Selena Gomez looks like a typical broken rich kid, Disney Kid, brat having an identity crisis, it happens when you have no childhood, and you’re sold to this terrible vapid and disgusting money grubbing industry, learning that you are a commodity at a young age, and that there is no real value to you or your opinion, just dance monkey dance, get paid…and as long as you perform – you get treated nicely, but not because of who you are or your personality, but because it’s a business model… It’s enough to make a girl get LUPUS, develop a drug addiction, go to REHAB, cancel a tour and fuck big black dick to piss off BIEBER…or whatever it is she was doing when she did that… She’s a hustler, an earner, a coddeled, entited cunt, that gets filled with big black cock…and she seems to have a new face, or some lip injections as these INSTAGRAM people do….not so hot, but porny which works. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She Also Has Nipples….. The post Selena Gomez New Face Who This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears, thanks to her handler parents, didn’t kill herself off and was smart enough or medicated enough or abused enough to stick to what she was doing to bring the cash in, because all the other girls like her, from her era, the bootlegs who were never Britney Spears even though they tried, are off doing other things…like Jessica Simpson’s billion dollar clothing line and Christina Aguilera’s whatever the fuck she does, but none have been as committed to the cause as Britney…probably because they didn’t need to be committed to the cause..their pile of money grew in ways beyond being a dancing monkey, or maybe they didn’t have trashy parents forcing them to continue whatever they were doing…with their song and dance like a circus bear at the traveling carnival they eventually take out back and shoot when he starts to not sell out the circus tent…he’s too expensive to feed… Well, at least she knows her role, but more importantly, at least she’s got some rockin’ tits in her summer dress heading to lunch… I am a fan of all going on here…old lady Spears looking like Young Pam Anderson in this 90s wet dream the later years…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is better..when she’s making lunch…. Here’s her IG pic… The post Britney Spears Does Lunch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sex in the Stairway Charred Body on TV During Highway 5 Accident Snake in a Dash Driver VS Crosswalk Guy VS Ferry Boat Towing of the Day Idiot Tries Drifting Tractor Asshole Human Slaps a Monkey in India….I Hope He Fucking Dies Idiot Drops Cocaine in Court for a Traffic Ticket Man VS Pitbulls – Trying to Save a Jack Russell Just a Dude Robbing a Store The post Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martin Lawrence Proposed To Roberta Moradfar With A $500K Ring Remember when we told you that Martin Lawrence is set to wed his girlfriend of several years Roberta Moradfar ? Well the comedian is apparently so smitten by the nurse practitioner that he dropped a whopping $500,000 on her engagement ring. According to TMZ , Martin worked for months with Iconic Jewels Beverly Hills to create a custom 5-carat emerald cut engagement ring. The customized ring also pays homage to Martin and Roberta’s sweet black love. The band has Martin and Roberta’s initials spelled out in diamonds. As previously reported, this will be his third marriage. He was reviously wed to Shamicka Lawrence from “Hollywood Exes” in 2010, but they split in 2012. Lawrence’s first wife was Patricia Southall (now Smith), a former Miss Virginia USA. They were married from 1995 to 1997. Southall went on to marry NFL pro Emmitt Smith. Congrats to the happy couple! Instagram/Splash News
Pretty Girl Strutting… Just a Dude who Shat Hipself Drunk Driver Hits Barrier Weird Bike Accident Cop Slams Woman to the Ground – Old Man Rescued from Frozen Lake Abused Goat and Monkey Mistress – Gets Stripped The post Balcony Fuck and Other Videos of the Dat appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Are you getting married in 2017, but can’t afford a destination wedding in a tropical climate? Well, just invite Amanda Willis to the reception, and she’ll bring the Florida experience to you! So who is this embodiment of the Sunshine State way of life? Well, prior to this week, she was just a run-of-the-mill Floridian with sun-dappled skin, a bloated liver, and en extensive police record. At the recent wedding of her friend Jennifer Butler, turned all the way up, behaving in a fashion that has witty local news anchors all over the country calling her a maid of dis honor! Zing! The pun was handed to your area Men’s Wearhouse-clad talking head on a silver platter, because Willis was actually the maid of honor at the Charlotte County, Florida nuptials of Jennifer and her new husband, Brian Butler. We imagine the couple came to regret that decision, however, as Amanda’s behavior landed her behind bars for charges including larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation. It all started – as most great stories do – when Amanda downed an entire bottle of Fireball within the first 20 minutes of the reception. Now, the only thing more volatile than a Florida Woman is a Florida Woman with a bellyful of the Satan’s Cinnamon Sauce, and within minutes of polishing sugary liqueur to stun a mule, Amanda was off and running. She began by asking guests for their car keys. When that tactic failed for a number of obvious reasons, she stole the groom’s keys, and proceeded to try and run him over with his own car. Witnesses say Butler was able to stop the vehicle with the emergency brake, but only after being dragged while holding onto the passenger side door for several hundred feet. Other guests helped wrestle Willis back into the building … which went about as well as you would expect: “She went back inside, grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it,” the bride told WBBH TV. The best man reportedly attempted to take the bottle away from Willis, and she responded – how else? – by striking him in the head. Police were called to the scene and were somehow able to take Willis into custody. View Slideshow: Florida Woman: Strange But True Stories Due to the amount of liquor she consumed, they brought Willis to an area hospital, where she proceeded to expose herself to the arresting officers and assault two EMTs, one of whom was elderly. The incident marks Willis’ ninth arrest in Charlotte County. “[Jennifer] had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision,” said best man Robert Templeton. We think you hit the nail on the head with that one, Bob.
Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst… But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on…. They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home… The post Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rashida Jones Tried To Pull A Michael Jackson And Bubbles Wasn’t Having It Rashida Jones made an appearance on Desus & Mero Tuesday and she definitely flexed her Quincy Jones is my dad card , by revealing she was bitten by Michael Jackson’s monkey Bubbles. Via People.com : Recalling the incident to hosts Desus & Mero, she said, “I got attacked. By Bubbles. Bubbles. Michael Jackson…” “You can see still,” she added, pointing to the scar on her hand. ” He was wearing a little full…overall jumpsuit and a striped shirt,” she said. “To pretend he was a human.” “He also looked me dead in my eye. While he was biting me,” she said. “I was trying to punish him because he threw something at me. And I, like, hit him on the head and said, ‘No!’ because I had seen Michael trying to punish him before.” “And he looked me dead in the eye,” she said, before miming the chimpanzee biting her hand. “It was, like, white for ten minutes. It was, like, white and then it was pouring blood.” She added that Bubbles had no regrets about what he did: “He was like, ‘I’m the man,’” she said. Apparently Bubbles has been living at the Center for Great Apes, a sanctuary in Wauchula, Florida, since 2005. RIP MJ WENN/SplashNews
We live in a world where Kylie Jenner topless and riding her sex offender who fucked her at 16 – when he was already a baby daddy – because they are rich but still fucking trash – is a trending topic on social media – because social media is fucking terrible, it is shaping the world and dumbing them down because people fucking love fake news – so much that Mark Zuckerberg has to move in and make statements about fake news – and his fight on fake news – because he is pretending that he isn’t the reason Donald Trump, when Trump himself says that Facebook is the reason he won….yet humans are still using Facebook, while protesting, instead of protesting Facebook for it being the fucking devil… That said, it’s interesting that this puppet, the youngest in the litter – was thrown out to the black men to babysit her while her dad was becoming a woman and her mom was puppet mastering and cashing in – and if you want to see the puppet master in action HERE’S HER MOM HANDLING KENDALL JENNER and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as hand down pants riding your babysitter weirdness going on here…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
