According to my very important and accurate Facebook Trending News that made TRUMP win the election – Jennifer Lopez kissed Marc Anthony on stage at some hispanic award show that was honoring him for surviving despite being a premature looking, skeletor motherfucker….because apparently kissing your ex husband, when you’re hispanic and kiss everything due to your passionate latin nature, is newsworthy to white people….who care about this bullshit, or the hope of re-kindling love of your favorite famous couples who don’t matter, but are very rich and leaders or icon to hispanic world… But I’m more into her slutty crotch shot for Harper’s Bazaar which despite being old, she’s had a fat ass forever, so unlike most chicks fattening up as they get older, we’re already used to this….it’s shameless, it’s silly, it makes her money while doing very little, so whatever – it happened…. All this to say I hate Jennifer Lopez…. The post Jennifer Lopez Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is the blackest white girl ever created for the sake of social media by a family created by social media – who are probably mad at themselves for not running for president because the power of their social media alone is big enough to make it happen…the first immigrant / terrorist / porn star / social media monster with a vagina you’ve all seen – and can google if you want to make sure she’s actually a woman – unlike Hillary…. This is their youngest of that generation – who is also a muppet…at least shaped like a muppet…because she’s had the weirdest fucking surgeries to created this “social media body and face”….which is actually a thing and happening across the globe…all these bitches with their face fillers…it’s so stupid…but give her a break…her dad’s a woman now, her mom only cares about the money she makes the family and her boyfriend just milking her like she was still underage because she’s a cow who needs to be milked… All fleshy and weird…exsiting…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
James and Devonda Friday are accused of kicking five foster kids out of their home after going on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition in 2012. The North Carolina couple surprised with a 3,900-square-foot home to provide proper space for the foster children, who are biological siblings. Now, two of the children claim the couple kicked them all out of the home shortly after the house was complete and cameras stopped rolling. “I felt like they were my mom and dad. I loved them like they were my real parents” Chris Friday revealed in a recent local TV interview. “What they did to us was just wrong. [They] threw us all out.” According to the teen, he was sent away to a group home a couple of months after filming completed, ostensibly due to his “bad attitude.” He was told it would be a temporary stay. Not the case. “Why did I have to leave? I just didn’t understand it. And it made me feel not wanted, you know? You gave me away. Parents don’t do that. No.” A year after the episode aired, Chris claims that all five children were kicked out, and he believes the Fridays to be financially motivated. His sister Kamaya agrees with his take, adding: “I know it was all about the money. From the first day, it was all about the money. That’s all [Devonda’s] about, money. It’s money with her.” For his part, James Friday denied the claims, saying “no one kicked Chris or Kamaya out of the home. That’s a DSS and social service matter.” According to The New York Daily News , a family court hearing took place in 2015 regarding the matter, but court records are sealed. Watch a sneak peek of the now-infamous episode:
There’s a ton of wannabe hotties out there on Instagram, but for my money, Carmella Rose is still hands down one of the best Insta-babes working these days. Here she is doing a real bikini photoshoot at the beach, and after this, I think she’s definitely got the skills booty to take this modeling thing to the next level. All she needs now is a well-connected blogger/manager. And I think my commission is very reasonable. All I ask is for Carmella to give me 15% of any bikini and/or lingerie pictures she takes and to pretend to be my girlfriend on Twitter. But I’m open to negotiation. Call me! » view all 17 photos Continue reading →
