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Greta Gerwig at the Francis Ha Premiere – Hollywood.TV

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Greta Gerwig is the co-writer and star of Frances Ha. We caught up with her at the premiere of the film at the Museum of Modern Art in New York. Greta talks …

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Carey Mulligan and Baz Lurhmann talk Gatsby!! – Hollywood.TV

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Carey Mulligan and director Baz Luhrmann hosted a private screening of the The Great Gatsby at the Museum of Modern Art in New York this weekend. Carey plays…

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Jonas Brother Has a Sex Tape with Blanda Eggenschwiler of the Day

Joe Jonas has a sex tape with Blanda Eggenschwiler…his girlfriend at least according to This Site …. I figure it’s just typical behavior for a overpaid manufactured lie. I remember when those 3 little queers pretended to be virgins, with purity rings, to sell records and market themselves as these wholesome people so Christian parents can buy their records. It was pretty obvious that prior to this sex tape, they were using sex tapes on each other, while high on poppers back stage before their shows….and after their shows…with groupies…. The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America. At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail. They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies. The story may be a lie, but I’m posting it, cuz I want to see it. Not because I’ve always had a thing for Jonas Brothers, but because I have a thing for Sex Tapes. I am also in Blanda Eggenschwiler climbing the ladder with her vagina…let’s hope this is real deal. I’m ready for it. Here are some pics stolen from her instagram – she’s hot and I want to watch her get her fuck on.

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Amanada Seyfried for Tatler Russia of the Day

I thought Tatler was a hardcore porn magazine, but it turns out I was wrong. It happens sometimes. Especially when it comes to porn magazines, since the last time I jerked off to one was 1996, in a magical era before the internet…. So I was pretty excited to see Amanda Seyfried showing the pic, I figured when you’re not nominated for an Oscar that Anne Hathaway won for being in the same movie with a less important role, you step up, break down, go to the extreme. But it turns out that Seyfried remains boring as fuck, while still hot as fuck, in a career that I appreciate cuz she gets naked and fucks, when not doing Disney Movies. She’s everything Lohan was but better. That’s probably why Lohan hates her.

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Sarah Hyland Rocks a Push-Up Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 10 year old looking chick, who is actually over 18 from Modern Family and she is showing off the life lessons she has learned from Sofia Vergara, that include but aren’t limited to “TITS”. So she’s strapped herself into a push up bra for some publicity event and her cleavage is up to her fucking neck….and I like it. It reminds me of a Junior High dance, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret epidemic, where tweens everywhere want sheer thongs. I saw it on the news.

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Ashley Tisdale Romantic Vacation of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is in love…and she’s decided to hire the paparazzi to document that love on some Mexican romantic getaway for the weekend…because her life is so hard…you know and she just needs some down time…cuz sitting on set of Scary Movie 5 all day…is just so fucking draining…I mean some days she probably has to wake up at 6 am to be picked up by her driver and taken to a location where she has her own dressing room….with a bed…and couch and all the modern amenities a spoiled cunt needs…including gym, catered food, and other people to be dancing monkeys for her….where she proceeds to say her line…usually under 5 a day….100 times each for the best take….a total of an hour or two of work…where her low level actor salary of 300,000 dollars in 2-3 months….almost seems like not enough money for such a big name… Well her boyfriend…who she is on vacation with is not only someone who cares about what a girl’s face looks like….but he is also named Christopher French…appropriate…cuz he probably spent the whole weekend frenching her ass….cuz let’s face it….that ass cancels out any monster mash face….any day…. Young romance…so erotic….we get it Ashley…you want attention cuz the last 3 weeks your “girlfriends” have been getting all the love cuz they booked a movie you weren’t cut out for and you’re jealous…Good play. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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WATCH: ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 5: Submitting’

Pro tip, indie filmmakers: After you’ve lost precious blood, sweat and tears making your indie film passion project , don’t blow it when it comes to getting your baby out there! Let big time producer Wallace Cotten show you what not to do — namely, let your goofball actors muck it up — unless you want to get stuck submitting your independent feature film to international film festivals in VHS form. Or “HD-VHS.” It’s not called “submitting” for nothing, people. Special cameo by the Slamdance offices and fest president Peter Baxter! That wraps up our exclusive premiere of Slamdance TV’s Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies series, as the Slamdance Film Festival kicks off tomorrow. You should now be equipped with all the tools necessary to go out and get ’em, fledgling moviemakers! 
Slamdance alums Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley have teamed up with Slamdance TV to present Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies. In the five part web series, Slamdance TV’s very own Ben Hethcoat goes behind the scenes of Wallace Cotton’s latest feature film, COP HEAT starring Brennan and Manley as the titular duo, Don and Lizard Man. COP HEAT “Two hot for the streets. Two hot to handle.” 

