I know Hailey Clauson may not be as big of a household name as Kate Upton or even Charlotte McKinney , but for my money, she’s probably the hottest, bustiest blonde in the business right now. And clearly the people over at Lexus agree, because they got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie to help model the new Lexus RX. I’ve never been much of a car guy before, but I’ve gotta say, I’d buy this heap of junk in a heartbeat if there’s the option to include Hailey as an add-on. Continue reading →
It's been three days since Rob Kardashian announced his engagement to Blac Chyna, and so far, none of his immediate family members have uttered a peep regarding the news. While three days may not sound like a long time to normal folk, it's an eternity for the social media-obsessed Kardashian/Jenner clan, who are normally very supportive of one another publicly. However, Rob getting engaged to Blac is kind of a bombshell for the fam, given that the entire brood has been at war with the woman for more than a year. In fact, Kris Jenner was so nervous about her daughters' reactions that she took the entire family (sans Rob) on a luxury ski trip to Vail , Colorado, where she could break the news to them gently as her son went public with the announcement. The paparazzi finally caught Kris and daughter Kourtney Kardashian while out shopping in the resort town, and dropped the question we're all dying to know the answer to. “What do you think of Rob getting engaged to Blac Chyna?” asked the pap. “I think you should stop asking me stupid questions,” Kris snapped back. Ooooh. Kris is NOT having it. The thing is, it's a fair question, and not a stupid one at all. Prying, sure, but let's get real. Kris built her entire empire on her family parading their personal lives in front of the cameras. Why would we expect them to suddenly keep mum about this one facet of their lives? In fact, their silence on the matter is speaking volumes. Would a simple congratulatory tweet be too difficult? Watch Kris' snappy comeback below:
If you’re not familiar with Tila Tequila and Azealia Banks, just know that they’re a couple of Z-list a-holes who have committed themselves to making the Internet – and the world – worse for everyone by spewing hateful, racist nonsense on a daily basis. So far this year, Tila has threatened to shoot up a movie theater , posted a photo of her daughter with a Hitler mustache, claimed to be an alien with a robot brain, and started a GoFundMe page so that she can start shopping at Target, because she feels there are too many black people at Wal Mart. Not to be outdone in the bigoted psycho department, Ms. Banks issued an online death threat , encouraged a suicidal fellow artist to kill herself, and called for Sarah Palin to be “gang raped by black men.” Sadly, even though we have the technology, our society has not started equipping people like this with weapons and luring them into a video camera-equipped space shuttle where they can do battle for our amusement while orbiting the Earth at a safe distance. Fortunately, people who are awful in such similar ways will inevitably seek each out and expend their energy being terrible to one another, which is exactly what happened on Twitter today: It all started when Tila spewed some insanity about Banks’ comments about Palin: View Slideshow: Azealia Banks and Her Beefs: Who’s She Shading Now? “@AZEALIABANKS blacks with your mentality DO accept slavery & you continue to endorse it. Bravo genius!” Tequila tweeted. “The purge is real, it’s happening, and many I have returned to deliver messages directly from heaven to humanity of what is coming!” she continued. “@AZEALIABANKS will DEFINITELY NOT be allowed to enter heaven once the purge is over. She has but little time, if any, left 2 get right…The Afircan Americans in heaven where I currently reside would very much disagree with @AZEALIABANKS n–gerish behavior.” Banks is probably one of the only people on the planet who man match Tequila in terms of racially-charged lunacy, and she brought her A-game in response: “I’m not a Christian and I don’t believe in heaven. Furthermore, I don’t remember there being any Asians in the bible,” she tweeted to Tila. “Girl, if you don’t go back the the fortune cookie sweatshop with this mess…Go make me some cat fried rice.” You get the idea – super racist, super awful, super Tila Tequila and Azealia Banks. Someone get these two a reality show ASAP!
