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Karlie Kloss in a Music Video of the Day

Karlie Kloss took time away from sitting on Taylor Swift’s face, assuming that she is the sitter, and not the one being sat on, which is actually a crazy thing to even think about, of course she’s the one being sat on like she was sybian or another sex toy, this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about, and she’s no lesbian who loves pussy, she’s just loves her pussy being eaten and Victoria’s Secret models doing the pussy eating is a power play so good for her self esteem…it’s like she knows how many guys want to bang an VS Model…and she’s got one that she calls her BFF, but that she really just owns..and I guess lends out to music videos to roll around in her panties… The band is called CHIC…. The post Karlie Kloss in a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day

My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life… Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne.. The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”…. All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day

I like Luma Grothe, but only because her name sounds like Russell Simmons saying “Gross”….and adult lisps always make me laugh… It’s like dude, you’re a billionaire, you fuck young hot models everyday, you’re a yoga master and can pretty do anything you want, except pronounce the letter S You sound like a fucking 5 year old…get it together… Not that I care about Russell Simmons, but I love adult lisps, and I just think Grothe is Gross in Adult Lisp speak…and Grothe models in lingerie..in GQ Russia, even though she is from Brazil, The world…is a confusing place…but this model is amazing… The post Luma Grothe in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paulina is the Naked Canadian Model for Cameron Davis of the Day

The world is filled with models. I mean every city and small town you go to has at least one girl rocking the selfie game, or setting up photoshoots with her friend who has a camera, all in efforts of being the next Kate Moss, or Kate Upton, or in some cases Jenna Jameson… Sure there are still agencies, there are still castings, but the jobs are all booked based on social media and agencies will book pretty much anyone… Not to mention, the jobs don’t even pay that much anymore, unless you are famous, so you might as well build that online presence as aggressively as possible and what better way to do that than to shoot with photographers who have a bigger Audience than you… Every once in a while, a talent breaks through, who after I see naked, looks the fucking part and has the potential for greatness, and not just because she’s got great tits but because she’s not a trashy fame whore gold digging her way through instagram… That said, this “me” society, where people take their future into their own hands, build their own celebrity, and try to either get youtube or instagram famous, producing content to keep the audience engaged…is a good thing…especially when shit gets artistic and naked… Her name is Paulina and I think I love her… The post Paulina is the Naked Canadian Model for Cameron Davis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day

We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day

We can all agree that Paris Hilton is a pile of shit of a person… We can all agree that she has been relating or channeling Barbie since she brought her annoying self to the mainstream by getting fucked on camera… We can all agree that she is a has been who never was, even if she’s still making more money than ever, thanks to the world being retarded and unaware of how to make people fall off and disappear, especially when said person is rich as fuck, hangs out with people who are rich as fuck, and will always be int he “right” places… She’s still garbage, whether she’s mastered manipulating the retards of the world for profit…But more importantly, her bird face isn’t even hot or interesting, she’s just skinny and connected and I guess..that in and of itself is enough… I mean, I should give her some credit, she’s blocked me off social media which is kind of funny considering I never bother with her, but more importantly, the whore fucks on camera…and exposes herself and that’s a good thing no matter who is doing it.. WHat isn’t a good thing is this fucking shoot where she’s been cast as Barbie, if anything it is offensive and Mattel should sue the whore…make her license that shit…bankrupt her…anything is possible and sometimes dreams do come true…just not my dreams… The post Paris Hilton Gives Barbie Herpes in this Terrifying Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day

Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day

Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss Titties for W Magazine of the DAy

One thing that I love is Kate Moss and her really solid nipples……and I don’t really know why, maybe it has something to do with her being an it girl when I was younger in a more simple time, or maybe I just like a girl who has been around the block a bunch of times over…and has had countless men roll through her…while having a very successful career in an era before social media… I think she’s still got it going on….and not just because I am curious how vile all the unprotected sex with famous people who have fucked 1000s of women tastes and smells… Or maybe I just like how a girl who is such a rockstar trouble making party girl, huffing coke and being a wreck of a single mother, is considered high fashion and not gutter slut…all because she’s Kate Moss… It works for me, unfortunately, Kate Moss doesn’t, but if she did, I would try to get her pregnant, even if her uterus is battered and can’t get pregnant…it would just be in her job description. Not that she knows what a job is, unless it was a blowjob, since models don’t actually work…. What it comes down to is more Kate Moss tits, never enough Kate Moss tits…and I love Kate Moss tits.. The post Kate Moss Titties for W Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert is a Montreal Hometown hero, who I guess is pushing 40 by now, and who left when she was 17, so I guess she can’t really be considered hometown anything…but she is chubby, and friends with Paris Hilton, and she has been on a bunch of shows…so I guess that’s something… I remember the only time I was ever in the same place as her, she was pulling some LA cunt behavior, you know acting like she was fucking Hollywood God….where one of my friends went too close next to her and she had security or something pull him away… If I had energy and if she was more relevant, I would probably want to stunt her family’s house…either doing a flash mob or something equally ridiculous, but that would require way too much effort for someone who is barely relevant… Instead, I’ll just look at her cleavage… The post Elisha Cuthbert’s Tits for Fashion Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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