I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.
When I take pics of topless models tonguing each other, I come across as some weirdo casting couch pervert trying to get a boner to jerk off to at a later date, because my models are homeless crackheads in need of 5 dollars, my camera an iphone 4 or less, and my set a back alley… When Ellen Von Unwerth does it, it’s fashion or “art”…because she’s been in the game since the 80s, has always done sexual content, but most importantly, because the world accepts her as an artist, not a pervert, being a girl perv makes things easier and girl gets PAID hefty for it… I’ll still look at her models and their big tits…cuz I like big tits…tonguing..cuz I am also a pervert…I just don’t get paid for it. The post Dioni Tabbers & Valerie van der Graaf Model Tits French Kiss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jessica Wall is a model no one has heard of, but that doesn’t mean she’s not working or making a living as a model, it just means she’s insignificant, doesn’t matter, and all that other good stuff.. Well, she’s naked in a photoshoot, her tits hardly exciting, but it happened, they are out there and it is my duty to document her, and really any of these girls trying to make it the titty way…which as far as I’m concerned is the ONLY way… She’s already signed to an actual agency, take that hotter, better looking, instagram models, you got nothing on this Jessica Wall….and her naturals. The post Jessica Wall is a Topless Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is just not Kendall Jenner’s year, is it? It seems like every single time she turns around, she makes another dumb choice that outrages the masses. At this point, it’s looking like the girl will literally never learn. First, Kendall agreed to be in that seriously stupid Pepsi commercial , the one that posed the theory that being handed a can of soda by a Jenner will bring about world peace. And sure, she didn’t write the commercial, but she did agree to star in it, which was a questionable choice at best. After that, she and Kylie Jenner, for some reason we still can’t quite understand, thought it would be cool to sell t-shirts featuring images of famous musicians superimposed with photos of their own faces . For a few ridiculous days, you could purchase a Notorious B.I.G. shirt that also featured Kendall’s image and that … was not right. Biggie’s mother threatened legal action, and we’re assuming the estates of some of the other artists featured on the shirts did as well. Kendall issued an apology , explaining that the shirts were “not well thought out” and that “it was not our intention to disrespect these cultural icons in any way.” But still, she and Kylie thought it was a good idea to sell those shirts … maybe just try thinking a little more next time? Unfortunately, thinking does not seem to be one of Kendall’s strong points. Yesterday, she shared a new photo of herself totally nude and lying on a table. The nudity was cool and all, but Kendall ruined it by holding a cigarette in her hand. In her caption, she explained “I don’t smoke,” but still, no one was impressed. It’s 2017: the vast majority of people don’t think smoking is cool, they don’t think it looks cool, and they’re not exactly down with models holding them to look cute or whatever. And the comments on the photo reflect that. As one person wrote, sure, Kendall says she doesn’t smoke, “but you make smoke look elegant and cool. What’s the difference then?” “So do you think it is cool to hold it in your hand?” another person asked her. “Very bad and thoughtless act.” One of her followers asked her to “Stop glamorizing smoking please. It is unhealthy and with this picutre, you make it seem as if it was a talent.” “Shame about the cigarette,” yet another person commented, “shame about advertising a drug that continues to kill, causes significant debilitation, causes health departments large proportions of their budget, prematurely ages you, can cause diabetes among many other things …” “Not to mention the damage cigarette butts have on our environment, particularly our wildlife. Holding a beautiful piece of fruit would have been far more beautiful.” View Slideshow: 21 Times Kendall Jenner Proved to Be the Real Deal Even one of her fans wrote “So pretty, you’re my favorite, so glad you don’t smoke but still wanted to get the little ones to think it’s cool. Too bad.” So far, Kendall hasn’t commented on the controversy, and chances are she won’t. But hopefully this time she’ll realize that it only takes a moment or two to actually consider what you’re doing before you do it.
Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best…. Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them… Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating.. Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more… My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE… Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid posted a pictures of her shoving her tit in Kendall Jenner’s face because of #illuminati. This is how these rich girls conceptualize their world takeover and thank each other for helping each other trick the world into thinking they are relevant…because apparently they are….. It’s a little “titties in your face, we won at life, cuz our parents are rich and our siblings paved the way for us, all thanks to your help BFF”… Pretty garbage, but still a tits… The post Bella Hadid Titties in Kendall Jenner Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll that she plays with on the regular…Karlie Kloss…is on the beach in Miami because it is Swim Week… The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck… I don’t understand how she made it as a Lingerie or Swim model, she’s long and tall, sure, but that’s not what I want in my lingerie or swim models….it’s just weird looking… I guess the only thing interesting about this is that Taylor Swift let her out of her cage to have a trip in Miami…what a nice Taylor Swift…despite being a demon from hell…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karlie Kloss in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joy Corrigan is Miami’s own South Florida dream with a ridiculous body and huge fake tits – who gets enough catalog work to secure some rich Miami friends to date.. She must be pretty fucking excited that it is SWIM WEEK…the FASHION WEEK OF SWIM…because she gets to show the actual models around, you know to her stomping grounds, a local….who no one takes the Miami Based models as serious as the New York Based models…MODEL WARS…. Whether they are low level garbage catalog girls too scared to make the move, or over paid trash, they look good half naked in bikinis, that’s why they get paid by people and boyfriends, and that’s what matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Joy Corrigan is Miami’s own South Florida dream with a ridiculous body and huge fake tits – who gets enough catalog work to secure some rich Miami friends to date.. She must be pretty fucking excited that it is SWIM WEEK…the FASHION WEEK OF SWIM…because she gets to show the actual models around, you know to her stomping grounds, a local….who no one takes the Miami Based models as serious as the New York Based models…MODEL WARS…. Whether they are low level garbage catalog girls too scared to make the move, or over paid trash, they look good half naked in bikinis, that’s why they get paid by people and boyfriends, and that’s what matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
