If you’re a regular reader, you’ll probably recognize Sara Malakul Lane here, even though it’s been at least a year or two since I’ve done a post on the half Thai actress/model/hottie. But according to my sources, Sara’s got a new movie out, Kickboxer: Retaliation , and I figure that’s as good an excuse as any to post more pictures of Sara and remind you all she’s hotter and more talented than 99% of all those other wannabe models/actress out there. Someone give this girl more work.
Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old…. But that body is out of control, which is a good thing, because her face is looking it’s age… You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and I’m not Jewish…. But you can stare at the tits. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hailey Clauson is out there doing it – because she’s resilient….that’s what models do – they overcome all odds and bring their best best face and body to the photoshoot where they are objectified by brands, photographers, marketing people, just wanting them to look their hottest, to make the most noise, and get the most attention, to sell as much product as possible… Even after this hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…WHILE HER DAD WAS ON SET….to cash the fuck in young, something you’d think would get her blacklisted for being a volatile fucker, the kind you hire who shit on you after you pay them, and who you end up in court with….so you just settle making her rich enough to not have to model… She’s able to keep her vibe alive….doing magazines, Sports Illustrated, mattering…what a hero really…who has faced struggles and adversity… IMPRESSIVE…in Ocean Drive. The post Hailey Clauson for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know some of you guys probably think I’m just some cranky loser with nothing better to do than sit in my mom’s basement and make fun of do-nothing hotties and chubby wannabes all day, and OK, you’re not wrong. But I can be nice sometimes too. For instance, here’s Romee Strijd , AKA one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret supermodels in the world, with some pants-meltingly hot new pictures. See? I actually contributed something positive to society for once. You’re welcome.
Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, or pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, or genetic modification the human version, some DNA manipulating shit that is now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing. Paypal’s Elon Musk is trying to go to Mars, Paypal’s Peter Thiel is trying to live forever, Victoria’s Secret is finding ways to save money on the imperfect period getting models they use…AI / RObots is the answer…. But more intersting than her being genetically modified is that she was a VIRGIN when she came to America to make it as a famous. AN ACTUAL VIRGIN…but then she ended up with some dude in a band who had a history of fucking models…which means she likely got the HERPES…but that’s just a right of passage… I like her hard nips in her selfie…. Here’s her ass at a VS Photoshoot TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Older than Mount Rushmore, South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough – will have.. I don’t know how famous she is but famous enough to assume she fucked her way to the top because the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director….don’t get anywhere in hollywood…unless they suck that dick… Or in January’s case…TURKEY BASED THAT DICK UP INSIDE YOU TO CREATE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT LIKELY CAME WITH A BUY OUT PLAN FROM THE RICH GUY WHO PENETRATED THE CERVIX WITH HIS SEED..so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered… She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can. This isn’t real tits, but the country bumpkin in the overalls, is almost believable…if we didn’t all know she was a social manipulating heathen. The post January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Demi Rose confuses the fuck out of me, but I guess she’s positioned herself as a Kim Kardashian of the UK, whatever that means beyond a woman with a really weird looking fake ass that people buy into, especially in the UK, because the UK has created some of the trashiest women of the last decade or two thanks to their weirdness…I thought these fuckers were proper and well educated, well spoken, but I guess there are a lot of chimney sweepers, factory workers, blue collared people…who just love trashy…allowing people like this to exist… Think about Glamour Models for a second, some of the biggest clown tits ever, all from the UK…even though you’d think it was an American thing…I mean they even have a black woman in the Royal Family now…progressive sure…but not what you’d expect from those people and their crumpets. That said, I’m pretty sure Demi Rose is an escort you can pay to fuck, the instagram is just ways to increase the value of that and that’s about all I know or care to know about whatever this is – that I am compelled to post because it’s clown-like. A Novelty act. The post Demi Rose Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hailey Baldwin is on the rise, finally, she’s been working hard at it, leveraging from every angle, because I guess she thinks she’s hot and deserves celebrity as a model, or maybe she just knows her friends are ugly and got celebrity as models, so it’s not unlikely that it will happen for her, even if it takes her a little longer to get there..she’ll get there…thanks to not actually having to work because I guess Stephen Baldwin has money from the handful of shitty movies he’s been in… THAT SAID…. My theory on this is that each of these little rich kids that don’t deserve to be models, and who never worked a day in their life, other than taking handouts, get tired of the hype once they get the hype and fade away to only work on project that are close to their attention seeking hearts – or that pay a ton of money.. So Kendall Dropped, Kylie Dropped, GIGI Dropped…and soon Bella will drop…when bored…making room for this one…and it’s starting..she’s getting magazine covers.. Sure Marie Claire Italy isn’t Vogue, but it’ll get there…the clickbait is real…she’s doing it.. In these photos you can see her dancer body, in dancer poses, because I guess she trained as a dancer growing up…that’s where all her discipline comes…that and the Jesus here weirdo recovering addict who found god father shoved down her throat like it was one of her sexual conquests, like Bieber. The post Hailey Baldwin Better a Dancer in the Dark for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to Sofia Vergara . Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.
I just heard they’re planning to end Modern Family after next season, and honestly, I didn’t even realize they were still making that show. I stopped watching it years ago. Anyway, I know Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland both have promising second careers as full-time Instagram models lined up, but I’m not sure what’s going to happen to Sofia Vergara . Although if the show ending gives her more free time to spend in a bikini, I’m all for it. They should’ve cancelled that thing years ago.
