America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak… That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times. The post Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
ASHLEY GREY HAM…or as she prefers Graham Cracker Crust on all the pie that she’s eaten to get herself to this overrated obesity that is seen as marketable because the world is fat and fat girls need a hero…because GREY HAM although more relevant for her sloppy, lackluster, expired sandwich meat of a body…from a pig…isn’t ass sweet or delicious… She’s out there, ass out, for her black husband who built up her fat ego, to a fat place where it was oozing out cheese spread….making the money due to polarizing being a pig who is unhealthy, but current – because America is unhealthy…. Shamelessly trying to make more money through her fat girl in skimpy clothes modeling.. I guess we live in an era where fat girls are allowed at the beach, without being pointed and laughed at and forced to wear a snow suit….or long sleeved over sized t-shirt to protect their sensitive, pale from laziness, skin… Which is really a fucking tragedy..she is a monster!! If you like monsters and you do…this one’s for you! The post Ashley Graham Shoots for her Swimsuit Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this… Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process.. Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about… I just like that her name rhymes with cunt. If you don’t like that here’s Karlie Kloss Beach Shoot because she’s another one of Taylor Swift’s puppets! The post Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham Shared A Series Of Shots Showing Off Her New Swimsuit Line Ashley Graham is definitely getting that shmoney! The plus sized model showed off some of her latest line with Swimsuits For All on Instagram, revealing all kinds of cleavage and stuffs. You likey? Swimusits For All is known for making swimwear for woman of all shapes and sizes. Gabi Fresh also has a line with them. Remember the FatKini? That bawwwwwdy is getting bank! Ashley shared a couple different looks. Which of her suits would you wear? We hear some people say they love Ashley Graham while others don’t think she’s the best example of plus size beauty. Which, if any, models or celebs have helped most with your body confidence? We love us some Gabi Fresh and Tabria Majors! For the ladies on the curvier side — do you prefer to rock a bikini, a tankini or a one piece suit?
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I never heard of Audrey Bouette , but that side booty photo is perfection. Instead we have “models” like Ashley Graham, who get on every site and she can barely fit my computer screen. Anyway, Aubrey seems like a sweet girl and if she needs someone to apply oil on her body at photoshoots, I’d be more than happy to with my tongue.
Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016… Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH. I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know… I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love…. It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her… The post Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While her sisters seem content to hold only the vaguest of job titles (media personality, brand ambassador, etc.), Kendall Jenner is making a name for herself as a model. Okay, so it's not thought- or labor-intensive career field, but at least she's doing something that doesn't involve just living her life in front of a camera crew. There were some bumps along the way, and in the early days of Kendall's modeling career , we heard reports about the other ladies not taking her seriously. We were shocked, but mainly by the news that models occasionally take each other seriously. Anyway, these days, things are going much more smoothly. Kendall's modeled for Victoria's Secret and a number of other A-list brands, and she's dancing around in her underwear like someone who's been at it for half a century. But, ya know, without looking like someone who's been dancing in her underwear for half a century. Her latest choreographed semi-nudity comes to us courtesy of La Perla, a brand that's getting some serious mileage out of its partnership with Kenny J. Not only is she wearing their lingerie in a new series of print ads, they also did one of those behind-the-scenes videos for Instagram. The idea is for the models to pretend they don't know they're being filmed, so that people think they would be having that much fun in overpriced underwear even if they weren't being paid for it. It's a very high-concept project, but there's semi-nudity involved, so we're cool with it:
Remember when Kellyanne Conway abused her power and position by going on Fox News and telling Americans to buy Ivanka Trump’s products ? If your head exploded at the sight of a government official going full-QVC during a policy interview, you have our condolences. Unfortunately, the rest of us are left to ponder the implications of such an abomination of democracy, and now some modern day John Adamses are taking the matter to court: Modern Appealing Clothing (okay, so like, John Adams if he worked for that fashion company from Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead) is suing Ivanka over what it calls an “unfair advantage” in the marketplace. The San Francisco-based retailer says Ivanka’s sales have been boosted by 700% due to her father’s influence as P–sy-Grabber-in-Chief. (No word on how the company came by those figures.) Conway’s endorsement came on the heels of Nordstrom’s decision to remove Ivanka’s clothing line from its stores. The Trump administration (by which we mean Donald’s tweets) has argued that Ivanka’s business interests have actually suffered as a result of her father’s presidency. However, MAC and the rest of the world is all like, “Nah, bruh.” While Trump has proven to be an expert at losing money (USFL, we hardly knew ye.), no family has ever been made poorer by the presidency. Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm in 1976, but in the decades since, he’s become America’s favorite kindly grandfather, and ironically, he probably has a place reserved in heaven that’s decked out with more gold than Trump Tower. Okay, almost as much gold. Trump’s getting the best of both worlds, as he’s become the most powerful man in the world without making good on his promise to divest from his business interests. Can you imagine being a foreign leader traveling to D.C. and not staying at the Trump Hotel? You can just forget about a handshake after pulling that stunt, hombre. The reality is, we’ll probably never know how much the Trump family has enriched itself at the expense of the American people. If only there were some sort of document that revealed how much individuals and corporations earned in a year, as well as how much they paid in taxes. Sigh. Maybe someday … View Slideshow: Ivanka Trump: 15 Photos of Donald’s Gorgeous Daughter!
Taylor Hill has been a Victoria’s Secret girl for 2 years and she’s only 21….what a fucking slacker, when I was 21 I was running a multi million dollar business…or I would have been if I hadn’t taken up drinking all day everyday with my welfare check money…so maybe she’s not a fucking slacker…even though modelling is a pretty lame, boring, repetitive hustle….but at least she’s out there getting paid… The most interesting thing about her is that she’s American, in an era where Americans are all fat and disgusting…. The other interesting thing about her is that she was found by an agent / photographer when she was 14 years old…meaning she’s got stage parents who sell her out to the industry and I guess they made the right choice…and more importantly…that there are creeper “photographer / agents” out there recruiting 14 year olds…which I guess was smart for him because he’s now getting paid but stilll…almost as gross as the creepy exploitative brand with their made in China sweatshop products and other girls they’ve exploited over the years…. But I guess no one views it as exploitative since they all get paid and money makes the world go round….not to mention, working for VS means press, and hustle, as they need her to be famous in and of herself to keep the profile of what they do and sell up…. She’s in POP magazine, I like this shoot…because of the sharks and she looks good enough to me…keep staring.. The post Taylor Hill for POP Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
