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Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

I am pretty sure most people over 30 have jerked off to Heather Locklear at least once. At one point, she was pretty prime Hollywood pussy, and it looks like she’s still good enough, which is surprising, because usually when women age, they look like melting pieces of shit on the hot pavement during a heatwave, but for some reason, Locklear, despite wearing her pajamas in public, has it together, and I guess that reason is plastic surgery….or the industrial, clinical grade make-up I’ve seen them use on burn victims so that they look normal again, either way, never judge a book by it’s cover, and her aging gracefully face and body, doesn’t prove her mom pussy is intact, but to celebrate the rare event I call “hot moms showing off hot tit enough for me to forget they are moms and just focus on thinking about cumming all over them” as well as to celebrate memories of getting down to Heather Locklear in the 90s, I figure these pictures are relevant enough to start the week officially, even though I posted all day yesterday like an idiot with nothing better to do, because I am an idiot with nothing better to do….

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San Francisco Moving to Ban Happy Meals

Getting your kids to not eat fast food may have just gotten a whole lot easier in San Francisco. No more happy meals. They’re not planning to ban the meal as much as the toy that comes with it, but really…the toy is what makes the happy meal. The government there feels that toys are used as incentives to get children to want more kids’ meals and are contributing to childhood obesity. Happy meal = Toy = “MOM! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!” Sound familiar? How could the children possibly live without completing the set of kids’ meal toys? It would be such a shame to have Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie with no Bart Simpson. http://eatdrinkbetter.com/2010/08/12/san-francisco-moving-to-ban-happy-meals/ added by: glueandglitter

Adriana Lima at Some Event of the Day

In keeping up with what models who were once the hottest fucking thing to hit, you know back when they were young and claimed to still be a virgin…..before America ruined her strict Catholic upbringing and gave her tight Brazilian ass a taste of cock that it had been craving….leading to a pregnancy that totally destroyed her body and appeal….here are some pics of Adriana Lima to remind us of what was, what could of been and the unfortunate truth of what is….a bloated rendition of what could have at one time been the single hottest pussy on earth that had been found…either way, I still dig her and her ripped apart pussy and body…and you probably do too…because it’s Adriana Lima and because we are perverts who like pussy in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and conditions…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ‘89 masturbating to. Pics via Bauer

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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass Crack of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba playing mom to her kid since she is a mom now…not that you even remember who Jessica Alba is because she’s wronged you by taking the pregnancy plunge and quickly became insignificant….. Which is crazy because her career relied on being the young, hot, half spic pussy who didn’t have a kid so everyone wanted a piece of, fantasizing about trying to give her a kid, but she let her emotions get the best of her and figured she had already made enough money if her career would end and knew she could afford to fade into obscurity if that was the worse case scenario, as long as she was locked into her man who was going to leave her prior to the pregnancy for life, but she is the kind of cunt who probably had an ego that didn’t even let her believe that her career would ever dry up, I mean she was the MTV award winner of best actor at least 10 times….i Either way, like the hot moms on my street who worked back into their stripper bodies, bending their stripper bodies in a variety of hot positions while tending to their half-black stripper offspring, I like to watch but what do you don’t see in these pictures is her violated vagina lips dragging on the city sidewalk….she’s probably thanking god for pants…but I know I’m not… Pics via Bauer

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Michelle Hunziker’s Ridiculous Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is not her ridiculous 33 year old body, or the fact that she’s been in a bikini showing it off the last week, or even that no one really knows what she is or what she has done but yet we still notice her, or that she’s got some prison tattoos that you’d expect to find on the lesbian raping you with a beer bottle in a back alley….The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is that she had her daughter when she was 19 and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, except when it is fat chicks who are pregnant because they no at a young age that it might just be their last chance to have a family cuz they are already bad and they are just gonna get worse, but for the most part, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that lets guys cum inside them for career advancement or the good life is porn to me…. Pics via Fame

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Lindsay Lohan Tweets Abuse Allegations at Dad

If Michael Lohan weren’t preoccupied with emailing The Hollywood Gossip at all hours of the night, he might try reaching out to his estranged daughter instead. Clearly he has his work cut out repairing that relationship. Thursday, Lindsay Lohan lashed out at her dad , alleging once again that he abused her when she was a kid. Specifically, the troubled star alleged that he “verbally/literally HURT my mother, brothers, sister Aliana … why, i ask u?” A few hours later, the actress removed the post. Still, we were able to snag a similar screen shot from her account before it was taken down by Lindsay: WAR OF THE LOHANS : Let the abuse allegations fly . She also wrote yet didn’t elaborateon this: “My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym ‘I told you to stop Linds this is the last time… and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM… U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you.'” LOL . This guy and his cyber threats. We can relate, Linds. Michael Lohan told celebrity photo agency X17 that she likely posted the abuse claim to retaliate against him for his recent attempts to get her to go back to rehab. He held a live press conference to urge her to do so this week. “What Lindsay is saying on Twitter is nothing more than nonsense,” he says. “As far as the ex father comment, maybe she’s divorcing me today, but she will remarry me once she gets her life back … she’s really crying out for help .” “Obviously she realizes that I’m serious about getting her into rehab,” he adds. “She’s beginning to panic because I have been contacting people around her, as well as attorneys of my own, to take measures to get her the help she needs.” We agree with Michael that Lindsay should probably go to rehab, or at least see a therapist … but these Lohans have really got to learn better communication .

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Gisele’s Mom Tits of the Day

The rumor is that Gisele is working off her new baby weight and showing off her milk-filled tits, but she’s not fooling any of us…we all know she’s actually a dude they found in a small brazilian town…because men make better bikini models since they don’t get their periods…I mean Brazil is known for their trannies being very believable, so where the fuck else would the gangsters at Victoria’s Secret go to kidnap a motherfucker to work their asses off for them in exchange for their family’s freedom…who had to stage a pregnancy to justify his new breast implants…we know how it works…you’re not fooling us Gisele…or should I say George…. Either way, real tits, mom tits, fake tits on a tranny or not, she’s lookin’ better than ever…so new moms or dudes who are pretending to be new moms take some fucking notes… Pics via Fame

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Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt in the Park of the Day

I spend a lot of time in parks because parks are free, people leave you alone and there’s a whole variety of bullshit going on in them, whether drunks getting more drunk, crackheads doing more weird shit to trees, moms and their kids hanging out and playing, bending over and breast feeding or young couples fooling around and cuddling, thinking that perverts like me aren’t watching….There are girls suntanning, people exercising and even bitches doing Yoga…I’ve had sex in parks, seen people have sex in parks, jerked off to people having sex in parks, it’s better than watching a movie, and it is the ultimate escape from my shitbox I call home… So when I saw these pictures of ex-actor who once had a ton of sex appeal before she let her insanity get herself knocked-up prematurely to trap her boyfriend who was leaving her, I was reminded all the good times I am going to have in the park, you know when lookin’ down a shirt is actually hot, and not just hanging onto a memory….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day

I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds…. That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple…. Pics via Fame

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