Join the festival ‘By Filmmakers, For Filmmakers’ in this Slamdance TV original web series which explores the independent filmmaking process. Slamdance Film Festival takes place January 18-24 in Park City, UT. For more information visit slamdance.com 
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 PREVIOUSLY: ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 1: Casting’ ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 2: Directing’ ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 3: Acting’ ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies, Episode 3: Editing’ Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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‘Austenland’ Director’s Note: Jerusha Hess On Her ‘Girlishly Indulgent’ Sundance Rom-Com

Nine years after Napoleon Dynamite made Sundance darlings out of its makers, screenwriter Jerusha Hess is set to make her directorial debut with the femme-centric comedy Austenland , adapted from Shannon Hale’s best-seller about a Jane Austen obsessee on holiday at a resort where the Regency authoress is venerated like a goddess. Austenland stars Keri Russell, JJ Feild, Jennifer Coolidge, Jane Seymour, and Bret McKenzie, but there’s even more star power behind the scenes in the form of producer Stephenie Meyer ( The Twilight Saga ). Meyer, who served as producer on the final films in the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn Parts 1 & 2 , as well as the adaptation of her novel The Host , co-created her Fickle Fish Films shingle to create literary-themed projects, beginning with Austenland . Ahead of Austenland ‘s Sundance premiere this Friday, Hess released a director’s note emphasizing her focus on a female audience after scripting the goofy male comedies Napoleon Dynamite , Nacho Libre , and Gentlemen Broncos — “[our] most testicular film to date”: I remember thinking after my husband and I finished Gentlemen Broncos , our weirdest and most testicular film to date, that I really needed to start making movies for girls. Cut to a dinner meeting with author Shannon Hale. She was smart and funny and handed me a book she had recently published, Austenland . I read it in an evening and we started writing the screenplay within the month. The book was so fresh and read like a film; it was a joy to adapt it for the screen and write it with Shannon. Since the romantic element in the book was always strong, my goal was to make the film as quirky and light as possible. The result is a ridiculous romp in Regency culture – commenting not only on the historical time but also on the Jane Austen film genre itself. Although the film gently pokes at the Austen “afficianado” it never intends to alienate the fans, rather to celebrate the fun and funny of it all. Austenland was as girlishly indulgent to make as I hope it is for you to watch. Enjoy. Synopsis: Austenland is a romantic comedy about 30-something, single Jane Hayes (Keri Russell), a seemingly normal young woman with a secret: her obsession with all things Jane Austen. But when she decides to spend her life savings on a trip to an English resort catering to Austen – crazed women, Jane’s fantasties of meeting the perfect Regency-era gentleman suddenly become more real than she ever could have imagined. Based on the novel by Shannon Hale (who also co-wrote the script), the film was written and directed by Jerusha Hess (writer, Napoleon Dynamite ) and produced by Stephenie Meyer’s Fickle Fish Films. The film features an all-star cast including Bret McKenzie, Georgia King, Jane Seymour, JJ Field and Jennifer Coolidge. Follow Movieline’s Sundance 2013 coverage here . Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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WATCH: Get To Know 5 Sundance Film Festival Filmmakers (And Their Films)

