Here’s some jean company’s straight from 1990s photoshoot that reminds me of some 90s mom who was an 80s model – doing some weird family shoot – that you’d see around the trashy rich people’s houses you’d break into for masturbation material…panty thieving it was a 90s thing….I still have fond memories us… They used super star scammer Stella Maxwell, hot but she’s had work done while seducing rich men – Irina Shayk, and token black chick so no one calls her racist – Joan Smalls…. It’s uninspiring…it’s boring…and they probably paid a ton of fucking money for it….because that’s how companies do it – tax write off… whatever – here it is anyway… The post Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls Topless Hugging of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely… The post Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely… The post Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The always amazing Anastasia Ashley went to Iceland and put on a few shirts from my friends at THUGGIES because that’s just the kind of world we live in….one filled with such greatness that I can’t even believe it’s real – and that it’s not just some video game programmed by aliens trying to mess with our heads…. In other Amazing news it is Cyber Monday and you can have up to 40% off Thuggies and Butt Flap onesies ….something we’d all probably rather see our booty queen Anastasia Ashley wearing…you know since she’s got the craziest ass ever…maybe we’ll just have to take on this sale and mail her some to live out my butt flap fetish…. Remember, Thuggies are pants optional…too bad Anastasia didn’t get that fucking important detail while doing this shoot – because anything without pants…especailly girls are worth following around in case the wind or other accidents happen…that involve me seeing HEAVEN…. Sale ends Monday at 11:59 PST Free shipping on every order go to Thuggies.com ….and always support the good people who support what we’re doing here – for the people – not quite the models who hate me – but for you – the perverts who stare at these pics… GO SHOP NOW IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO KEEP WARM AND PANTSLESS IN YOUR LIFE – BECAUSE PANTSOFF PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES The post Anastasia Ashley in Thuggies in Iceland for Cyber Monday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The always amazing Anastasia Ashley went to Iceland and put on a few shirts from my friends at THUGGIES because that’s just the kind of world we live in….one filled with such greatness that I can’t even believe it’s real – and that it’s not just some video game programmed by aliens trying to mess with our heads…. In other Amazing news it is Cyber Monday and you can have up to 40% off Thuggies and Butt Flap onesies ….something we’d all probably rather see our booty queen Anastasia Ashley wearing…you know since she’s got the craziest ass ever…maybe we’ll just have to take on this sale and mail her some to live out my butt flap fetish…. Remember, Thuggies are pants optional…too bad Anastasia didn’t get that fucking important detail while doing this shoot – because anything without pants…especailly girls are worth following around in case the wind or other accidents happen…that involve me seeing HEAVEN…. Sale ends Monday at 11:59 PST Free shipping on every order go to Thuggies.com ….and always support the good people who support what we’re doing here – for the people – not quite the models who hate me – but for you – the perverts who stare at these pics… GO SHOP NOW IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO KEEP WARM AND PANTSLESS IN YOUR LIFE – BECAUSE PANTSOFF PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES The post Anastasia Ashley in Thuggies in Iceland for Cyber Monday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Amy Hood is a goddess – she’s a brilliant visionary who has been at this photoshoot thing – both in front of the camera – and behind the camera as a creative director – producing quality fucking images and I’m a lifelong -fan – committed to celebrating her work that stands out amongst all the shit on instagram – as being actually worth looking at… No joke, I’ve been fighting with an instagram photographer all day – because he wanted images removed of his nude friend I called out for being a fame-whore for being in his nude photos – that he took because he’s a pervert – so I removed the images, I’m a good guy – but really they wanted me to retract calling his model he manipulated into getting nude for instagram nonsense – because he felt it was mean…. But when I see real photos I get excited… More on Amy Hood’s project from the press release: What could possess two young beauties to kidnap a Hollywood starlet and drag her bound and gagged into the California desert for ritual sex and human sacrifice? The brainchild of Creative Director Amy Hood, CULT CLASSIC has it all: lurid sex, shocking violence, intense devotion, and thought provocation. Featuring seductive, saturated, highly cinematic images from photographer Madison Kreiger—plus probing essays by several other brilliant women, including cultural historian Laura Mcklaw Helms and writer and photographer Stacey Mark—CULT CLASSIC analyzes the engrossing phenomena of the cult, both in terms of religion and pop culture. This enticing publication features such mesmerizing models as Bodhi Rose, Zanah Marie, Diandra Godiva and Ana Corbi, stars of “Cult of the Femme,” the photo story about the kidnapped actress that runs through the book. It’s a tale of wide-eyed girls doped by the lotus of charisma and compelled to capture our young blonde heroine to please their leader. These girls will torture and kill for their queen, oblivious to the outside world. ? In look and feel, CULT CLASSIC harks back to the late ‘60s and early ‘70s, when social upheavals begat the murderous Manson Family, Jim Jones and his Kool-Aid-drinking Peoples Temple, and other fringe groups who shocked and terrified the masses. With the world once again falling to pieces, it’s only natural for people to look for answers wherever they can find them. CULT CLASSIC offers a seductive look at the dark side of trying to see the light. This is the kind of shit I fucking love…. FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com FIND OUT MORE AT www.viscousltd.com The post Amy Hood’s CULT CLASSIC for VISCOUS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t fucking know or care about Farah Holt….but apparently – I’ve posted about her – WHEN SHE WAS NUDE MODELING – AS THESE MODELS DO (titties no pussy because WTF trick)….she also did NON NUDE PLAYBOY WHEN PLAYBOY DECIDED TO BE NON NUDE LIKE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES WHO DON’T SHOW ASSHOLES …. So I guess I do know who Farah Holt is, but my brain doesn’t remember shit, alcohol is a neurotoxin, and I would argue that she’s interchangeable to everyone in her life. From the rich guys who she dates, to the companies that hire her, there are a million girls just like her – willing to get in a one piece leotard, one of my favorite articles of clothing because it’s willingness to touch pussy, asshole and nipples at the same time, an article of clothing I aspire to be – by my hands just are good enough yet…and probably never will be… One of the pictures has a nipple… The post Farah Holt Ass for Some Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift is garbage, rumored to be pregnant garbage, which means she’s double the garbage she usually is thanks to the two heartbeats…. I guess she’s having another one of her Taylor Swift holiday parties at her mansion she bought next door to one of her ex boyfriends, she’s had many, because she’s addicted to cock inside her and sometimes you need to give the media a story to back up her marketing that makes her 200 million dollars…. So girl and her real life barbies, who she’s either hired, or is genuinely best friends with them, because models – especially Victoria’s Secret models have no integrity and do anything, including men, to get as mainstream as possible..including putting up with garbage like Taylor Swift…. Well, they decided, because they are basic, followers, who have zero original thought, it’s all part of being a puppet…and did the Mannequin challenge, like they were EVERYONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA – all the MEME addicts and half naked bitches… Unfortunately, despite Taylor Swift hiring photographers to document her fake friendships for her social media, it’s all part of marketing, and her hair / make-up / assistants that contribute to her being a vapid, despite being full of FETUS cunt….they failed…their hair is moving and their dance at the end is offensive cultural appropriation…white people. But if you can stomach the beach, not bikini beach, but cold as fuck beach video until the end, you’ll see her chubby pregnant legs in leggings twerk…which is arguably how she got into this whole pregnancy situation in the first place…slutty….because she doesn’t know who the father is…allegedly…not really a Christian Country Singer problem…but maybe it is…Trash…like I said…ALLEGEDLY PREGNANT… Here are some more pics of their shitty thanksgiving that we collectively wish ended in a house fire or better yet – carbon monoxide poisoning in. It’s the silent killer… She’s the worst… The post Taylor Swift and Her Hired Model Groupies Have a Shitty Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Say what you will about Taylor Swift — call her out on her shady songwriting habits, that weird overlap in her relationships with Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston, the Kimye debacle, whatever — but you know the girl is America's Sweetheart. She has been since she came onto the scene with that curly hair and that open heart all those years ago, and she will be for the rest of all time. She could probably murder someone, like actual murder, and people would still be like “Awww, forgivesies!” Part of the reason for this is that she holds so many American traditions near and dear to her heart. Taylor goes hard for America's biggest tradition, the Fourth of July, what with those big, lovely parties she throws every year. But, as we're learning today, that's not the only national holiday Taylor loves. Yep, she's also apparently all about some Thanksgiving. She held a party at her Rhode Island home, the same home where she hosts her Fourth of July parties, and she invited key squad members like models Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson. And, at the party, she also threw in some other classic national pastimes, such as lame social media challenges and twerking. Yes, we said twerking. Check out Taylor's moves in the extremely delightful video she shared below:
Alena Blohm is a German model, she was only born in 1993, which reminds me that I am very excited to be able to fuck girls born in Y2K…the year 2000…only a year and a few months to go…that’ll be my New Years Resolution next year…because fucking an 18 year old born in the year 2000 is a dream….making this one too fucking old… But forget that, you know like the Germans seem forget Nazism, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….and based on her overall vibe…I like to think she was created in a lab somewhere – she’s fucking hot…. Too bad she’s a working model, which means she’s a scenester who dates rich guys like all other models, not because I want to date her, but because that’s such vapid behavior…it lacks substance and is overall very fucking lame… But she looks good in a bikini. The post Alena Blohm Hot Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
