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Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day

I find lingerie photoshoots the fucking worst…not because I am anti-lingerie, girls in lingerie can be hot, it’s just that are so fucking cheesy, like a Glamour model shoot, or a shoot a fat wife gets done at the mall for her 25th wedding anniversary…all posed, and contrived, and non pornographic…all photoshopped to give some bullshit effect…or sell some bullshit story…I am not buying into….but yet these brands still produce this bullshit and I still post this bullshit…but mainly because I am glad it’s not the evil empire…it’s just featuring one of their models….because all this shit is cross pollinating incest nonsense… Let’s use all the same asses…even though there is a world filled with asses out there…and they are all on instagram… Marloes Horst is amazing. She probably only dates rich guys but she’s still the kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible singer, his voice raspy….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…because he’s an inny not an outty…not that you care about my penis…or his failures and special oympic needs…but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out you…in what I call a campaign to lure rich guys who like models.. The post Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thong of the Day

The world is falling apart, people are getting sucked into the selfie vortex, everyone is a narcissistic weirdo who thinks they are more important than they are, children are dying…yet I’m here posting on Selena Gomez’s ass. An ass that has recently been reported as being fucked by The Weeknd, SEE MY POST HERE ……something most people already knew and didn’t care about, it’s all marketing nonsense and half of her pre-breakdown pictures are taken by his photographer….even her last pic is taken by his photographer…and the reason I know it is his photographer…is because there are 10 people in Canada, we all know each other…and I’m just eager to hang out with her and her cute Disney chipmunk face…at the next Polar Bear igloo Pow Wow we do to celebrate the one hour of daylight we get.. I have no idea why she’s going hood, she’s a coddled rich kid from LA…and according to girls I know who have banged him, he’s hood….but maybe it’s because he’s the number one singer and she likes status…record sales make her squirt…breaking streaming records make her squirt….attach herself to talent…squirt….all these people, celebs included are groupies… I know exactly why he’s banging her….and that’s because she’s Selena Gomez…a wonderful little package….here in a thong for some shoot…probably pre-breakdown – but who knows…or cares.. The post Selena Gomez Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram… Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good… The post Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day

My favorite person who has blocked me on all social media – because I guess she just can’t stand seeing my name pop up when I leave erotic messages on her social media posts – Ireland Baldwin – the one who got away, mainly because she’s big and has strong powerful legs I can’t keep up with…but also because she’s had a series of really weird breakdowns…from being a surfer girlfriend in love….to being a gothic lesbian…to going to rehab…to coming back with face fillers…as her cousin get the career she wanted to get herself…in what is a sad story for those who feel sorry for themselves, but shouldn’t because their parents are rich and they can potentially do anything they want in life…but for some reason…tehy all want to be models and social media influencers…it’s fucking weird…but at least that comes with tits…cleavage…nipples…nudes…all things slutty for attention…like this dress.. The post Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guess Which Spice Girl Regrets Getting Knifed Up?

Victoria Beckham Writes Letter To 18-Year-Old Self If you said Victoria Beckham, you guessed right… The “posh” mom of four, wife to David Beckham and retired pop star penned a letter to her 18-year-old self-published by British Vogue where she reflects back on her accomplishments and tough moments in life, and she admits that operating on her chest was a mistake: Your complexion will sort itself out (in fact you will launch your own make-up brand); as soon as the Eighties are over, your perm will die down, and your weight will settle itself. At school you eat Super Noodles and boxes of Frosties because they say they are fat free, and you will endure many other silly fad diets (including an addiction to green juices). Instead, learn to embrace your imperfections – that is what I want to tell you. Let your skin breathe; wear less make-up. (And don’t ever let that make-up artist shave your eyebrows! The effects last forever.) You will always be addicted to Elnett hairspray but you will tone it down. Less of the “Hello! I just got stuck in a wind tunnel”, please. And I should probably say, don’t mess with your boobs. All those years I denied it – stupid. A sign of insecurity. Just celebrate what you’ve got. There’s more — Beckham reflects on marriage, motherhood and dealing with the paparazzi. You can read the full letter HERE. WENN

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Glamour Model Rhian Sugden’s Vagina of the Day

I was emailed these pics of Rhian Sugden…a UK Glamour Model….who by definition is known for her tits…but who has decided to flash her pussy…because everyone’s seen her tits and tits are mainstream, everyone on the internet is showing their tits, in trying to desexualize tits, when she worked so hard making a living from sexualizing tits, because exactly what the Social Justice warriors hated….objectified woman to appease men.. So she’s brought out the pussy, and despite being old…people love these Glamour Models and their big tits and are stoked to see her pussy slit…and I’m just impressed it doesn’t look like a small animal throwing up it’s intestines…like most vaginas on sex workers do….well contained, but it could use some more bush, not that cheesy bitches like this ever have bush…bush is too high concept for them… The post Glamour Model Rhian Sugden’s Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Glamour Model Rhian Sugden’s Vagina of the Day

