La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding…. Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing…. Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings…. Other models were there too…
Mara Teigen is an instagram model…and like all instagram models…no one has ever heard of her, no one kmows that she exists, but for some reason, a reason I call getting half naked on the interent, she has 350,000 followers, making you think maybe she’s relevant and you’re out of touch, before realizing that she gets naked or half naked to get followers…and I figure thats newsworthy enough to post…even if it isn’t news at all…because of the thong.
Old and tired Kelly Brook looks like she’s thrown in the towel on this get famous in America shit. I’m thinking that her work visa may be expiring and she’s trying to pass off the big titty torch to her roommate, NATALIE LOREN , by plugging the shit out of both their tits on instagram for attention, because attention may lead to a job, when sex tape is the only angle they should be taking….and I guess she’s either taken the den mother position, to help misguided titty models get ahead, or MAYBE, she’s taking the latch onto something hotter than her to get attention, or maybe girls with big tits who get attention for their big tits have a bond and understanding for each other that people who don’t have big tits just never understand… Here’s their instagram pics…
Schön Magazine has taken on the “free the nipple” program with this editorial featuring some model I didn’t look up because I am lazy and who really cares…she’s showing tit in public for fashion and that’s pretty amazing…even though all models show their tits, in public or in studio, it’s part of the job and why they get paid so much fucking money…they’re versatile…but that doesn’t mean that the idea of girls showing off their tits in public as a social movement for feminists who feel they deserve the same rights as men isn’t fucking awesome. People are followers, and this is exactly the kind of thing any pervert dude, like me, would have and has tried starting in over the years, because once every girl gets on board….I get to see every girls tits…I win…I always win…even if winning is actually losing in the grand scheme of life…winning at losing is still winning….
Selena Gomez was hanging out with Cara Delevingne, because that’s what all these overpaid peopled do, they sit together discussing how amazing they are, while living the exclusive life, before talking shit about each other behind each other’s back, because fame and Hollywood and all that is just like one horrible high school you’d wish someone would school shoot, but no one ever school shoots….it’s like all these delusional idiots….talking about their ridiculous lives…while idiots like us watch…and can you really blame us when former disney star saves “models” from having their tits fall out…even when we’ve all seen her tits …because Selena Gomez is a hero…that has been fucked by Justin Bieber… She posted this to her instagram, so I guess she wanted everyone to see it, because saving tits get hits…generates buzz…makes them all money…keeps people talking about them…even if it’d be better if they were scissoring…I mean if you’re gonna make noise…make fucking noise from faking a lesbian orgasm…fuck… TO SEE PICS OF CARA DELEVINGNE AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE
Because nothing gives me a workout quite like seeing a hottie in workout gear, here’s Sofia Vergara on her way to the gym and giving us a peek at that great booty of hers in the process. And I don’t know about you guys, but just looking at these shots are getting my blood pumping. Granted, it’s all going to my pants region, but hey, for a guy who lies around on the couch 24/7, that’s the most activity I’m going to get all day. So let’s hope Sofia keeps this up, because my doctor said I need to exercise at least 15 minutes each day. And so far, 45 seconds is still my personal best. Photos: WENN.com
I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Lanna Alder here, although it’s tough for me to keep track. For some reason, my brain just seems to shut down whenever there’s hot models in bikinis involved. And it doesn’t help that it can be hard to tell all these up-and-coming hotties apart. I just wish one of them would do something different to stand out. You know, like pursue a romantic relationship with a certain blogger. But that’s just one example, I can think of way more: go motorboating with a blogger, go Jello-wrestling with a blogger, send dirty pictures to a blogger… I could keep going all day. » view all 66 photos
So the UK Sun, has decided with the rest of the world, that Glamour Models are a waste of fucking low quality time, and giving them attention is really just helping strippers expand their clientele, while increasing their hourly “Lap Dance Rate”…and occasionally landing an unwanted pregnancy, or high profile athlete husband…or even a Rolling Stone…right Katia Ivanova??!? Today was the first day that Page 3 didn’t post topless Glamour models… It’s been 44 years of topless Glamour models…a feature invented by Rupert Murdoch….that had hater feminists were fighting becasue women are more than just breasts, and Page 3 for the last 44 years didn’t agree…and I’m sure those uptight, nazi-like oppresssive censors are pretty happy to know they have won…because they have decided to end the feature, because I guess tits are old news, or maybe advertisers don’t like tits, or maybe we can find tits anywhere we look like the Internet…and there is no place for it in a newspaper… It’s still fucking weak behavior…giving into the evil activists… That said, we have been fans of the Page 3 girls for the last 10 years, or 25% of their existence, we even have an extensive 3 year archive in the stepFORUM …. Cheesy or not, it’s the end of an era, we like tits, and here are some pics…to remember the good times…before these assholes backed down for the freedom they represented all for Ad Dollars… So no more boobs in your paper….Boycott the UK SUN!!!!!…. Here’s a bunch of their tits, in some really shitty photoshoots… To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE Boycott the UK SUN!!!!!…
Here name is KARMEN PEDARU … She is Estonian. She is a model who shows her tits. This is her campaign for some ridiculously named designer “Francesco Scognamiglio”, who even with his ridiculous name, probably should have gone with something a little shorter…whether it is his name or not…I mean Americans won’t buy into something so Italian, it is against their racist core…that only like Italians for pizza…and I guess the Sopranos.. However, he clearly knows more than I do about these things, because he’s the one I’m writing about, and not the other way around, but I guess in my defence, I am just celebrating that finally, a clothing brand, is using a model willing to show tits, showing her tits… It’s this kind of creative direction Victoria’s Secret needs to get into
Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years. So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance… It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing.. So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind… TO SEE PICS OF TAYLORE LEGS WITH SOME HIPSTER GROUPIES CLICK HERE