Kaley Cuoco makes how much money for The Big Bang Theory ? It’s a boatload. The actress pulls in a cool $1 million per episode – the same amount as co-stars Jim Parsons and Johnny Galecki. The impressive salary is not unheard of for the stars of a number one rated sitcom – in fact, all the Friends main actors made as much, and that was in the 90s. But evidently, Mayim Bialik thinks it’s excessive, particularly compared to her own salary, reports Radar Online . The former Blossom star reportedly earns a paltry $100,000 per episode for playing Amy Fowler on the show and is envious of her co-star’s beefy paycheck. “Kaley is furious at Mayim for trash-talking her earnings,” a source told the site. “She thinks it’s just a case of sour grapes and jealousy.” Last month, Bialik told Daily News that she thinks all of the actors are overpaid, including herself. “I don’t make as much money as people think I do,” she said. “I don’t think about the money a lot. I am an employed actor and we are all overpaid. I am grateful to be employed,” she added. We suspect the story may be overstating Bialik’s actual fury, but it is surprising to hear she earns so little compared to the others while she’s become an integral (and hilarious) part of the show. What do you say, Big Bang execs? How about a little raise for Mayim? We think she’s earned it. View Slideshow: The Big Bang Theory Cast: Before They Were Stars
Derek Jeter wife in training…Hannah Davis is pretty hot…but her vagina may tell a different story….thanks to being Derek Jeter the guy who has had sex with everyone, real random hookers like Vida Guerra…Bridget hall…to Cameron Diaz, Paris Hiltons, and a bunch of other herpes…Athletes…with all their money…and fitness just love that pussy… What better way to get pussy as an Athlete than through Sports Illustrated and what better way to feel legitimate as a model than by fucking an Athlete…with lots of money…who will help her maintain her lifestyle that her rich dad gave her…because like the Hadids…Hannah Davis is a rich kid….a rich kid in Health Magazine, because this is the life of an Athlete wife… The post Hannah Davis for Some Magazine for My Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you don’t read the site, the theme of the day is Bootleg…and Bella Hadid is hilarious to me because she’s bootleg on all levels… Not only is she the bootleg girlfriend to a guy from Canada called The Weeknd, who fucks other girls…I know this for FACT… But she’s also a bootleg model, being the bootleg Hadid sister, who has had plastic surgery thanks to being rich in efforts of making herself seem less bootleg, and brands and magazines are buying into her, because it’s easy to just buy into it and go along with it…. These are pics of her bootleg paparazzi in St Barths, because she’s rich, and calling the paparazzi to take pics of you in a bathing suit is what these fame whores do, it’s part of their PR team’s strategy…but next time she should maximize the white bathing suit’s best feature, it’s ability to be see through…because wet see through bathing suits make anyone, bootleg or not, worth jerking off to… I wouldn’t say I’m not a fan of weird looking girls in bathing suits spending their trust fun to change the world through being vapid modeling bootleg Kardashians…because I like girls in bathing suits even if everything they represent and the way they spend their money is the fucking worst… I wonder if people will ever realize that being rich and having excess money becomes absurd and disgusting at a certain point, it just doesn’t make your life that great no matter how many stupid cars they have. You can make 200,000 dollars a year and still live a decent life. The only good thing about being rich, along with being able to pay your bills, is the hookers that try to fuck you because of it, but everything else is just garbage including the spoiled brat kids you end up having with those hookers that fuck you because your rich…..like Bella Hadid… The post Bella Hadid’s Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her… I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot. You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE… I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring. We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds…. None of this shit matters… The post Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Rohrbach may be in GQ Mexico, but the most important moment in her career is when Leonardo DiCaprio was inside her… I mean not that GQ Mexico has ever been the most important in anyone’s career, it’s some bootleg version of the original GQ, and the original GQ is a magazine that’s probably not that influential anymore thanks to the internet, and they probably buy all kinds of porn traffic like all these other websites do, since advertisers that overpay them don’t know better…but the pics are still hot. You see, I don’t care if a publication is all bullshit, even VICE something the mainstream seems to see as alternative, while the alternative see as “sell outs’…are buying traffic, inflating numbers and running bullshit impressions for advertisers…it’s been a thing since the internet started and even before the internet used to print extra copies to lie about circulation only to incinerate them….so no one knows better…LIES EVERYWHERE… I just care that they waste their money on average at best photoshoots, because boring bikini photoshoots may be boring, but Kelly Rohrbach from the back, is pretty fucking great..even if it’s boring. We’re in a porn generation, she’s a slutty model who fucks A-Listers, she’s just angled her brand in a way that got her in some B-Movie called BAYWATCH…so she could be doing porn in these pics and we’d care for 10 – 15 seconds…. None of this shit matters… The post Kelly Rohrback in GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness…. I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit… Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists. The post Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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