Nicole Scherzinger is the original Bruce Jenner…because that face, that hard face, despite the tits, is so fucking manly…it confuses me…. Sure, she could be a woman – who just loves fitness….this BOXING video of her may prove that…but maybe she’s just training to be a tranny fighter – out to save the world…now that she’s mastered the whole dancing like a stripper on stage singing shitty pop songs that made her a fucking fortune… I don’t know what this event is, or why the trashy dress to show off her fake looking wrestler tits…but I can assume that they are being used as a diversion as most fake tits are – to trick us into thinking “tits” and nothing else about the testicles…. I do know that I appreciate fake tits, not because I like the look or feel when I pay 10 dollars a song to touch them….but I like the commitment to the cause, the fact that these girls think going under the knife to jack up their tits is the fucking answer to their problems and worth their money and efforts…all for tits…hell they like tits and do more for tits than I do…I just stare at them, I don’t create them….except maybe in my mashed potatoes…but then again, I’ve always been an underachiever… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Titty Window of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Juding by a tweet sent out last night, Calvin Harris is done feuding with Taylor Swift . Or maybe he’s just trying to get back in her pants. You know. Harris tweeted, “I am blessed to work with incredible artists @rihanna @taylorswift13 thank you!!!” He shared his own update after retweeting an item that read, ” This Is What You Came For is the only song released this year to be certified 2x platinium in the UK congrats @CalvinHarris and @rihanna!” Somebody’s excited, and for Harris to single Taylor out, when her participation in the production was muted to begin with, speaks volumes. Recently, Taylor was reported to be pregnant , and judging by some photos we saw of her, we’re wondering if it’s true. And if Harris is, indeed, the father … since he’s being so forward in making a public reconciliation with Taylor, whether for business or pleasure. Earlier this week, a source reportedly close to Swift revealed, “Taylor Swift’s circle is buzzing with word that the good-girl singer – who’s currently single – is pregnant.” The source continued and said that her emotions have been in a spiral, and that she had been avoiding alcohol at all costs as of late. Those are some pretty big indicators, right? It was also reported that Taylor did put on some weight, which was “totally out of character” for her, and that she’s “eating twice as much.” Oh snap. Two kale smoothies instead of one. That does look like a bump, though, right? And not just extra greenery? The source continued, and claimed that they’d put their money on Calvin Harris as the father, and never before has it been more evident that Harris is trying to mend fences. And maybe uterine family ties. The source said that they estimated Taylor to be “a few months along,” and wouldn’t that be something else? If that were the case, then Tom Hiddleston would have been nothing but a glorified jump-off … not that we’re saying he was a bad jump-off or anything. If we had to put money on it, too, we’d have to go with Calvin. Only one thing is certain: it looks like Harris is trying to get back in Swift’s good graces … and it just might be for the sake of an unborn baby. Congrats? Or something? View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Pregnancies NO ONE Saw Coming
Kylie Jenner…would be interesting or fascinating as a sociological study…if she wasn’t just a vapid, superficial, shallow, pile of plastic surgery that may not be invasive, and that may just be smoke and mirrors, but whatever it is…makes her look like a young Kim Kardashian…even though she’s not Armenian, she’s 100 percent white, she’s just jacked herself up under the management of her evil family to keep the money rolling in. It’s fucking twisted. I don’t know why this stripper or porn look is hot, I think it’s hilarious that these girls do this to their faces, or get the fat sucked out of their stomach to give them a waist and jacked into their already fat asses…looking like strippers or pornstars that no man I’ve ever known has really liked or thought was hot…other than for being broken….and damaged and probably shitty in bed because of how sexualized they make themselves….. But for a rich white girl, to make herself look like a light skinned black girl in the sex industry…makes no sense to me….and this happening all over the place…I see it when I leave my house and that is fucking crazy…because it isn’t hot…dude like young innocent girls who look like girls…it’s just silly that this exists… More importantly, for brands to partner with her – because of her sister or her following, that is really engaged in all she does…is also fucking nuts to me….but it exists..and it…like it’s father…is an it…as these tits in a bra in public aren’t enough for me to acknowledge her having any more sex appeal…that a pile of dog shit, or lard in the dumpster outside the diner. She’s terrifying. A Monster. Halloween everyday…. I assume this will end in suicide eventually…let’s just hope it’s a murder suicide…take them all down…because you’ve been abused girl…you just don’t realize it… The post Kylie Jenner Trashy Mutant in Stripper Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rack Youngsta You’ve probably seen Yo Gotti ‘s protege, Memphis rapper Blac Youngsta, on social media throwing hundreds of thousands of dollars, driving the most exotic cars on the planet and laughing at broke bois just because but its safe to say he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. BY recently posted an IG video of him walking around holding a brick of Andrew Jacksons, but instead of making it rain like we’re used to seeing him do he hands them out to every kid in sight. Here a few of Blac Youngsta’s most famous IG stunt moments:
