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Iskra Lawrence is More Irresistible than Ever: LOOK!

Iskra Lawrence is an absolutely stunning plus-size model, and she’s taken to Instagram to share the recipe for her favorite breakfast. Complete with a photo of it, and her, of course. You’ll have to tear your eyes off of her gorgeous form to actually see the food, by the way. For the millionth time, it’s so weird to us that our society categorizes Iskra Lawrence as “plus-size.” Not because she’s beautiful, because women of all sizes are beautiful, but because she doesn’t seem that “plus.” At all. Models have a weird assumed default size, basically. That’s another great look, to be sure, but maybe Kendall Jenner with her hot pics  should be categorized as “minus-size.” Just something to think about. Anyway, Iskra is a total sweetheart and didn’t just heartlessly show off her food in a modern day Torment of Tantalus. In her instagram captions, she shared the entire recipe: -fry or poach an egg -toast two pieces of sourdough bread (“use whatever bread you’d like that’s just my fave”) -instead of butter etc she uses coconut oil -then mash up a whole or half an avocado (depending on how hungry she is) -squeeze some 1/4 lime or lemon juice into the avocado -spread it on top of the toast and sprinkle salt and pepper and pine nuts -when she has tomatoes she likes to cut up a few and add those Just to clarify, the photo shows that the egg goes on top of the avocado spread. Admittedly, it’s a little elaborate, especially for breakfast. Who actually has time to sit down and eat breakfast every morning? How did people not run out of time when they were, like, nine? But if you do have time, this looks amazing. Not the tomatoes part, of course — we love ourselves — but the rest. The tomatoes were almost an afterthought anyway. All of the joy of eating guacamole without the sudden realization that you’ve devoured two bags of chips and one of your fingers. Obviously, Iskra’s  heartless for promoting this — doesn’t she know that Millennials will never own homes if they keep eating avocado on toast? We joke, of course, since we apparently have more basic math skills than a certain Australian millionaire. But in all seriousness, that sounds absolutely delicious, and we’ll have to try it … with a few modifications for taste. Would anyone else totally watch an Iskra Lawrence cooking show? Just a thought. View Slideshow: Iskra Lawrence: Meet the Instagram Model With the Kardashian-Sized Booty

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Eniko Mihalik’s Posting TITS on Instagram of the Day

Eniko Mihalik snuck her nipple onto Instagram and everyone was happy, and by everyone I mean me, because I have no friends, people don’t like me, and I don’t bother having these discussions with them to determine whether the nipple they see on the social media is a nipple they love, I just think to myself, damn, if people can be posting nipples on social media, and my whole business model was post nipples that of these actors and models because no one was allowed to post them on mainstream channels….like instagram…but now they can…I am officially obsolete….like Blockbuster…because no one cares about what I have to say about the nipple, they just care about the nipple itself… Life debates, philosophical what does it all mean moments…with myself…something you can probably related to, you chronic masturbating weirdo. That said – Eniko Mihalik is some 30 year old, pretty well paid, actual model…and clearly she’s lovely. The post Eniko Mihalik’s Posting TITS on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid – Panties By a Helicopter of the Day

Bella Hadid is classy…she flies to Grand Prix in helicopters like a lady…a lady who wears see through outfits to get as much attention as she can for herself – because she’s the ugly duckling younger sister – just trying to make her way in the world…as a rich kid who is clearly empty, a lone, pretending to be at the top of the world, while at the top of the world, but you know how these cunts are…NEVER enough…so they keep pushing for more…panties on Helicopters and all… The post Bella Hadid – Panties By a Helicopter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Instagram Bathing Suit Models of the Day

Lea Michele tucked her dick in for these very important instagram bikini / bathing suit pics of her in her floatie… I am more interested in seeing pics of her with her erection or testicles, if they haven’t atrophied…sticking out of her bathing suit bottom… I do think it’s repetitive that I call her a man all the time…but there’s comfort in familiarity…like when you see this and say “I bet he calls her a man”…not to mention what the fuck else am I suppsed to say about Lea Michele…that she was great on Glee, a real hard faced talent…who gives a fuck, I want to see genitals. SPREAD THOSE LEGS AND SHOW US YOUR TAPE JOB. The post Lea Michele Instagram Bathing Suit Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: The Kourtney Konundrum

