Natalia Bulycheva is some ballet posing model…because I guess that’s how communism works…and I love her… I am just disappointed that she’s not on some mail order bride site, unless Stolnick magazine is a mail order bride site….I’m too lazy to check….and too busy trying to give my half retard brain some culture in a “so this is ballet, I didn’t see Black Swan lesbianism with Mila Kunis, and I don’t really hit up Nutcracker every year because I am no faggot. When you think about flexible skinny chicks in leotards..all that dance and gay shit goes out the window…and becomes straight softcore communist Russia fetish porn….with articles of clothing that rub tits and pussy at the same time due to genius engineering…. The only thing to fear with Russian women, is that they are spies and killing machines…with Russian mobster boyfriends who will kill you, so it’s better to focus your Russian fetish on cam girls not magazine models living in Europe…..but you can follow their Instagram The post Natalia Bulycheva is Some Model doing Ballet for Stolnick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Nadja Bender – she is on INSTAGRAM where she does the majority of her work, with daily pictures of her face and her life, and 76,000 people, have passively followed her for the tits or in hopes of the tits, tits she constantly posts, because it’s the only modeling work she’s done over the years…..and that is assuming they aren’t paid followers, as these people do, because no one knows who Nadja Bender is…I DON’T KNOW WHO NADJA BENDER IS….maybe the name of her memoir should be “who is Nadja Bender”….but I do know I appreciate her, because she gets naked, and naked makes me care..enough…to notice…and I guess that’s what her, and really all these young models are trying to pull off…get naked, get work, people talk because men are pathetic little perverts who are easy to manipulate… Yes, all these young models trying to pull off the EMILY RATAJKOWSKI SCAM are interchangeable…but this Bender is special…because they are the tits I’m staring at now..and I have little to no attention span so I take the tits in my face..let’s go on a bender with Bender…until our penises collectively fall off and society rejoices because we can’t reproduce….which is ok..because the only thing I want to reproduce inside is this hot model pussy….even though model pussy is usually hot from the rich guy herpes they got thinking it was a big break…and not just hot to look at…proceed with caution.. The post Nadja Bender by Isa Jacob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin are best friends ever..you know two young models who aren’t the kids of rich fame whore reality stars or hollywood actors…trying to make it in America… You know two Europeans, riding off their US work visa, attending all the great events, because they both work for Victoria’s Secret, in fact Barbara Palvin is the reason Stella Maxwell even got on the Victoria’s Secret radar, and their hipster socializing, is the reason why Stella Maxwell was able to friend Miley, and pretend to date Miley, and french kiss Miley as Miley fingered her, for the paparazzi, in something that would have broken the internet a decade ago, but that we’re all too desensitized to give a fuck about now, but still makes her more hireable.. Doesn’t matter, they are tit-on-tit-ing…and that’s erotica, if you like toplessness and nipple kisses… Subtle lesbianism, like two college girls making out for male attention…even if they aren’t into fucking girls, when they probably are, because it’s 2015…who the fuck isn’t…I’d just prefer the scissoring / strap on sex, to girls being girls nonsense… The post Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin Swimming Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Paige Elkington and she’s amazing, or maybe she’s just naked and I’m confusing that for amazing, as I often do, since naked is amazing and I’ve jerked off to some pretty fucking naked girls that I’ve thought were amazing, until I came and then I realized my boner over sold them… But as far as I’m concerned, any model, or aspiring model who gets naked in a fashion magazine that features naked aspiring models all the fucking time, in what I guess they consider art…is that she’s still naked and that is amazing… Christmas Miracles happen every time those panties drop or something… The post Paige Elkington for Purple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl…. Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat… I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model… Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl… < =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner. But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits…. The post Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the second time in under a week that we’ve seen teenage troublemakers Sammi Sanchez and Sonia Ben Ammar taking the paparazzi for a walk. And trust me, unless you want a visit from Chris Hansen for Christmas, the only puppies you’d better be checking out here are their cute pooches. Anyway, I don’t blame Sammi and Sonia for this, or the creeper paps following them around. They’re all just hard at work right now. No, I blame Gigi Hadid and the rest of those so-called models for making walking around doing absolutely nothing into a viable career path for young nobodies. But I doubt that’ll hold up in court, so let’s all just move it along. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I know I like to make fun of these Instagram models for not having real jobs (and yes, I’m well aware of the irony of that coming from a blogger). But Alexis Ren isn’t your typical Instagram hottie. She’s actually talented enough to be a real model too, at least judging from this latest photoshoot. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants are going supernova right now. Wow. » view all 25 photos
I once said that Kris Jenner won Christmas. I was wrong. THIS wins Christmas. For the first time, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge made their Christmas card public. The shot, taken by Christopher Jelf, features the family of four at Anmer Hall, their ten-bedroom home in Norfolk, England. “I thoroughly enjoyed photographing a very lovely family, although you have to be sharp as you don’t have long when there are two young children involved!” Jelf said, according to the Daily Mail . “I hope everyone enjoys this photo and I am honoured that The Duke and Duchess have decided to share it with the public.” The photo was most likely taken the same day as Princess Charlotte’s adorable pics . “A new family photo – Merry Christmas from The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George and Princess Charlotte,” a caption read on The British Monarchy’s Facebook page. “The Duke and Duchess are hugely appreciative of all the warm messages they have received about their family this year and are very much looking forward to their first Christmas as a family of four.” William and Catherine also announced that George will start school in the new year. “Prince George will begin to attend the Westacre Montessori School Nursery in Norfolk before the end of January,” Kensington Palace announced today. The school released their own statement about educating the future king: “We are looking forward to welcoming George to our nursery where he will get the same special experience as all of our children.” This move signals that William and Catherine view Anmer as their “family home,” according to The Duchess Diary , though Kensington Palace in London remains their official residence. View Slideshow: Kate Middleton: 15 Photos of Her Happy and Glorious Hair
For the record, Christopher Mason is NOT dating Selena Gomez . But he is working with Selena Gomez. The Internet grew very curious about Mason after Selena shared a photo of the model on Instagram this week, causing many to think the singer and the hottie were an item. Instead, however, Mason is simply starring in Selena's “Hands to Myself” music video. His real name is actually Chris Brown (seriously!), he’s signed to Wilhelmina Models, he lives in Los Angeles and he has a daughter. Oh, and he's also VERY easy on the eyes. See what we mean below: 1. Christopher Mason Picture Christopher Mason is a model who rose to fame after Selena Gomez shared a photo of him. The guy isn’t bad looking, is he? 2. Christopher Mason and Daughter Christopher Mason hangs out here with his daughter. The very attractive model stars in Selena Gomez’s “Hands to Myself” video. 3. Christopher Mason Pic HUBBA! HUBBA! We could spend a few hours staring at this Christopher Mason photo. 4. Christopher Mason Image Christopher Mason sits here on his motorcycle. Many women around the world wish this model would sit on them… naked. 5. Christopher Mason Shirtless Selena Gomez chose Christopher Mason to star in her “Hands to Myself” music video. We think she made the right choice. 6. Hot Christopher Mason Christopher Mason is very easy on the eyes. He’s a model who grew to Internet fame after Selena Gomez shared a picture of him online. View Slideshow
