Oh, Scott Disick. Don’t you know you can’t have your cake and eat it, too? Although just last week Scott was spotted engaging in some very public displays of affection with Swedish model Lina Sandberg, a source close to Scott told E! News that he ” wants to just focus on being a good dad [and] not dating, especially this girl.” Kourtney Kardashian’s ex reportedly had lunch (and got his smooch on) with Lina at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills, but the source insists that Scott “hardly knows her” and “has no interest in dating right now.” “At the end of the day, Scott wants his family back together,” added a second source. “He wants to be back with Kourtney. At this point, anyone else is just a distraction.” That all sounds fine and noble, Scott. It really does. But if you really want your family back, you can’t just say it and hope it happens. Didn’t you learn anything from Knocked Up ? You gotta get your act together and prove it. In fact, let this be a lesson to anyone trying to reconcile with an ex. Begging, pleading and proclamations of undying love are nice, but actions speak WAY louder, my friends. Scott’s already made some great strides. He went to rehab for his partying and bought a home in the Hidden Hills so he can be closer to Kourt and the kids. But if he really wants to show Kourtney that he’s serious about her, he’s gotta stop cavorting about town with the friggin’ models, already. Sheesh. View Slideshow: Lina Sandberg: 6 Things to Know About Scott Disick’s New Girlfriend
Sahara Ray’s first big topless shoot was a few years ago for a hipster pervert photographer named Purienne , for Lui, who was an instagram photographer before instagram, you know so he’s more legit than the other instagram models, because he probably uses an actual camera and knows how to take an actual picture, rather than just filtering the fuck out of a fucking picture… Doesn’t matter… Sahara Ray has this massive tits, and has gone onto be some crackhead, anorexic, big titty, Emily Ratajkowski, instagram model, who makes serious fucking money, and now she’s in Sugar Baby, LA Based, owned by rich guys who love instagram models, TREATS! Showing tits, you’ve already seen….but she’s got over 1,000,000 followers…so she is obviously very very very important… I don’t think she’s that interesting, but naked chicks….are naked chicks…you know… The post Sahara Ray’s Big Instagram Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a pretty funny picture of a Josephine Skriver, who is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models. She is pretty hot, very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram…. The most interesting thing about her is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked… The other interesting thing is the tits her fame whore, attaching herself to a legit model, friend who probably fucked a Kardsahian in her quest to be fame, but never becoming famous, but getting 1,000,000 followers on instagram, which satisfies her sads and desperate…I hate this one, we’ve emailed each other and she’s not a fan of me making fun of her implants…becuase instagram whores are sensitive when you tease them Here’s her ass in shorts… Here’s her Crotch Shot as a Monkey Attacks her… The post Josephine Skriver and some Instagram Whore in Bikinis in Bali of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor – MJ DAY, posted this picture of a booty that is body painted, as a glimpse into their issue… They try to keep the pics “Secret”…to keep hype up for the February magazine that I would argue has no real purpose in this day and age, where all these girls do bikini photoshoots with more concept and creativity….and better photographers…all the fucking time… But she kept Rousey’s tattoo in the pic….of a body painted ass….SPOILER ALERT… I would argue, that bikini and body painted girls are cheesy, fun, half naked, worth looking at, but there there’s just nothing exciting about any of these girls, that justify a magazine issue that really carries the brand, when the bikini content is being done on the fucking regular..there is no need for the magazine that covers it….But no one cares what I fucking think… It’s just that back when SI Swim started, it was a masturbatory special feature for subscribers of the Sports magazine, featuring models in bikinis, when you could jerk off bikini pics because you didn’t have access to porn. It was sporty, featured athlete wives, introduced us to hot models when Social Media didn’t exist, but now, we already follow these model sluts who just want the SI stamp to charge more in their escorting….and celebrating a couple of Athletes, despite being a sports magazine that should only be on Athletes and not girls trying to get pregnant by Athletes…because Athletes aren’t always hot in bikinis, even though this Athlete, Ronda Rousey’s ass looks ok, when you take out the shoulders and factor in that those legs could choke you out when wrapped around your neck as you eat her dick clit out… The post Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin has been rumored to be a man since she first started making appearances in social media… She entered the public world being called a pig by her father, but when she grew up to a free thinking teen, she decided to use her social media to celebrate her boyfriend, before that went sour, her hair went dark, and the rest of her followed suit, including and not limited to the thinks she started putting in her pussy, like her weird, abuse victim, angry, black rapper lesbain love…I don’t remember her name, but that was a weird phase… Well, now, probably still an identity crisis, thanks to her family, her upbringing, the fact the media didn’t flock to her, the act that her modeling career despite being tall didn’t work out for the fact that her cousin stole her shine, Steve Baldwin’s daughter Hailey, or as her friends call her HAILZ, is running in the “it crowd”, with Kendall and Kylie, while fucking a Bieber, something she has been doing since she was underage, just not publicly and no one talked about it until this week, even though I’ve written about it and no one listens to me…underrated.. Well, Ireland did Flaunt decided to bend over in a way that her pussy mound looks more like a small dick, but maybe I’m reading too int this editorial shoot on her..in a world filled with a lot of chicks with dicks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ireland Baldwin’s Nipple and Dick in Flaunt Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is a useless, overrated, instagram personality who apparently matters to the younger generation because she does such fun things, and she’s been marketed to them from a young age…all while having little to no talent, but rather fame whoring parents…who know the system…so much they have sex changes for attention… I have seen Kendall in person, there’s nothing great about her at all, if she wasn’t a Kardashian all done up, with people giving her a ton of attention, you wouldn’t even notice her…you know terribly fucking average…but she gets paid to promote shit that people buy – thanks to the family knowing the system, working the system, at any and all expense…and the fact that they continue to exist, and that brands continue to support them and work with them, blows my fucking mind, when I know it was all built of unprotected interracial sex tapes…that they fucking staged. Insane. The world is insane… Well, she’s apparently fucking a dude named Harry Styles, who has also fucked Taylor Swift and I’m sure a lot of other people, not just Simon Cowell, the man who created his band One Direction, but groupies…and in this circle of all the same people going to all the same places in trying to all get the same attention…to make the same money…pass around the same bitches, or in this case the same male popstars… They are all vile people…but here she is average in an above average yacht…being overly endorsed and attended to…when really she’s garbage..which I guess would explain why she’s attaching herself to a young famous terribly relevant dude…it’s good for biz and that’s what these pieces of shit care about… Her BFF, who I think she created and owns, Gigi Hadid is fucking another memeber of One Direction, so I guess this UK penetrating LA rich kid scenester fake models…is what’s going on here… I’m in my 40s, why am I writing this, when we should just look at the only white Kardashian ass..whether with a white guy or not…unlike the family tradition..is so average, boring, overrated, but still worth cumming on and that’s all I have to say about that. The post Kendall Jenner on a Yacht, In a Bikini, With One Direction of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her… I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot. When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering…. The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram The post Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
