Jürgen Teller is one of the best photographers out there, and Paz de la Huerta is one of the best models, actresses, talents, and crack whore looking disaster I want to sniff, ever since seeing her in her big break on Boardwalk Empire, only to get killed off…and basically take that to heart, by looking up on some Amy Winehouse post death look or whatever the fuck is going on here… I love it. It is raw, dirty and amazing, and I can cross reference all her nude pics…making it even better…love it.
I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but I’ve been blogging for years and I’ve never once been invited to this Leather and Laces Super Bowl Party. I mean, it’s got everything I look for in a party: a bunch of hot lingerie models in leather and an open bar. So here’s Behati Prinsloo making me wish I’d gotten to spend last night bugging her to play some two-hand touch with me instead of in my basement surrounded by my friends the Little Tuna and a bunch of pizza boxes. Oh well. There’s always next year. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Get into the Super Bowl spirit with the always amazing…hot as fuck LUCI FORD in these Super Bowl inspired, covered in dirt, wearing football pants, carrying a football that hopefully reminds you less of high school locker room initiation where the team gang raped you – and more of Debbie Does Dallas in the 70s when porn went mainstream…and I learned what jerking off to bush really meant… That said, I hate sports, I find them stupid as fuck, I mean let’s watch a bunch of dudes running back and forth like a bunch of fags who like watching dudes….before showering together….but I do like the girls who participate in promoting sports like this…or the models who fuck athletes because athletes are rich…and most importantly…you fucking love sports…and the Super Bowl…this is your weekend you basic, typical American fuck…. Here are some pics…and follow her on instagram for more… Pics by Danny Steezy
Just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about her. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models and hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. And this latest shoot of hers just confirms it. Although now I want to know where I can get this shirt. Because I think it’d look seriously great in my bedroom. …Candice comes with it, right?
I always love it when hot models have something to promote, and here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in London launching her new fragrance Rosie for Autograph. Anyway, even though I’ve got my nose two inches away from my computer screen right now, I can’t tell you guys what it smells like. But if I had to guess, I’d say probably roses and blogger tears from knowing this is the closest we’ll ever get to a hottie like Rosie. Actually, scratch that. I can probably get my nose an inch closer. Wish me luck! » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing why she’s our reigning two-time MILF of the Year (and maybe even three-time, but I can barely remember what I had breakfast, let alone back that far). See, because even though Alessandra’s just walking around LA in a pair of tight jeans, she still manages to just as smoking hot as most of her fellow models do on their bikini photoshoots. And after all these years, I still don’t know how she does it, I just hope she never stops. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
I don’t know who the Manon LeLoup is, or who the fuck she thinks she is, I just know she’s naked for some shit called SCANDINAVIA and that’s good enough for me, you see I like tits, I like naked, I like it all….but what I like the fact that girls are always willing to get naked if you position it propoerly, or ofer enough money…meaning if a girl tells me “you’ll never see me naked you are a sick and creepy fuck”…all you have to do is hire a fashion photographer to email them saying he is working on a book, and that girl will get naked for him, hired by you, so essentially getting naked for you…then you can email her the pics and say “you just did”…so remember…if you want to get a girl naked, any girl, you can…now here’s Manon LeLoup nipple…because it is art…
Rosie Hungtington is one of these high fashion, probably cunty and snobby, models who I assume laughs at all the American models, with their fatness, while sipping her pompous, pretentious, royal cup of tea back home in England…because English people are either fancy, classy and elegant, even when raging and snorting tons of cocaine…or they are gutter as fuck…toothless and impossible to understand…. She’s probably some perfume line, because she’s obviously into promoting all kinds of nonsense all the fucking time, and she’s doing it just in time for Valentines day, I’m sure by coincidence, wearing pink lingerie showing enough side tit to notice….and I am all for it, because I am a fan of her, and her ability to make bald men have hope….that they too can get a hot model…if they work out, get in movies and make millions.
Based on logic…Alessandra Ambrosio has too many kids to be in a bikini…but science, or more importantly commerce has made it okay for her to strip the fuck down, because she’s got million dollar contracts to be in a bikini, and despite her catholic, can’t use birth control logic, won’t let that stop her or retire her or throw her on the back burner..but what fascinates me in all this is why they still use the over 30 models, is the market who cares or buys these products against a new generation of girls because young girls make them feel old, and are not relatable, alienating them from buying their product, even though these kinds of woman are hot that even girls younger than them can’t really relate to them when they see them in ads…or did Victoria’s Secret get a long term discount, like a cellphone company when buying these women from their Brazilian pimps, you know take her for 20 years, for 1,000,000, 10 years, 900,000, 5 year, 500,000, hustle… Not that this has anything to do with the economics or marketing budgets of Victoria’s Secret, this is editorial, but I guess when you’re only real job has been Victoria’s Secret…everything she does goes back to that…who cares.
Zee Nunes is some photographer and here are a bunch of pics he took for Vogue Brasil….I don’t know who the models are, I don’t know what they are doing, I just know that there is at least one nipple…and one nipple is enough nipple…that’s a life lesson of the day….one nipple is enough nipple…I can’t believe this is my life.