The Sundance Film Festival opens Thursday with a new crop of anticipated American indies – some of which will define the cinematic year. Last year’s narrative winner Beasts of the Southern Wild received a slew of Oscar nominations this year along with other titles. Which ones will emerge this year. Over the next week, M.L. will give a snapshot of the filmmakers themselves in their own words along with trailers. The first five filmmakers profiled today include Lynn Shelton’s Touchy Feely (U.S. Dramatic Competition), David Lowery’s Ain’t Them Bodies Saints (U.S. Dramatic Competition), directors Aaron Aites, Audrey Ewell, Nina Krstic, Lucian Reade’s 99%: The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film (U.S. Documentary Competition), Bastian Guenther’s Houston (World Dramatic Competition) and Stacie Passon’s Concussion (U.S. Dramatic Competition). Touchy Feely by director Lynn Shelton – [U.S. Dramatic Competition] Synopsis What happens when a family’s delicate psychic balance suddenly unravels? Abby is a free-spirited massage therapist. Her brother, Paul, an emotional zombie, owns a flagging dental practice, where he enlists the assistance of his equally emotionally stunted daughter, Jenny. Suddenly, transformation touches everyone. Abby develops an uncontrollable aversion to bodily contact, which seriously hinders her chosen profession and the passionate love life she once shared with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, rumors of Paul’s “healing touch” begin to miraculously invigorate his practice. As Abby navigates through an identity crisis, her brother discovers a whole new side of himself. Boasting superb performances from an ensemble cast that includes Rosemarie DeWitt, Josh Pais, Ellen Page, Scoot McNairy, Allison Janney, Ron Livingston, and newcomer Tomo Nakayama, Touchy Feely is about learning to live in your own skin—literally and figuratively. Written and directed by talented Sundance alumnus Lynn Shelton (Humpday, Your Sister’s Sister), Touchy Feely bristles with originality, coupled with Shelton’s trademark sensitivity to the foibles of human nature. [Courtesy of Sundance] Comments by Lynn Shelton: Touchy Feely quick pitch:   Touchy Feely has an ensemble cast and multiple story-lines. At its center is a brother and sister: Abby (Rosemarie DeWitt), a free spirited massage therapist who can’t do her job after developing a mysterious aversion to touching skin, and Paul (Josh Pais), an emotionally stunted dentist who’s dying practice is suddenly invigorated when his waiting room fills with folks seeking out his “healing touch”.   …and why it’s worth checking out at Sundance and beyond:  I think it’s honest and emotional and funny and goes to some unexpected places. Plus, take a look at the cast list.   Some quick anecdotes on how it all came together: 1. Our already short prep period became quite a bit shorter when Rosemarie DeWitt got cast in Promised Land which was shooting exactly when we were hoping to. In order to keep her in our film, we moved our schedule up by three weeks. 2. The dentist office, one of our key locations, eluded us until the eleventh, nail-biting, hour. I had nearly given up in despair, when, as if by magic, I discovered through casual conversation that the father of the very nice town car driver who took me to the airport one day, had JUST retired from dentistry at the age of 92. They turned out to be the most wonderful friends to the production. It was pure serendipity. 3. The biggest challenge for me of making this film was cutting together all the story-lines in the edit room. It was like an advanced-level jigsaw puzzle.   Some background on the cast… Josh Pais and Rosemarie DeWitt functioned as muses for me; I wrote their roles specifically for them. The rest of the cast fell into place with relative ease once the script was finished. Ain’t Them Bodies Saints by director David Lowery – [U.S. Dramatic Competition] Synopsis: Bob Muldoon and Ruth Guthrie, an impassioned young outlaw couple on an extended crime spree, are finally apprehended by lawmen after a shootout in the Texas hills. Although Ruth wounds a local officer, Bob takes the blame. But four years later, Bob escapes from prison and sets out to find Ruth and their daughter, born during his incarceration. The barren landscapes of David Lowery’s poetic feature evoke the mythology of westerns and saturate the dramatic space with fatalism and an aching sense of loss. Aided by powerfully restrained performances by Casey Affleck, Rooney Mara, and Ben Foster, Lowery incorporates an unnerving tension into the film, teetering it at the edge of violence. The beautiful, irreconcilable dilemma of the story is that Ruth—compelled by the responsibilities of motherhood and her evolving relationship with the deputy she shot—remains haunted by her intense feelings for Bob. Each of them longs for some form of peace. Ironically, it’s Bob, the unrepentant criminal trapped in the romantic image of a bygone past, who is driven by an almost righteous sense of clarity. Following in the footsteps of Badlands and Bonnie and Clyde, Lowery’s humanism transcends the genre. [Courtesy of Sundance] Comments by David Lowery: Ain’t Them Bodies Saints quick pitch: Ain’t Them Bodies Saints is a classic tale of an outlaw who breaks out of prison and sets out to reunite with his family. …and why it’s worth checking out at Sundance and beyond: It’s looking like the temperature in Park City next week is going to have a high of 12, so escaping into the heat of the Texas summer – at least on screen – might be a cozy respite! Some quick anecdotes on how it all came together: That Texas summer was one of the challenges; the movie was originally set during the winter, but for scheduling reasons I rewrote the script to take place in summer. I figured that we might as well own it and make the heat an integral part of the film. It eventually became so integral that we had a few crew cases of heat exhaustion on set. Pausing in the middle of a hectic shoot day for medics to assist our fallen comrades was troubling for multiple reasons. But everyone endured and in the end, all the sweat and dirt looks amazing on film, and the summer is almost a character in the movie – burnt grass blowing in the wind, birdsongs in the morning and those amazing summer sunsets that you only get in Texas. 