Last night on  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 , Kourtney Kardashian talked candidly about life after Scott Disick. And while one would expect it would be nothing but peaches, cream and freedom, the reality star admitted that it’s been challenging at times, for reasons we never really contemplated before. Oh, and Korutney also dressed up like a firefighter. Allow us to explain… The main topic on an installment aptly titled “Decisions, Decisions” centered on how terrible Kourtney has become at making any sort of choice now that she’s a single woman. Case in point: The episode opened with Kourtney taking Kim up on an invite to New York Fashion Week. But she then called Kim at the literal last minute (the latter was already on board her private jet) to change her mind, telling her sister that she decided to stay home instead. This caused Kim to get angry (“You need, like, serious therapy. Who would do a full fitting and … not go?” she yelled over the phone) and for Kourtney to be honest about herself. “I know I’m indecisive. It’s debilitating,” she told Khloe when the siblings sat down for lunch. Vented Khloe to mother Kris Jenner later on: “Kourt doesn’t get how her lack of decision-making affects other people.” How to solve this problem? After playing a series of pranks on her oldest sister, Khloe (totally on her own, we’re sure, and totally not told to do so by producers) decided it was time to take things to the a new, unique, different sort of level. She took Kourtney to a local fire station and, along with a bunch of firefighters, tasked her indecisive sister with saving Kris from a fake fire. Because of course, right? That’s the obvious solution to this sort of problem, isn’t it? Kourtney ultimate failed in this pretend mission, but did come to a realization while speaking to her sisters. “I feel like Scott and I were very co-dependent and I just would always bounce every idea off of him,” she said, adding: “Also, I’m just living a different life now where doing more for myself is an option and now that I am able to make my own decisions, I want to make the best decisions. “Tony Robbins taught me to make decisions from the heart and not from your head … I want to start listening.” We’ll be curious to see if this lasts. And curious to see what ridiculous idea Khloe comes up with next week for a member of her family. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: 13 Secrets from the Set ELSEWHERE on Sunday night, Rob Kardashian struggled with maintaining a civil relationship with Blac Chyna. If you  watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you know that when it comes to this overweight relative, it is literally always something. His mom and sisters never know what to do. Help out a family member who’s clearly struggling, or institute a little tough love? (Or a lot.) In this case, Kim said she supported Rob and Chyna having broken up because it’s “the best path” for the ex-lovers, despite both wanting to raise a happy and healthy daughter. Rob went to see Chyna during a photoshoot at one point, after not seeing her for quite some time, admitting to the camera that he was “nervous” about the encounter. “Chyna is acting super weird to me,” he said shortly after getting a cold shoulder from his baby mama. “There is so much awkward tension between Chyna and I. I don’t know how to act around her.” But at least the relationship has helped Rob grow close again to his mother. Following this failed attempt to reconnect with Chyna, Rob went home and talked to Kris about his hopes for both his future and, more importantly, the future of his daughter. “Everything is fine. I’m trying to be peaceful,” he said. “We just communicate really poorly. It’s all dumb. Fights … I want to have the type of relationship that you and my dad had… “It would just kill me if we didn’t have that friendship for Dream.” Finally… Kanye West made a rare appearance on the show! Despite the aforementioned snub from Kourtney, Kim still jetted to New York City and attended her husband’s fashion show, sitting next to Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour in the front row. Kim also gushed about the rapper’s collection, saying: “Kanye came up with this amazing idea where the models are seen inside of this giant cube.” Sure. Absolutely. That sounds totally amazing. We guess. The star also seemed to glow with pride while watching the group of fashion models walk by in oversize hoodies and coats. Confused about what the heck this looked like and why it served as evidence of Kanye’s genius? Click on the video below to find out for yourself! Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 Online