Woman Stripped Of $42.9 Million Jackpot Over “Malfunction” At New York Casino THIS SOME OL’ BULLS#!T RIGHT HERE! This story reported by ABC7 got us thinking, what would we do if we won $42.9 million and only took home $2.25? That is precisely what happened to Katrina Bookman when she visited Resorts World Casino in New York. Katrina snapped a selfie when she thought she had hit it big on a slot machine, only to have the casino tell her that her win was fugazi because the machine “malfunctioned”. Escorted off the casino floor, she was told to come back the next day for the decision. “I said what did I win? (The casino representative said,) ‘You didn’t win nothing,’” she recalled. Bookman said the only thing the casino offered her was a steak dinner. Katrina immediately hired a lawyer to help her fight back against the cheapskate casino “They win and the house doesn’t want to pay out. To me that’s unfair,” Alan Ripka, Bookman’s attorney said. Ripka and Bookman believe she should win the maximum allowed on the Sphinx machine, which the casino said is $6,500. “The machine takes your money when you lose. It ought to pay it when you win,” Ripka stated. The NY State Gaming Commission says she was only entitled to $2.25. So again, we ask you, what the hell would you do if this happened to you? Image via Twitter
There’s patriarchy, and then there’s whatever the hell the Duggars have going on. If you watch Counting On online , you know that Jim Bob and Michelle have a tried and true method for ensuring that their kids don’t engage in any pre-marital … … well, anything ! Jim Bob in particular guards his daughters like expensive pieces of property because he somehow got the impression that the Bible wants him to. We think it was in the book of Douche-ronomy. #BibleBurn The Duggars believe it’s their sacred duty to populate the Earth with as many Duggars as possible. An odd mission, considering they can’t even keep the kids they have from molesting people, but they seem to take it pretty seriously. In fact, they’ve devised a clever system: By ensuring that their offspring are beyond sexually frustrated by the time they get married, Jim Bob and Michelle know they’ll immediately begin copulating like it’s going out of style as soon as they get hitched! Foolproof, right?! It’s called “courting,” and it may be the only aspect of their lives in which the Arkansas family believes in equality. In other words, it sounds like the process of getting to know a significant other is equally hellish for both participants. At this point, the Duggars are almost as famous for their courtship methods as they are for their scandals and their fertility, and new information about this odd custom seems to emerge every few months or so. If you watched last week’s episode of Counting On , you may have picked up on a seriously WTF detail of the Duggars’ courtship process: It seems Jim Bob makes his daughters’ potential suitors fill out a 50-page questionnaire before they commence with the courtship process! This disturbing nugget of information was revealed during the Counting On after show (because every freakin’ show has an after-show in the world of #PeakTV). JB casually mentioned the document while being interviewed by producer Scott Enlow. “I’m sorry, wait a second Jim Bob made you guys fill out questionnaires?” Enlow asked, prompting an eruption of nervous laughter from daughter Jessa Duggar. “I think that questionnaire is pretty thorough,” she interjected. “He is not kidding,” Jill Duggar confirmed. “Everybody did the 30-page questionnaire,” Jill added, noting that it had expanded to 50 pages in recent years. Fifty. Pages. Apparently, the questionnaire primarily focused on the respondents’ religious beliefs and how they pertain to their lifestyle. Jeremy Vuolo, who recently got engaged to Jinger Duggar , and has often been accused of breaking courtship rules, stated: “The major question, where I spent most of my time was ”tell me about how you became a Christian, how you came to the Lord.'” View Slideshow: 13 Things BANNED in the Duggar Family Yeah, we’re pretty sure Jesus was big on judging other people and grilling them about their religious beliefs. Or maybe not. What do we know? Now that we think about it, we’ve never had to take a 50-page test about our religious convictions before. Hmm …
