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Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care…… She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares.. She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does… I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying. The post Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s some Jennifer Lawrence looking like Amy Schumer, all doughy and big-chinned, wearing a one piece bathing suit that has many portholes for her layer of fat to seep out of, because she’s an actress, an overrated, overpaid, boring, average at best looking, actress that the industry has decided is a golden child – worth the investment – for whatever reason – that I call “KEEPING BUDGETS HIGH SO EVERYONE MAKES MORE MONEY”…. I am sure there are weird celebrity obsessed fan boys that will jerk off to this…but if you take the “jennifer lawrence” quotient out of the equation – it’s pretty fucking clear that there’s very little amazing or jerk-off-able here… I mean sure, if you’re a 45 year old film director, in the industry, dating her, knocking her up, is like an Oscar trophy…I’m talking to you Aronofsky.. But if you’re a normal dude, just looking on, who she wouldn’t give you the time of day if she saw you cuz celebrity women are by default total cunts…you should just stare at this and write a letter to congress, or the boycott all her movies…because she’s won enough, let’s give hotter chicks a chance. The post Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariana Grande: Mac Miller’s Hat Is Awful!

Ariana Grande and Mac Miller have been dating for a few months now and it’s becoming increasingly clear that they’re getting a whole lot more comfortable around each other.  How so?  Ariana  took to Instagram on Tuesday night to trash Miller’s hat. Yes, we’re being deadly serious.  Have a look for yourself at the post: A photo posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Dec 20, 2016 at 2:58pm PST “When you’re about to have a week off and that hasn’t happened in a long ass time so you finally wear that hat you’ve been wondering when you’d wear forever,” Grande captioned.  Hey, it’s not as bad as writing a song about how BAD the hat is, or something, but we would not rule it out with Ariana.  We all know how these younger artists like to change things up pretty much every album to keep fans wanting more, but we don’t think she’s quite ready to give Adele or Taylor Swift a run for their money in terms of writing about things that piss her off.  We have to give credit to Ariana, the hat is awful. It’s definitely not something any A-lister would be seen dead with on the red carpet. It’s like something you would probably have a party about if you witnessed your worst enemy wearing it.  Maybe it was Ariana’s subtle way of telling him to get rid of it without verbally saying it to him. Either way, we’re definitely on her side with this one.  Ariana and Mac started dating in August, but they were very coy about the relationship. It resulted in Ariana nearly getting into a screaming match with Ryan Seacrest because he asked a question about it.  Now, Ariana probably knew there was no way she could deny it because there were pictures of the pair showing a bit too much PDA in restaurants.  I mean, if they were trying to keep their relationship quiet, they should have probably been getting up close and personal behind closed doors.  There’s a thought, you guys.  What do you think about all of this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: 9 Hottest Ariana Grande GIFs From the “Focus” Music Video

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Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day

There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago… I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic… The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense…. She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win… Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic. The post Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine… She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..” Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere… She’s been naked before…so we like her. The post Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine… She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..” Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later….. That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere… She’s been naked before…so we like her. The post Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham Trashes Amber Portwood, Calls BS on Teen Mom Departure

The cameras may not be rolling on Teen Mom OG… … but that doesn’t mean that two of the show’s stars are done making headlines. Earlier this week, Amber Portwood stunned the reality show community when she announced she was quitting Teen Mom OG , citing the unfair way she’s been portrayed as the basis for her departure. “I’ll be leaving #teenmomog sadly,” Amber captioned a cast photo that depicted her alongside with Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham and Catelynn Lowell. Seems pretty straightforward, doesn’t it? Added Portwood, in an attempt to make her position clear: “The way I have been portrayed and treated is unfair. @MTV sending all my love… “If I was treated fairly it wouldn’t be an issue but it’s been nothing but disrespect since the reunion show. Which keeps continuing today… Nothing has been dealt with or has made me feel any safer to even move on with people who have continuously hidden things from the network…. “The day I’m shown some respect by the people I’ve worked with for 8 years is the day I’ll be back. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this show.” MTV has not commented on Amber’s series of Tweets, but it does appear as if she’s keeping the door for a return open. And Abraham, for one, thinks this is all a bunch of BS. She thinks Amber wants to walk right through that door. “None of the girls will quit – they like the attention, need the money and their boyfriends need the money too much to quit,” Farrah told E! News on Friday. The controversial Teen Mom cast member added: “I get that Amber is embarrassed of her actions but she flip-flops all the time. She will be right back to filming. This is so dramatic. “She could quit and not make it public if she was truly done.” Abraham and Portwood got into it recently at the Teen Mom OG reunion special. And we mean… THEY GOT INTO IT . During the show, Abraham implied that Portwood’s fiancé, Matt Baier, looked like a pedophile. This set Portwood off. Big time, especially because Abraham’s boyfriend, Simon, had called Baier a pedophile back in October. The peeved Teen Mom stormed the stage and attacked Abraham, causing Abraham’s father, Michael, to also rush the stage, in defense of his child. You can see it all unfold when you watch Teen Mom OG online via our friends at TV Fanatic and/or when you click PLAY on the video below: Farrah Abraham & Amber Portwood FIGHT at Teen Mom Reunion! WATCH NOW! Following this fracas, Amber, Maci McKinney and Catelynn Baltierra staged a reunion walkout in protest of what they believed to be MTV’s preferential treatment of Farrah. The much-maligned star, however, thinks she was on the receiving end of some illegal behavior. “I didn’t have to attend the rest of the reunion or specials [because of what I consider Amber’s] criminal behavior,” Abraham said to Us Weekly of what happened at the reunion. “MTV legal has said I no longer will ever have to work with or around Maci, Catelynn or Amber.” It sounds as if Farrah thinks she won’t have a choice, though, despite what Amber just alleged on social media. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History Dare we ask: Do you have a side to take in this new Amber vs. Farrah feud? Or has everyone already lost?