99%: The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film by directors Aaron Aites, Audrey Ewell, Nina Krstic, Lucian Reade [U.S. Documentary Competition] Synopsis: In 2011, seemingly overnight, Occupy captured the imagination of our nation—and the world. The sweeping story of the birth of a movement, 99%—The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film follows a disparate group of activists who converge on lower Manhattan’s Zuccotti Park to build a society organized by nonhierarchical decision-making structures. Inspired by the idea that wealth and political power are dangerously concentrated, grassroots groups from Minneapolis to Mississippi to Oakland soon follow suit, converging to focus on issues crucial to their own communities. After confrontations, expulsions, and mass arrests, the movement finds itself at a crossroad. What’s next? Designed in part as an experiment modeled on Occupy’s process, the film employs multiple cameras around the country to capture the kinetic, immediate experience on the ground, peppered with a comprehensive range of viewpoints from activists, experts, and detractors. In an era of hopelessness and resignation, this film is a reminder that another world order is still possible. Comments by Audrey Ewell: 99%: The Occupy Wall Street quick pitch: Mainstream news coverage of Occupy Wall Street left most people with a pretty inaccurate idea of what really happened. We went behind the scenes and took a hard look at one of the most tumultuous movements in contemporary American life. 99% connects the dots on who these people were, what they were doing, and why; this film will give you a whole new understanding of what was really happening in the cultural and economic environment, and why it compelled people all over the country to take to the streets. And then we look at what could be coming next. …and why it’s worth checking out at Sundance and beyond: This film gets into the lives of real people who are struggling to deal with the issues the movement propelled into the spotlight. It’s both affecting and enlightening. What’s great about 99% is that you will walk away truly understanding how all of the issues are connected. How a single mom in Minneapolis struggling with foreclosure is connected to the pension crisis faced by teachers and firefighters, and how the deregulation of banks and corporations (that led to the junk mortgage market crash) is directly linked to laws that govern lobbying and campaign finance. All of that is 100% connected and this film uses the stories of real Americans to cover the big interconnected picture in a way that has never quite been done before. It peels back the curtain and reveals  who has the power in America, how they maintain it (including coordinated suppression of protest by DHS, local police forces and government), and the consequences for real people. Some quick anecdotes on how it all came together: Just two or three? Well, this film had unique challenges due to its experimental production process. Audrey Ewell (the founder of the film) was liaising with our shooters and co-directors all over the country, keeping it all coordinated and making sure we were getting material that could blended into one story. Various co-directors were responsible for various threads in the film. At one point, one of the co-directors in NY wanted to interview someone who was in Oakland, CA. Our Philadelphia co-producer had a connection to this woman, so he put us in touch, and the NY co-director and Audrey researched and wrote questions for her, and then a shooter in the Bay Area filmed the interview by proxy. And after all that,  the NY co-director quit the film as it was too big a commitment for her, and all of that work got scrapped because her thread was subsequently cut.  On a film like this, people came and people went, and because it was designed to be a parallel (but unaffiliated) experiment that mirrored and tested the processes of the movement, this was just the sort of thing that we’d invited in. So while it was frustrating and time-consuming, we’d decided to embrace the process and see where it would take us. What we found was that not all of the movement’s processes worked for us, and we had to adjust as we went along in order to satisfy the needs of a real-world, goal-oriented process with deadlines. And in our case, what that meant was scrapping any ideas about consensus, and instead implementing a strict hierarchy, with the more experienced filmmakers leading the process. Only then was production of the film possible. Houston by director Bastian Guenther – [World Dramatic Competition] Synopsis: Clemens Trunschka is not doing so well. With spotty employment and a shaky marriage, he’s pretty much lost any claim to being a “functional alcoholic.” The more accurate term for him would probably be “lousy drunk.” So when an opportunity arises to help a German company recruit an American candidate as its CEO, Trunschka seizes the chance to get… [Courtesy of Sundance] Comments by Bastian Guenther The Houston quick pitch: Clemens Trunschka is a corporate headhunter and an alcoholic. Drinking increasingly isolates him from his life and leads him away from reality. On the hunt for a top CEO in Houston, Texas, his addiction takes him on a haunting journey into his