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: The Kourtney Konundrum

Last night on  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 , Kourtney Kardashian talked candidly about life after Scott Disick. And while one would expect it would be nothing but peaches, cream and freedom, the reality star admitted that it’s been challenging at times, for reasons we never really contemplated before. Oh, and Korutney also dressed up like a firefighter. Allow us to explain… The main topic on an installment aptly titled “Decisions, Decisions” centered on how terrible Kourtney has become at making any sort of choice now that she’s a single woman. Case in point: The episode opened with Kourtney taking Kim up on an invite to New York Fashion Week. But she then called Kim at the literal last minute (the latter was already on board her private jet) to change her mind, telling her sister that she decided to stay home instead. This caused Kim to get angry (“You need, like, serious therapy. Who would do a full fitting and … not go?” she yelled over the phone) and for Kourtney to be honest about herself. “I know I’m indecisive. It’s debilitating,” she told Khloe when the siblings sat down for lunch. Vented Khloe to mother Kris Jenner later on: “Kourt doesn’t get how her lack of decision-making affects other people.” How to solve this problem? After playing a series of pranks on her oldest sister, Khloe (totally on her own, we’re sure, and totally not told to do so by producers) decided it was time to take things to the a new, unique, different sort of level. She took Kourtney to a local fire station and, along with a bunch of firefighters, tasked her indecisive sister with saving Kris from a fake fire. Because of course, right? That’s the obvious solution to this sort of problem, isn’t it? Kourtney ultimate failed in this pretend mission, but did come to a realization while speaking to her sisters. “I feel like Scott and I were very co-dependent and I just would always bounce every idea off of him,” she said, adding: “Also, I’m just living a different life now where doing more for myself is an option and now that I am able to make my own decisions, I want to make the best decisions. “Tony Robbins taught me to make decisions from the heart and not from your head … I want to start listening.” We’ll be curious to see if this lasts. And curious to see what ridiculous idea Khloe comes up with next week for a member of her family. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: 13 Secrets from the Set ELSEWHERE on Sunday night, Rob Kardashian struggled with maintaining a civil relationship with Blac Chyna. If you  watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you know that when it comes to this overweight relative, it is literally always something. His mom and sisters never know what to do. Help out a family member who’s clearly struggling, or institute a little tough love? (Or a lot.) In this case, Kim said she supported Rob and Chyna having broken up because it’s “the best path” for the ex-lovers, despite both wanting to raise a happy and healthy daughter. Rob went to see Chyna during a photoshoot at one point, after not seeing her for quite some time, admitting to the camera that he was “nervous” about the encounter. “Chyna is acting super weird to me,” he said shortly after getting a cold shoulder from his baby mama. “There is so much awkward tension between Chyna and I. I don’t know how to act around her.” But at least the relationship has helped Rob grow close again to his mother. Following this failed attempt to reconnect with Chyna, Rob went home and talked to Kris about his hopes for both his future and, more importantly, the future of his daughter. “Everything is fine. I’m trying to be peaceful,” he said. “We just communicate really poorly. It’s all dumb. Fights … I want to have the type of relationship that you and my dad had… “It would just kill me if we didn’t have that friendship for Dream.” Finally… Kanye West made a rare appearance on the show! Despite the aforementioned snub from Kourtney, Kim still jetted to New York City and attended her husband’s fashion show, sitting next to Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour in the front row. Kim also gushed about the rapper’s collection, saying: “Kanye came up with this amazing idea where the models are seen inside of this giant cube.” Sure. Absolutely. That sounds totally amazing. We guess. The star also seemed to glow with pride while watching the group of fashion models walk by in oversize hoodies and coats. Confused about what the heck this looked like and why it served as evidence of Kanye’s genius? Click on the video below to find out for yourself! Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 Online

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Barbara Palvin And Her Hot Real Model Friends

I know I like to rag on all the so-called “models” out there currently taking over the business, and no, it’s not just because the Hadid sisters won’t take me up on my invite to come over for a “tuna sandwich.” It’s also because legitimately hot supermodels like  Barbara Palvin here get ignored because of all those rich kid wannabes. And that’s a total shame, if you ask me. So let’s correct that by giving Barbara the attention she deserves today. I figure 30 seconds ought to do it. Maybe even 45 if I can break my old record.

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Scott Disick Banging Chloe Bartoli; Bella Thorne Peaces Out of Cannes!

Looks like Scott Disick is back to his old ways again. His old ways being Chloe Bartoli, the very same woman he was linked to two summers ago when Kourtney Kardashian dumped him. As for Bella Thorne … looks like she’s seen enough. Yesterday in Cannes, France, the 33-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians train wreck was seen in his villa with a mystery brunette. Suffice it to say, she is a very attractive woman. Mind you, this is just days after making a show out of taking Bella Throne to Cannes  in an obvious play to make Kourt jealous. Hard to believe he could parade around town with a teenage actress only to ditch her just hours later, but that’s Scott for you. Brazen is one word for him. Reckless, another. It turns out the Lord’s mystery plaything wasn’t that much of a mystery at all; Chloe Bartoli has once again linked up with him. The two, as we said above, have a history. View Slideshow: 11 Hottest Chloe Bartoli Photos: Scott Disick’s Side-Piece is Smokin’! As for Bella Thorne, she has now met Scott Disick up close and personal, and on the receiving end of a million “I told you sos” online. Sources close to their Cannes crew say that after seeing just how out of control this guy is, the 19-year-old backed away from Scott. And the whole Cannes scene, altogether. Despite the fact that she’s an entertainment industry veteran, Scott’s heavy drinking was truly shocking, TMZ reports, to Bella. To her credit, when Scott invited Bella to Cannes, she insisted they bring her older sister Dani along as a chaperone of sorts. Even then, and with several friends around to look out for her, Bella’s long fuse ran out after being exposed to this s–tshow. Insiders connected to Thorne’s family say that her parents were worried about this trip from the start, for the obvious reasons. Her young age, the Cannes Film Festival’s reputation as a playground for rich a–holes partying … and Scott Disick, in general. Still, they believe she’s an adult and can handle her own decisions, so they stayed out of it, and in the end? She proved them right. Sure, she probably should’ve taken a hard pass in the first place, but at least she put the brakes on before getting in too deep. Apparently, the final straw was Bartoli, whom Scott was not just “hanging out” with … hanging out on top of would be more apt. Anyway, Ms. Thorne’s tweets on the subject: Yes, this fancy life is not for her, Thorne says. No, nothing happened with Scott, she says.  A little bit of revisionist history, perhaps – that life could’ve been awesome with a guy who’s not a total f–king mess – but we’ll allow it. Despite rumors that Scott and Bella stalked Ella Ross , hoping for a threesome with his most recent ex, it doesn’t look like that happened. We think. And hope, against all hope. Disick is reportedly determined to have three-way sex in an attempt to stick it to Kourtney … which may be his lowest point ever. Seriously, this goes beyond his typical propensity for partying and “dating” young models and ventures into dangerous territory. How many lives can this guy ruin? View Slideshow: 33 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos EVER!

