Lea Michele is still in a bikini and she wants you to think she’s got tits in her bikini since ultimately – everyone is just an instagram model trying to get by….some just started out in better places like acting on Broadway after their parents groomed them to be singing and dancing average at best looking stars who eventually got on TV….making her a lot of money, but not any cooler or more interesting, just richer and thus capable of finding people to hang out with her, but this posting half nudes to the internet for no reason – that’s something I can respect…while not respecting any of these bitches…because they are shameless…and try to reduce themselves to sex objects to get ahead – even when they aren”t hot. The post Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
Every year ESPN celebrates athletes by getting them naked….It is their answer to Sport Illustrated Swimsuit…only with more strategic nudity…I prefer naked athletes in a sports magazine, to vapid cunt models who have no reason to be in a sports magazine….but ultimately it is all low level clickbait shit that shouldn’t really matter, but that does matter because we are all voyeurs who like seeing athletes we watch compete – even if sports are gay – naked… Her name is Michelle Waterson and she was a tactic to make the UFC, dude on dude ripping each other apart less gay, you know throw in some killer pussy, which happens to look like dudes, making it continue to be gay….but she’s naked anyway… The post Michelle Waterson UFC Fighter Naked for ESPN Body Issue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .
Bill Cosby should spend the rest of his life in jail. The comedian almost definitely raped dozens and dozens of women over the years, yet a jury of his peers could not reach a verdict this month and Cosby remains a free man . It sucks and it’s stupid and we really hope Cosby is found guilty when he goes back on trial later this year. In the meantime, however, at least the 79-year old is being publicly shame in some fashion, even if it’s not exactly the same as wearing an orange jumpsuit behind cold metal bars. On Friday, the Board of Curators at the University of Missouri voted unanimously to strip Cosby of the doctorate in humane letters that he received in 1999. This no-brainer of a decision was the first time the school had ever revoked an honorary degree. But it’s probably the first time a celebrity to whom it had given this distinction was accused of over 50 women of sexual assault. In a statement, University President Mun Choi cited assault allegations from all these women as the reason behind the move, saying Cosby’s alleged actions don’t reflect the school’s values. Altogether, around 25 other schools across the nation have similarly revoked honorary degrees and awards given to Cosby since nearly 60 women accused him of drugging and raping them. (Seriously! This guy is so guilty!) About a year ago, the University of Connecticut took this step, also voting unanimously to rescind the Doctor of Fine Arts given to Cosby in 1996. The resolution at the time cited Cosby’s own admissions in lawsuit depositions. In one, for example, he admitted he had affairs with young models and actresses and had obtained quaaludes to give to women he wanted to have sex with. (Seriously! This guy is so, so guilty!) “The University respects the principles of due process and Mr. Cosby’s right to a fair and public trial on the criminal charges against him,” the resolution said last year, adding in detail: “But the conduct which he admitted in his sworn testimony provides compelling reasons for the University of Connecticut to consider the revocation of his honorary degree. “This is an extraordinary action that is not being taken lightly.” We live in extraordinary times, that’s for sure. Cosby apparently plans to tour the country this summer and host seminars to help young men avoid being charged with sexual assault. We’re not making this up. According to spokesman Andrew Wyatt, Cosby wants kids to “know what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things they shouldn’t be doing.” Such a show of hubris on Cosby’s part is truly remarkable. If anyone plans on paying money for these seminars, allow us to save you some money… View Slideshow: 21 Celebrities Who Fell From Grace… Hard. Here are the two ways to avoid the fate of Bill Cosby: 1. Do not drug women. 2. Do not rape women. There. Boom. Done. You’re welcome.
Here’s Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real fashion model for some new photoshoot for Vogue , and look, she’s not doing as bad as some of her fellow rich kid/fake models. But I’m pretty sure that’s just because Kendall’s way hotter than the rest of those wannabes. Also, she appears to know how to do more than one face for the cameras. Hey, it’s not exactly a high bar to clear.
[Spoilers for The Keepers ahead.] The Keepers is probably the most brutal and devastating watch of the year. Streaming now, the Netflix documentary revisits a cold case — the murder of a 26-year-old nun, Sister Cathy Cesnik, nearly half a century ago — and chronicles a sexual-abuse case involving scores of teenage victims at a… Read more »
Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great…. But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket… His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me…. Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky The post Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Our friends over at V4-Twenty have released an amazing vape called the v4/Plush that you can and should get HERE …because vaping is a lot of fun for people who like vaping and even people who don’t…and who are confused by the whole movement…like myself… I am more of a drinker, you know drink hard, try to die from drinking every time I drink otherwise it doesn’t count… instead of a smoker…but I did vape once…it was strawberry flavored and magical….mainly because the girl who made me vape with her showed me her pussy and I love pussy and it can recruit me into doing all things I don’t normally do – like vape…. That said, these are the features of the vape: get YOURS HERE Built-in magnetic glass mouthpiece with stainless steel filter for cool and smooth/soft inhalation Ergonomic design for perfect grip LED lights communicate battery life and temperature settings Easy to use- 1 button control Discreet compact design that can easily be concealed in your purse, backpack, pocket or the palm of your hand Fast, precise & even conduction heating for full extraction and flavorful vapor Powerful lithium-ion battery for long lasting usage Shuts off automatically after 5 minutes to save battery life get YOURS HERE The post Our Friends V4 Twenty’s Vape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off… The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful… Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine…. Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier… HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN! The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off… The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful… Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine…. Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier… HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN! The post Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
