I’ve never heard of this Madame Figaro magazine before, but I might have to sign up for a yearly subscription after seeing this cover shoot they did with one of my favorite leggy Victoria’s Secret models Elsa Hosk . Because I’m pretty sure this random French magazine shoot is 100 times hotter than anything those so-called mens’ mags have put out in months. » view all 13 photos
I’ve never heard of this Madame Figaro magazine before, but I might have to sign up for a yearly subscription after seeing this cover shoot they did with one of my favorite leggy Victoria’s Secret models Elsa Hosk . Because I’m pretty sure this random French magazine shoot is 100 times hotter than anything those so-called mens’ mags have put out in months. » view all 13 photos
I think the biggest joke in this ad is that they are using Kendall Jenner and girl isn’t doing it for free, like she should be, according to me, because I understand there is value in using someone all the kids follow and who has positioned herself as relevant, but I think she wants it so bad, isn’t that hot, and the whole family disgusting, trashy, twats who shouldn’t be given money for anything due to their desperation and the fact that they do NOTHING…and have DONE nothing…and aren’t talented in anyway….it’s like “you wanna be in our ad, cool, but we aren’t paying you, we pay the professionals”….proving yet again that professional models don’t need much skill…. But people are mad because it mocks activism. It mocks black lives matter. The intent is to say “cops kill black people, but some rich cunt so detached from reality can hop into a protest and hand a cop a Pepsi, because she’s some rich cunt so detached from reality, and she didn’t really even want that Pepsi, she’s more a coke girl, but Pepsi are the one paying her so let’s pretend OK”….. So rich vapid twat – detached from the world – hops into a protest from a BUSY photoshoot because that’s what defines Kendall…doing photoshoots…with some random activist…and within a minute she’s with the cops….knowing she’s more like them than these dirty activist weirdos.. Either way, activists are pretty upset about it. Talk about parodying what goes on the world, making it cheesy and a joke, using a joke of a model, whose career is very real, but still a joke…. It’s nice to see a rich kid, uneducated and unaffected, can mend the differences between cops and protestors…blacks being shot by cops….because she is the beacon of white gold…white hope..and can solve everything with a Pepsi. The more absurd thing about this commercial isn’t the mocking of Black Lives Matter or the Women’s March, or really any anti-establishment commanding change event….it’s that this probably cost 10 million dollars to produce. 10 million dollars that could have been spent elsewhere on good. I guess this is why COKE is the party drug of choice. The only thing that would make this better, funnier, more powerful is if the cop shot her in the throat for being a fucking terrorist… I guess this has been a success for Pepsi….people be talking. The post Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I find it interesting that anyone can become a model nowadays – thanks to social media and a last name. You don’t need to have anything that makes you look like a model. You don’t need to be tall or sickly skinny or interesting looking. You just need those followers, that last name, a Half Sister with connections from being one of the most popular models, paving the way for you to scam your way into being a model, without having anything substantial about you….and it fucking works…because people are flimsy morons who don’t care about value or substance, and just take what’s given to them, or what they are told to take, because they are lazy minds, drones even, trained to double click photos, but not to push the boundaries of content or humanity to do interesting things… I feel like I live on a Disney set….and funny enough on this Disney set is a hell of a lot of women far more amazing that Lottie Moss…and I like all women….yet they just don’t have the right last name or half sister to create them….. I understand nepotism, keep the rich richer, but this inclusion is nonsense, it’s like this girl isnt’ hot enough to be a top model, why give her the job, cuz she asks? Put her in the office, or behind the scenes, or like a back-up dancer because she can’t actually sing…where singing is standing around and posing for the camera… She’s not Kate Moss…but she can pretend she is because people hiring her apparently do. The post Lottie Moss is a Model Because Her Last Name is Moss of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you weren’t a believer that BELLA HADID was a model…and you just assumed that BELLA HADID was a rich kid, with an older sister who is also a rich kid, and a mom who is a fame whore reality TV star, who shamelessly wanted attention so bad she did some show about vapid rich housewives…while her other stepsons did some other reality show and her other stepdaughters did another reality show…in the whole LA scene is some incestuous, vortex from hell of these vain egotistical rich people sucking each other’s dicks while having this superiority complex that gets them hired by idiot brands trying to get a piece of that action…making them all more money…. Here’s the Sunday Times Fashion Insert proving she’s a model…because they don’t just feature vapid rich kids that aren’t even that hot…they feature vapid rich kids that aren’t that hot but that tricked the world into thinking they are models…. That’s how journalism works…they’d never lie to us…meaning Bella Hadid is REAL..just look how she poses – how could that be a lie… The post Bella Hadid is a Model in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her…. Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes… It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker… So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version… She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay… The post Ophélie Guillermand TITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alina Baikova dot com hustler and has her own start-up or app that I think is based on flowers…so romantic…I love romance and after seeing these topless pics of her on some hustling her name to in turn hustle her brand – because that’s what marketing is about…this and model I want to make babies with….spoke to my soul…so I wrote some poems… Pee on the floor.. Let you enter your backdoor Suck your Thumb…. It makes things creepy while I’m your bum I want you to be my wife… I can’t offer you the rich life… But if I could…I bet you would… Do more than pee on the floor…. And let me in your backdoor. You’d be my little whore… On Payroll working harder and harder for more and more… To secure that rich life … But I wouldn’t make you my wife… Whores are kept as whores… But I’d probably pay your rent. Romance. Intense. I lost it at the end, but I have better things to do that write poems for random models I’ve never heard of before, not to mention -Alina Baikova topless…when she should be showing vagina lip and buttonhole.. The post Alina Baikova Topless Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Romee Strijd is skinny..and in some weird looking, what must be designed for fat people because it’s likely Victoria’s Secret shoot – since the Dutch model has pretty much exclusively worked for the mall brand…thanks to being abnormally skinny… They are an evil empire, who own then women they lock into contracts, who give other women insecurities, and who produce pretty shit content and product… Who more importantly represent everything Donald Trump was against in his campaign, outsourcing to sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing them to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart… They do the same with immigrant models, because they like owning them and more importantly American women are fat…. It’s modern day sex work / slave driving,….all in the name of panties …weird panties… GOOD BURPIE THOUGH.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny Romee Strijd Ass in a Weird Outfit on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexandra Daddario, the big tits from True Detective, are now the scaled down tits, because she wanted a tighter body for Baywatch the Remake, even if Baywatch was something that never needed to be remade, that will likely be garbage, and but that will forever hold a place in your 40 something year old heart because you used to fuck yourself watching it…like it was your first fucking girlfriend…and she’s the new version of old orgasms, stronger orgasms, orgasms you’ll never recreate because you are past your prime and your life failed you….right.. Well her big tits from True Detective that were scaled down for the worst movie idea ever and now they are in GQ Mexico – because the Mexicans are probably the only people to watch that bullshit…you know to laugh at America..as you build your wall. The post Alexandra Daddario Tits for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .