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Kate Moss is Great MOSS of the Day

Kate Moss is so old her leg skin is growing moss …or maybe that’s just cellulite from a woman on a cocaine and cigarette diet for 25 years of modeling …who has fucked so many people – some of which were needle sharing rockstars…and she just fucking owns it…sitting on her pile of money, being an iconic name, not giving a fuck because why would see…as her skin melts off her legs…it’s hard to be self conscious as a 50 year old always celebrated for being a babe – when you are the kind of babe who knows that is the dumbest thing to be celebrated for – while taking all the money thrown her way…unlike the American models who made careers off their looks still trying – you know the trashy fame whore kinds…who would never spread their cellulite ridden legs for the paparazzi…but Kate Moss just owns it – and I’d love to bury my face in her crotch to smell the worldly smells it has accumulated… She’s magic…I like that she’s reading Vogue – you know staying on top of the industry – but I prefer the spread eagle slop… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Moss is Great MOSS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream of the DAy

Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream… Only in America can you be the product of lazy fucking parents, who look at their kids as an opportunity to cash the fuck out, because that’s what happens when you’re an ego, you think you cum gold, and you have to devote your life to making sure that cum grows up into a famous and successful earner….ideally on TV< but they’d settle with bootleg model, just so long as they don’t have to work and can turn being a parent into being a “manager”…. Only in America can a girl who gets on TV, not a very lucrative show, but still a show with enough creepy dad’s who sexualize her, to make her social media following relevant….and large enough to cash in….only to post subtle slutty but not that slutty even though it is obviously slutty and the sole purpose of the pic is to get male attention rather than to show her fitness form at pilates… Only in American can that low level slutty – make dreams come true….and your audience grows and grows…making your paychecks grown and grow….so Trashy Florida parents can buy all the trashy things they want…but instead of doing it back in Florida…they’re Hollywood now…living the fucking dream… Here are some of her best instagram model – because instagram models are the real people who are living the dream – slutty pics… [gallery ids="181553,181556,181549,181547,180843,181205,180847,177467,177466,177078,177068,177070,176184,174904,174903,174902,174893,173272,173271,173002,170254,170260,154342,103532"] The post Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Spreads Out Good

I have no clue what Ocean Drive Magazine is, or where you can get a copy, but it kind of sounds like the type of thing that’d be buried under four-month-old People Magazines at your dentist’s office. But somehow they managed to get one of my favorite underrated SI swimsuit models  Hannah Ferguson for their cover. And trust me, this is one photoshoot you definitely don’t want to miss. And just in case someone already swiped it from your dentist, I’ve got the full thing for you below. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Meet Cutie Erin Moriarty

I do my best to keep track of all the new actresses, models and/or professional Instagrammers, but let’s be honest, there’s a ton of hotties out there. Plus, I’m lazy. So every once in a while, I come across one I don’t already know. Like  Erin Moriarty here. According to my sources, she’s been in a couple movies I haven’t seen and TV shows I haven’t watched, but here she is looking super-cute at the Captain Fantastic premiere, and that’s pretty much all I need to know. I’m a fan. Photos: WENN.com

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Cavs Fan Eats Horse Shit….and Other Videos of the DAy

Baseball Batting Bikini Slut Don’t Play With Lighter when Fueling Car Inmates Attacking Jail Guards Idiot Tries to Incriminate Police in the Dumbest Way Cameraman Gets Smoked Out Woman Tackles Snake Robber of the DAy The post Cavs Fan Eats Horse Shit….and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day

I am sure you’ve been hearing a few things on the news about the UK separation from the EU, because everyone is freaking the fuck out, even though nothing will really change and the UK has been an empire that ruled the world for fucking ever and UNIONS in and of themselves kill business and economy…it’s not like the EU is going to go to war with the UK, or not let UK people into EUROPE, or even trade or do banking in the UK…it’s not that big of a deal..plus why carry the burden of mismanged countries on your back, you got your own shit to deal with…. When people don’t realize what’s actually important…the VAPID hooker /stripper / sluts who make stupid money called the Kardashian Jenners who put up pictures of their mangled, jacked up faces / body / photoshopped everything…because they are disgusting pigs and America fucking loved disgusting pig… We should focus on who they fuck, what they fuck, if they have testicles, how much their weigh, why they are important, as they cash the fuck in.. It’s WAY more important that the EURO economy crashing.. We all know the only thing that really matters is which Kardashian genitals are exposed today…. Here’s KIM and her CLONE Kylie….one white, one Armenian, both Spray Tanned..freaks…and not in a good way… Here’s Kendall – the WHITE one – who is AVERAGE looking at best, doing a campaign for Estee Lauder….that looks more like a high school project, but that’s impossible – she dropped out of High School for this spokesmodel whore life… Seriously – this is who Estee Lauder felt was the face of the make-up brand…I remember when models were iconic not bootleg but good marketers on social media.. Here’s Bruce Jenner import car Marketing…. The post Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day

Life. Happens…or happened… There was a time when Erin Heatherton was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…..That was the peak of her existence, but like most people, she probably had no idea it was going to end. She was a new face at Victoria’s Secret, she was being marketed by an A-Lister everyone wants to fuck, especially models – because his co-sign is the only co-sign…but then she got fired, feel off the map, went into a deep cookies and ice cream depression that she clearly at herself out of….the pressure of being a starving model fucks metabolisms…but luckily she’s in an era where fat models can exist, if anything they are all the fucking celebrated – by everyone but the person paying for their dinner! Remember the good times… TO SEE THE NEW TIMES / PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girl VS COPS….and Other Videos of the Day

Prisoner Throws Feces at Judge After Being Sentenced NOLLYWOOD – NIGERIAN HORROR MOVIE TRAILER KFC Robbery Painting Dead Trees Green in China Man Swallowed Wrench Man Killed in Brazil Naked Man in Milan Monkey Like Makeup… Rice Wine Vendor Uses Tits to Promote Wine… Cute Medical Procedure of the Day The post Girl VS COPS….and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day

This is an Ellen Page titty screengrab from a movie she’s in called Into The Forest… Ellen Page is the canadian girl who played JUNO the pregnant teen and for a period of time was in the news, was a lot of hype but at 29, the only interesting thing she’s done is lesbianism. I like calling lesbians lesbians because they get so mad about it, because all lesbians are intense and angry, uptight and passionate about being the worst…and they say shit like “don’t define me by who I love”….even thought I don’t judge or care who they love…they just like to be dramatic about shit…and when it comes to them talking about themselves, they never shut up about being a lesbian….”as a lesbian woman”…”from my lesbian perspective”…because like VEGANS lesbians love you knowing they are lesbians, but they hate when you call them lesbians…they demand a safe space…. I don’t get along with lesbians..but I love what they do with pussies… I could have lived a pretty inadequate life never seeing Ellen Page tits..and now that I’ve seen her tits…I can go back to living a pretty inadequate life..having seen her tits…but confident I already forgot them…because they’re just tits…. The post Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it… I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis… This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom… The post Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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