own darkness. …and why it’s worth checking out at Sundance and beyond: I hope that, like a good short story, the film lives on in the viewer’s imagination after leaving the theatre. It gives no answers and is certainly not didactic, but I hope it provokes some critical thoughts about how we live today. If so then the film achieved a lot beyond being 107 minutes of entertainment. We get wrapped up and lost in systems of our own creation that are organized around short-term goals and short-term satisfactions. On the individual level, this comes in the form of rampant consumerism or addiction, and on the societal level, in extreme capitalism and global corporations. These systems do not offer enduring solutions or meaning. They divide and conquer. So the film shows this and the isolation that comes with our modern way of life. Some quick anecdotes on how it all came together: I remember that during our shoot, Garret Dillahunt was shooting the TV show, Raising Hope , in which he stars. This ran all week in LA, then he would fly into Houston to shoot with us for the weekend and return late Sunday night to be on the set in LA early Monday morning. For 6 straight weeks, he worked every single day. I truly appreciate his dedication to our film. One day we shot a complicated scene in which some of the crew stood on a rooftop of a skyscraper in downtown Houston holding a fishing rod with a line that was attached to another fishing rod held by another crew member on the street below. To complicate matters, we were shooting this from another skyscraper across the street. Bad cell phone and walkie talkie reception did not help. But it was an exciting and fun moment, and I love how it turned out on screen. In general it was a challenge to shoot a feature film outside of my home country. The film sets work differently in Germany and the U.S. Each provides unique challenges. However, the experience was deeply gratifying, and I definitely want to continue making films in both countries.   And background on the cast: I sent the script to Ulrich Tukur’s agent. After a while she called back and told us that he loved it. So we met several times, talked about the character, the story, and what it meant to me. Pretty soon we agreed on doing this project together. Our casting agent in LA, JC Cantu, showed me a lot of excellent actors for the role of Wagner. But when I had a Skype conversation with Garret Dillahunt, that JC organized, I knew that I found the right actor. We didn’t read any lines. We just talked about the film and the character. This was one of those rare moments where I knew immediately that I had found the right person. Our casting agent for Texas, Beth Sepko, did a fantastic job of finding stellar actors from the region for various other roles. Insight on the clip: Each of the two clips consists of one continuous shot in the film. They capture the pace and the style of the film. This was important to me. The clips should ignite viewers’ curiosity but also render in that short amount of time the condition of the main character. Concussion by director Stacie Passon – [U.S. Dramatic Competition] Synopsis: Abby is a fortysomething, wealthy, married, lesbian housewife who—after getting smacked in the head by her son’s baseball—walks around every corner of her suburban life to confront a mounting desire for something else. She takes on a new project and purchases a pied-à-terre in Manhattan. Walking around the city streets reminds Abby what it feels like to be sexy, and her pent-up libido shakes off its inhibitions. Her desire is not a take-home item for the minivan ride back home, so Abby inaugurates a double life that draws her deeply into a world of prostitution for women. In an auspicious debut effort, director Stacie Passon draws out a pitch-perfect performance from her lead actor, Robin Weigert, as a sexy, shut-down family woman stretching to bloom again. Palpably sensual and deliciously contained, Concussion is a keen observation of the complicated contours of midlife crisis. [Courtesy of Sundance] Comments by Stacie Passon: “Grateful to Sundance”: Firsts are always very fun, but with it I know there will be a lot of scrutiny.  Will these films stand up?  Will they move people and make them think?  Sundance has been very brave here, but also I know they have a ton of confidence in the films in competition. They’ve been wonderful and supportive of Concussion in a so many ways already. We are grateful and lucky to have their support. Here’s to Technology and non-traditional distribution: I’m really encouraged.  I mean, Sundance said that there where a many features made by women this year. Technology is making it easier to make films.  Access to distribution platforms makes it easier to monetize films.  I think as more and more women find these non-trad ways to get the work seen, we’ll see our numbers rise dramatically. The other thing is that women historically have had a hard time making more than two or three features, and many of the films at Cannes are not by new filmmakers.  So women drop off huge in that category.  For most of the women at Sundance in competition, this is a first or second feature.  So it’s not only Sundance’s willingness to embrace women, it’s really about embracing new voices as well.

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Sarah Hyland Is The New Sofia Vergara

Is it me or does Sarah Hyland look like a young Sofia Vergara in these photos from 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards and The Weinstein Company’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards party? Who knew she was so busty? I guess through some weird act of nature, hanging around Sofia on Modern Family will make your breasts grow. It’s truly unbelievable. I can’t wait to see what happens to Ariel Winter when she turns 18.