I was emailed these pics of Rhian Sugden…a UK Glamour Model….who by definition is known for her tits…but who has decided to flash her pussy…because everyone’s seen her tits and tits are mainstream, everyone on the internet is showing their tits, in trying to desexualize tits, when she worked so hard making a living from sexualizing tits, because exactly what the Social Justice warriors hated….objectified woman to appease men.. So she’s brought out the pussy, and despite being old…people love these Glamour Models and their big tits and are stoked to see her pussy slit…and I’m just impressed it doesn’t look like a small animal throwing up it’s intestines…like most vaginas on sex workers do….well contained, but it could use some more bush, not that cheesy bitches like this ever have bush…bush is too high concept for them… The post Glamour Model Rhian Sugden’s Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tiffany Keller Is One Hot Piece

I know it’s hard to keep track of all the bikini models and lingerie hotties and Instagram wannabes out there, but luckily, I think this photoshoot Tiffany Keller did for Beach Bunny ought to help the LA model stand out. See, she’s the one with the perfect body who looks like she was born to wear a bikini. …Hm, OK, fine, maybe that doesn’t narrow it down much. But it does give me a serious pants fire, and you know what? That works for me. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day

So Love Magazine has put together one of their most flimsy, lazy garbage Advent Calendar, pretty much the biggest thing they do all year, and because everyone is a fame whore – attention seeker, even the people with big audiences, who need content and promotion to help take them to the next level, and Love magazine has just the right formula for that…the Advent Calendar…that they are still posting content up around…well into January, despite the holidays being over, because milk this as hard as you can, beat that dead horse with your dick, and try your damn best to carry this video a day thing, make that Youtube money, especially when you have girls who have the following willing to spend the 14 mins it takes to film these things… Well, the January edition of the Love Magazine Advent Calendar that keeps bringing content includes….my favorite – GEORGIA MAY JAGGER: SI Model Hannah Ferguson….. Daisy Lowe….the daddy issue big tits… Nina Agdal…the Leo DiCaprio retard head.. I guess they didn’t make the cut for the actual advent calendar, but January is still a month and there are days in said month and people are still on the internet…and willing to watch…..and model and fake models are willing to be in these videos…so why ever stop it…just video a day this shit….cuz despite sucking they are still worth watching….half naked it girls from the the last 20 years…I’m sold…but it takes very little to sell me…the other day I stared at a shadow on my wall because it looked like tits… The post Love Magazine Advent Calendar’s Still Going of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner: No Pants, All Crazy Snake Tattoo in V Magazine

New year, new fashion statements by members of the Kardashian-Jenner family. In her first selfie of 2017, for instance, Kim Kardashian showed off a new lip ring , likely in an attempt to distract folks from rumors of her impending divorce. Now, Kendall Jenner has posed for the January issue of V Magazine with a giant snake tattoo taking up most of her right leg. We’re not sure what her excuse is. The 21-year-old reality star/model is one of six beauties to grace various covers of the publication’s January V105 issue, posing for photographer Mario Testino while not wearing much on her famous body. She is pantless, for obvious starters, wearing only an off-the-shoulder Vera Wang top, Christian Louboutin heels and a lacy Victoria’s Secret thong. While sharing the racy image on her Instagram account, Kendall simply wrote the following as a caption: “@Vmagazine’s January issue by @mariotestino.” As you can see below, Jenner completed her sultry look with black manicured nails… a seriously smokey eye … and a HUGE temporary snake tattoo, designed by artist Jenai Chin. Yes, it’s temporary. In her accompanying interview with the magazine – which is known for featuring female celebrities in very revealing outfits – Jenner said she looks up to Rihanna for inspiration because she’s “Queen of the rebels.” “[Rihanna] manages to pull everything off,” Jenner says. “She can do no fashion wrong!” Rounding out the rest of the covers for this “Forever Yours” issue are the following models: Joan Smalls, Amber Valletta, Lara Stone, Ellen Rosa and Carolyn Murphy; they are all rocking fake body art like Kendall. Which cover pose is your favorite? As usual, Kendall has been the most quiet of all Kardashians and Jenners over the past several weeks. Kim has broken her social media silence by releasing a handful of new Facebook and Instagram pictures. Khloe keeps gushing over Tristan Thompson and saying how she’s happier than ever. Kourtney might be dealing with both a fourth pregnancy and a baby daddy dilemma . Kylie can’t stop posing in a bikini . But then there’s Kendall, building an actual modeling career for herself and not feeling a need to stoop to any desperate-for-PR type level on social media. She walked the runway of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last month… View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Walks Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Runway … and now she’s probably off to some other exotic location to star in a new ad campaign. As long as that tattoo above really is fake, Kendall is on a roll of late.

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