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Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family… The post Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Romee Strijd is in Maxim…. Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist…. Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away…. More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god…. Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy… So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn… Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian… The post Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The highlight of the weekend was definitely being propositioned by a tinder escort who looked like a regular chubby 18 year old girl…but who figured out a good side hustle that was probably her main hustle…that involves fucking dudes off tinder for 100 dollars…because she likes to fuck and figures dudes are only there to fuck…and if you fuck two dudes a day…you’re making more than working at Subway…or whatever it is these girls do…because it seems everyone of them that I talk to…doesn’t have a fucking job… But Heidi Montag in a bikini 10 years after first coming to the world as a whore from a reality show…and her husband Spencer…who despite being crazy famewhores and attention seekers in their 20s…are now more subtle, reserved, behind the scenes, but I guess willing to go at it one more time by calling the paparazzi and showing off how Heidi’s ridiculous plastic surgery aged…all while wearing one of the best hats you’ll see in fame whoring… So I for one support making Heidi and Spencer famous again, I figure I’m old, I’m nostalgic, and I prefer when the fame whores were actually on TV, like execs had signed off on them…rather than letting the public pick and choose…which is what’s happening on social media now… I want the idiot idols people look up to – to be bad corporate decisions…not just a girl who puts up spread ass pics on instagram for millions…not that I hate spread ass pics…I just hate the whole DIY, Hippie, marketing masterminds smarter than the big organizations at getting an audience and succeeding…I like them to remain bottom feeders who go to castings, eventually getting a hit show, only to go back to bottom feeding when it’s done…. The post Heidi Montag Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the late 90s and early 2000s…but I guess that was a long time ago, so long ago that the girls I fuck now or want to fuck were born when she booked her first GUESS? campaign in 1996…I’m so perverted…yes I am… Well, I don’t think I’ve heard her name in years, but she did get married to a rich guy this past summer, as these models do..because at 34 it’s time to throw int he towel and stop trying…. But then she showed up to fashion week with some Ana Beatriz Barros nipples….and clearly…she’s still trying….the right way… You see her nipples are a decent distraction from her old as fuck face…because when you spend the majority of your 20s out in the sun, getting paid over a million dollars a year to strut around naked and fuck rich guys…as regular men men everywhere jerk off to your Bazilian goddess body…it takes a toll on your face….it looks tired… It also looks like it’s had work done….not quite like the tranny brazilian goddesses you’re into watching in porn…but work done that works for an actual hot brazilian model in her mid 30s…..but looks 45 because she probably is thanks to lying when they first created her…and I kind of like it, even if 30 is the death year for me, the sophistication and still hot in her retirement….all expired…but worth cumming in…is good…but that could just be the nipples talking…it’s always the nipples talking…the talking nipples that get me in trouble when I talk back to them in public…when they are attached to women with no sense of humor…. The post Old Ana Beatriz Barros Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marc Jacobs Responds To Appropriation ‘Nonsense’ — “You Don’t Criticize Women Of Color For STRAIGHTENING Their Hair!”

Posted on September 17, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marc Jacobs Responds To Cultural Appropriation Criticism Marc Jacobs caught quite a bit of controversy over using faux locs on his white models in this season’s show. But of course, rather than lend an open mind and a concerned ear to the concerns of people of color or those familiar with the terrain of cultural appropriation …Marc decided to instead do a classic act of white people white peopling, and basically tell brown people to quit their whining and stop ‘stealing’ white folks’ straight hair if they feel such a way about it — before half-azzedly backtracking and saying he didn’t mean to offend anyone. SMH. The point he’s missing here is that society ROUTINELY tells Black people our hair is dirty , messy, “ghetto” and unprofessional, then turns around to use it for fun and call it “cool” and “edgy” when placed on fairer tones. But clearly Marc doesn’t care, as long as he can use it to push his fashions. Splash/WENN/AKM-GSI

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Sweet Thigh Dimples: Plus-Sized Model Ashley Graham Displays Those Yams In Runway Show At New York Fashion Week [Photos]

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham Shows Off Her Curves In Lingerie At New York Fashion Week Sweet yams! Ashley Graham must’ve been trying to break the internet today with her body positive sexiness . The plus-sized stunner strutted her stuff in lingerie for Addition Elle’s ready to-wear collection. She was one of many fierce models, including Kylie Jenner bestie, Jordyn Woods. Peep the gallery below. Splash

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Ashley Graham Is Healthy In An Obese Kind Of Way

Posted on September 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Model Ashley Graham returned to the New York Fashion Week runway on Wednesday. #ashleygraham #NYFW #followme #picoftheday #Instadaily #Igers #instalike #like #photooftheday #Celebrities #Ent #entertainment #blogger #fashion #style #nice #dope #2016 #Follow #instagood #insta #instafollow A photo posted by Ramses F. (@kingramsesfresh1) on Sep 14, 2016 at 6:32pm PDT I’m no rocket scientist, but anyone who says that Ashley Graham is healthy and a role model is out of their mind. Don’t let these PC police make you believe that having a body mass index above 25 is normal and safe. It’s not! It means you’re a fatty and need to get in shape or you will die young. Yes, she has a beautiful face, but she got lucky. Someone who’s into BBWs took an interest in her and made her kinda famous. For the rest of you fatties, the only thing to look forward to in life is type 2 diabetes. What next? Obese male models? I must say that working @theAshleyGraham show with full figured models who represent (Real American women) were the kindest, sexiest and most beautiful models ever… One of my favorite shows every season by far!!! The Empowering of real women to be and feel sexy and not have to be the stereotypical model size was amazing. Anorexia is so yesterday!!! ✋ … (makeup designed by my bro @jvincentmakeup) #beyourself #sexy #plussize #freedom #fashionweeknyc2016 #fashion #orlandosantiago #mustaevusa #SS16 #nyfw #ashleygraham #lingerie A video posted by Orlando Santiago (@mr_orlandosantiago) on Sep 14, 2016 at 8:56pm PDT Slay! @theashleygraham serving major everything today at her @additionelle show. #ashleygraham #beautybeyondsize #snappedbyanastasia A photo posted by Anastasia Garcia (@anastasiagphoto) on Sep 14, 2016 at 2:00pm PDT

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Ariel Winter is Terrifying of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ariel Winter is a thinspiration to us all…. In this very exciting picture – she teaches us that despite being a pudgy little spoiled brat, she is also a fitness guru, because she just worked out, and must be fit as fuck for that… Like all the plus sized models will tell you, they are fit, the fat is just healthy fat, like avacado or coconut and not actually from overeating like the pigs they are. It’s easier than admitting they are lazy slobs..they are too lazy to acknowledge that. She’s been able to distract her fans with her young girl, breast reduded tits…but she’s got new strategies to look lean…and that’s pulling her fitness pants up to her fucking neck…so that she doesn’t explode out of it – muffin topping… She looks like she’s about to explode…. The post Ariel Winter is Terrifying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Porn for her Book of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is a shameless pornographer – who is too old and too rich to be staring in her shameless pornography – but I guess her ego and the demand of the people – coupled with her need to be talked about and relevant – forces her and her overly plastic – even disgusting and unfortunately for the state of humanity – influential ass and tits to show off her ass and tits…. I don’t think anything makes any sense about this monster, why people care about her, why they follow her, why she exists as a personality…but I’m not about to solve the fucking proplem that is this family and the moron society we live in that aspire to be her… I just stare at the tits…. These are for her new book, the fact she’s got a book is ridiculous..fame whore from every angle!! The post Kim Kardashian Porn for her Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit… Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human… Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman… They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted… Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it… Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are….. The post Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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