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Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day

I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples… But I find it wonderful… I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need. But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman… Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Johnny Depp to Amber Heard: I Forbid You to Do Sex Scenes!

Johnny Depp isn’t exactly killing it these days. Sure, he’s still got the private island in the Bahamas and he probably woke up this afternoon with two spindly models in his bed, but as he stumbles into his mid-50s, the Tim Burton Frankenstein lab creation is definitely learning to take the good with the bad. These days, most of the cringeworthy Depp gossip comes not from anonymous sources on social media, but from far more reliable court documents. You see, when Depp’s not out drumming up press for Pirates of the Caribbean 5 , which critics are describing as an experience akin to an emergency colonoscopy with talking parrots and sh-t, he’s in court. Most of the recent tabloid headlines have had to do with Depp’s legal wrangling with his management group , TMG. Both parties are suing one another in an increasingly ridiculous court battle that’s brought to light a number of spending habits that shed a lot of light on Johnny’s recent years. (The $30,000 a month on wine , wasn’t exactly shocking, but it’s still pretty amusing.) Of course, before this latest round of courtroom drama, Johnny’s divorce from Amber Heard served as a constant source of bizarre and sometimes troubling revelations. Heard’s attorneys painted a picture of Depp as something a besotted monster – abusive, controlling, almost pathologically possessive. Divorce lawyers aren’t the most upstanding lot, and we may never know for sure how many of those claims were accurate, but it’s interesting that the latest Depp-disparaging legal docs come not from Heard, her attorneys, or even someone who’s on Amber’s side. They come from a man named Chris Hanley, a producer on the film London Fields, in which Heard has a leading role. The movie has yet to see the light of day, and Hanley claims that’s due in large part to Heard – and her tumultuous marriage to Depp which caused near-constant production problems. The main issue, Hanley claims, is that Depp jealously demanded that Heard pulled support for provocative scenes depicing her likeness, even when said scenes were shot with a body-double. In documents obtained by The Hollywood Reporter , Hanley blasts both Heard and Depp , claiming that Johnny was a nuisance and Heard brought her personal drama to the set on a regular basis.  “Amber Heard should be ashamed,” reads a preliminary statement from Hanley’s lawyers. The statement does on to reveal that Depp was so upset about Heard’s role in the film, that it may have been a contributing factor to their divorce: “Heard has made numerous fantastical accusations against Depp, and reports of her alleged affair with co-star Billy Bob Thornton became so pervasive that Thornton issued a public denial,” Hanley’s lawyers claim. “Indeed, while generally concealed from Plaintiff at the time, Plaintiff is now informed and believes that the provocative nature of Heard’s femme fatale role in the film was a factor leading to her divorce from Depp.” Hanley’s lawyers go on to claim that Depp forced Heard to reverse course on risque scenes to which she had already agreed: “He told the Hanleys that her ex-husband Johnny Depp (who had no cutting rights) would not approve of certain scenes or of her overall provocative performance, Heard herself approved of those scenes on several occasions,” states the document. “Heard later reversed course, apparently under perceived or actual pressure from Depp (who, according to Heard, was extremely jealous).” Like we said, not a great PR year for Johnny. He may be beyond Disney salvation at this point. The man needs a wacky stop-motion adventure with a goth sensibility and a Danny Elfman score STAT! View Slideshow: Johnny Depp Domestic Abuse Allegations: Stars React

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