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Big Old Adriana Lima Probably Pregnant of the Day

Adriana Lima, like all models, is pretty fucking big, only unlike all models, she’s old and a mom and clearly filled out from her younger model days, because that’s what happens when women expire… She’s still Adriana Lima, and her man probably gets high fives in the country club for scoring the model so many people have jerked off to, because she’s a good Catholic woman who whores herself as masturabtion fodder in catalogs when not having babies out of wedlock, or getting divorces once in wedlock.. Point being, she’s probably pregnant again, based on how that New Kid on the Block looking motherfucker is grabbing at her stomach, he’s clearly saying “MY BABY inside my BABY”…or some “I said suck in your damn stomach the paparazzi are here and I don’t want everyone seeing I’m with expired bootleg Adriana Lima, look your best dammit, thats what I am paying your fucking Brazilian ass for, didn’t they teach you anything about escorting over at LIMITED BRANDS, the owner of Victoria’s Secret, Jesus Christ, yes JESUS like your savior you piss on everyday being the slut you are, put down that piece of cake”…. She’s still Adriana Lima..or a version of Adriana Lima…and it is in a bikini… The post Big Old Adriana Lima Probably Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sistine Stallone Upskirt of the Day

Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who’s face is a little too Sylvester Stallone looking for my liking….but she’s flashing her panties…and they are magical because they are celebrity kids, rich kids, brats who people only care about because their dad is Rambo, and that alone makes the pussy properly broken and A-List… He probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders… But she’s got a trust fund and people fuck with anything associated with celebrity…up on trying to be the next Kardashian…but failing…unless you think upskirts are a win…and I do….I think exactly that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sistine Stallone Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day

I just saw this picture – 24 hours after it was posted – because I do not follow AMy Schumer and for the most part, I pretend she doesn’t exist, but sometimes, when the pig puts on a bikini and spreads her vile legs open for the world, or her fans to see her muff gut / gunt that dudes only fuck for the story…. I guess she has a lot to thank you fat body for, like making men use her for sex at 3 am when they had no other options, we’ve all been on tinder and know how that works, giving her jokes to cope with being the girl no one really wanted….because sometimes making fun of a situation is the only way…and now the joke is on us, because more than just some horny dude on the receiving end of her desperate sexts, we all are… The real question is – how is this safe for anywhere, turn this trash into bacon…or dog food….or feed her back to the pigs…just get her anywhere but here.. Trashy fucking pile of shit who is just abrasive in all she does….die. The post Amy Schumer Pig in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid for Terry Richardson Who Gives a Fuck of the Day

The best thing about these shitty Terry Richardson pics of Bella Hadid for Magazine is how dramatic they make her nose job look, all hard edges to match the rest of her hard face, while she jacks her shorts up into her WEEKND battered cunt, because she’s just trying to fill the void left from being a rich kid no one she really wants to care about her, cares about her….and instead she seeks that approval from the world for Fashion and Luxury and social media… I don’t think she’s all that bad in terms of our options for rich LA kids pretending to be models…but these pics aren’t nearly perverted enough for me to really get behind and appreciate… The post Bella Hadid for Terry Richardson Who Gives a Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Pretends For V Magazine

Listen, I know I’m supposed to pretend that Bella Hadid is a “real” “supermodel” and everything, just because she gets topless for fashion mags and has a rich dad who can buy this website and turn it into a mommy blog before I finish my next post. But I’m sorry. I don’t look at this V Magazine shoot and see a model. All I see is a untalented rich kid playing pretend.

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Josephine Skriver Is The World’s Hottest Instagram Model

For whatever reason, nobody really seems to care about supermodels anymore. It’s all about the Instagram wannabes these days. And personally, I don’t get it. Give me a Victoria’s Secret model any day. But fine. Luckily, there’s still hotties like  Josephine Skriver here who can do both: look smoking hot in professional lingerie photoshoots and on Instagram. Now that’s real talent. Enjoy.

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Ireland Baldwin Does 4th Of July

I don’t know how you losers spent your Fourth of July, probably having “quality time” with your “friends and families” or something lame like that. But I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as mine: I spent the night sitting alone in my mom’s basement and shooting off pants fireworks while looking up patriotic fake photoshoots from wannabe models like  Ireland Baldwin . Pretty sure that’s what they call living your best life.

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Jay-Z Drops Major Gems About His Personal Life On ‘4:44’

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It’s finally here! Jay-Z dropped his highly anticipated 13th album, 4:44 on Friday and the Internet is already deeming it an instant classic. This time around, we get to hear a different Hov than we’ve heard before — in other words, he’s talking that major cloth talk. One thing that stands out about this album […]

Jay-Z Drops Major Gems About His Personal Life On ‘4:44’

Black ‘MENtors’ Inspire Young Black Men

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The Black Man Can, a nonprofit organization, has built a volunteer army of Black male role models.

Black ‘MENtors’ Inspire Young Black Men

Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day

I used to jerk off to Laetitia Casta. She was one of the french models with big tits in 1995 that was featured in all the celebrity nudity databases – before I hated celebs…back when I would watch movies and jerk off to movies because internet porn was so annoying to deal with…. She’s 22 years older….but still in front of the camera cuz these bitches get addicted to that shit…..and her tits…still big….amazing how that happens….middle age titties!! The post Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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