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Hana Jirickova for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

I find it interesting when Vogue, a fashion magazine / brand, is more fetish porn than Playboy, a titty mag…that doesn’t show tits…because I guess when you pretend shit is for women, or when 95 percent of your readers are women – it is artistic and romantic…but when it’s for men…it’s hardcore porn that breeds sex offenders….SEXISM is a two way street…that doesn’t really matter because if you’re resorceful and perverted enough – you will find pics of tits…pussy…you’re looking for…because women like being naked on camera… Her name is Hana Jirickova have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper..a country that thanks to organized crime has opened up and turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita….breeding a group of women even more obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive….while also producing some pretty tall, strong, and lovely looking women…who may not have a soul, but who sugar baby as good as anyone…like Ballet and pretty much all Olympic sports…it is a national acitivity….just ask Irina Shaky… The post Hana Jirickova for Vogue Netherlands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Bikini a Day Girl’s Side Pussy of the Day

It is amazing that a pig like this – who can start an instagram scam called Bikini a Day – thanks to photoshop – has been able to make a million dollars a year or more – all because people are retards and think “TITS”…. Their timing was on point, when instagram was easy to get popular on, the idea so basic – any pervert not wasting away from chronic jerking off could have pulled it off….girls in a bikini everyday of the week…one photo…365 bikinis a year…a lot of bikinis..but eventually people will follow because they like bikinis and bikini companies will pay because they will assume the follows are more than just dudes looking at tits…almost brilliant…but so stupid… The real troll is that they did it when one of the girls doing it – the one with the tits – has a body that matches those tits…and she photoshops herself into another fucking person – even in this era of body shaming…she knows how to pose for the instagram filters to make her look like you want to fuck her…and I guess why wouldn’t you want to fuck her – you’ve seen her half naked and she’s got massive tits…something proven to make dudes ignore the fact that she’s got huge everything else.. You’d think she’d spend the day in the gym based on her profile concept – but she doesn’t have to…and still gets to spend her days counting her money…brilliant….so stupid…but brilliant… The post Fat Bikini a Day Girl’s Side Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nick Viall: Did He Dump Jen Saviano to Be The Bachelor?!

The Bachelor’s Nick Viall is speaking out about an eyebrow-raising rumor regarding his romance with Bachelor in Paradise love Jen Saviano. Specifically, when and why it ended … and you don’t need The Bachelor spoilers to tell you that, true or not, the rumor fits Nick’s reputation. Nick, who is no stranger to controversy, is alleged by one of the former couple’s co-star to have ended his romance with Jen for fame. Put another way … things were going fine, but when he had the chance to become the Official Rose Distributor, well, he chose that. Viall denies this was ever the case to the media. “No, none of that was remotely true,” Viall replied to reporters on a conference call, responding to the story circulated by Lauren Himle. Speaking to Detroit’s The Ticket radio station, Himle said, “I am not a big fan of [his]. He dated my great friend Jen on Bachelor in Paradise .” That he did. But what happened after the show? “It was my understanding,” Lauren went on, that Nick and Jen “were still seeing each other after the show completed.” So what happened between the once-happy pair? Himle said, when asked about their status, that Viall and Saviano were “still together in a relationship … they were solid a week ago.” This was right after The Bachelor announcement. As for Saviano’s take on Viall as The Bachelor? “About that,” she tweeted, with a GIF of Amy Schumer chugging from a YUGE glass of wine. Ah, Nick. Trouble seems to follow him everywhere. In other Viall news, the 36-year-old sales exec reportedly already slept with one of his 30 contestants from his upcoming turn on The Bachelor …   … before the new season even began taping this fall. He and Elizabeth Sandoz boned at Tanner Tolbert and Jade Roper’s wedding, after which Nick didn’t call or talk to her until this reunion. (Nick has reportedly slept with seven women from the franchise; We only know of four, but if you include all three from his Fantasy Suite dates …) Yup. Pretty awesome/terrible/not surprising at all. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Season 21 Contestants: Meet Nick’s Ladies! According to an Us Weekly  show insider’s account. “During the first day of taping, all of the girls came out, and he actually had slept with one of them at a wedding and never called her again.” Can you imagine the awkwardness in that room?! Neither of the two acknowledged their past sexual encounter after reuniting on set, but word got out, and eventually leaked to the crew. Nick was not happy, either … for several reasons. A second insider says Viall told Bachelor producers that he “didn’t want any girls on the show that he already knew or had a date with.” “It was just a waste of a person being there.”  Wow, Nick. That’s … blunt, if nothing else. The Bachelor Sneak Peek: Meet Nick Viall’s Girls! We can only imagine how this season will play out. We already know the names of the women who make the top four, and  who Nick Viall chooses with his final rose , but how does he get there? How much damage can he leave in his wake? All we can say with certainty is that when it comes to Nick, if his three previous turns on this franchise are any indication, it’ll be entertaining. Potentially a train wreck … but entertaining.

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