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Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day

Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that much money off bullshit music – is fucking corrupt, evil, and a monster… That said, drug rehab, addict and entitled whiner who will pretend it’s all a disease rather than being accountable for her own issues of being an entitled whiner – Selena Gomez – Lupus survivor so far – and self destructive little monkey…won an award and Taylor Swift, her theoretical enemy, but rather he BFF because they are all in this scamming TOGETHER….make that fucking money, strength in numbers, who fucking knows…but a competitor should never publicly celebrate like this…there’s something going on…don’t trust the rich puppets… That said, Selena Won an AMA and she crawled out of Rehab to get it….incredible, but not at all…FINGERS crossed for Overdose… That said, the AMAs mean nothing…and not just because I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good…..and make you think they are more important than they are – because they give out trophies to each other – despite already winning…. …But because these self hating puppets already won…. The AMAs are the only award show I’ve ever been invited to attend, yes make this about me, it was years ago, but still, that should show you how low grade they are – when they come to DrunkenStepfather with press passes, sure the site was big and more relevant and read, but still that’s fucking ghetto…and you’d think I’d be drawn to all things ghetto based on the girls I fuck…especially when they include me in their fun…but no, that just means they fucking suck… Pile of shit, not an actual award, just a marketing platform. Fuck you AMAs. Here’s Selena Gomez out of rehab winning nonsense… Here are some sluts in attendeance…. Julianne Hough, looking like a crackwhore, which is exactly how Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark’s Host body treated her when they dated – so it all comes full circle… Behati Prinsloo – Adam Levine from Maroon 5’s baby momma and her mom tits are so Music Industry thanks to his very annoying music…so obviously they’d be there… Sports Illustrated model Hannah Davis, who may be the one married to Derek Jeter’s Herpes, but that could be another SI Model, I can’t keep track of these whores – but she wore a see through dress….and it was so classy – like a Disney Princess…. TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Hailee Steinfeld is looking skinny – because she realizes fat is gross – and as a popstar in training – who proves how easy it is to get into the music scene from the acting scene – you can’t be gross…. Nina Dobrev – Cornrows Because She’s into cultural appropriation and mocking slavary….right? Olivia Munn – Weird fucking face counter balanced by tits – for the nerds…she exploited to get famous in the first place – BUT SHE IS SHOWING NIPPLES – BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET NOTICED TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Bella Thorne – Brought it in a bra top looking like a Child Star about to collapse and I fucking love it. Kat Graham in a See Through Outfit – Less Fat than she’s been at her fattest…oh wait that’s Ashley Graham…same shit….chubby sluts trying to get famous…maintain famous…etc… Chrissy Teigen’s Pussy – Not Worthy of a Post of its Own because she’s shameless, disgusting and this pug faced wallet fucking cunt – haggard and vile – has used her attention seeking so aggressively that she’s got on TV like Tila Tequila…when she should just fucking kill herself… TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Manly Muppet faced – overrated rich kid model with a man voice – was the host, god knows why, oh right trying to get young people to watch as they sink into the depths of AMAs don’t matter…GIGI HADID impersonated Melania Trump…. The post Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Race Matters: Sacramento Kings’ Baller Demarcus Cousins Asks “Year Of The Monkey” Shirts Be Removed For Black History Month

Demarcus Cousins Asks That “Year Of The Monkey” Shirts Be Removed To Honor Black History Month The calendar has aligned to bring about an interesting confluence of holiday circumstances. While February is nationally known as Black History Month, it also coincides with Chinese New Year. While normally that isn’t a problem, 2016 has been dubbed “The Year Of The Monkey”. You see where we’re goin’ with this…? The NBA is all about celebrating the diversity of their game, and in that spirit, the Sacramento Kings planned to celebrate both holidays at the same damn time. As a black man Demarcus “Boogie” Cousins wasn’t really feelin’ that. He approached the Kings operations staff prior to the game and asked them to remove the “Year Of The Monkey” t-shirts that were being placed on every seat in the arena. Lunar New Year celebration tonight at Sleep Train Arena. cc: @kfippin pic.twitter.com/P4AzTNuyj3 — James Ham (@James_Ham) February 2, 2016 During his plea, Demarcus asked television analyst Marques Johnson his opinion on celebrating “The Year Of The Monkey” on the first day of Black History Month. Johnson agreed that it was probably in poor taste. Considering the NBA’s recent history with racist azz Roger Sterling and Danny Ferry, the Kings thought it best to not light that match. Bye t-shirts pic.twitter.com/dt9DFxmuJU — Jason Jones (@mr_jasonjones) February 2, 2016 The shirts were removed and all was well. What do you think about Demarcus’ move? Would YOU have been offended by the shirts? Do Chinese folks have a legitimate complaint when it comes to the removal of their cultural celebration? Weigh in down in the comment section! Image via AP

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Michelle Rodriguez in a White Bikini of the Day

I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me… I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to…. But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Crackhead and Other Videos of the Day

Cat Reacts to Packing Tape…Funny Sharks Stalk Kayakers Close Call for a Little Girl Banana Butt Monkey is Some Weirdness

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Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck.. Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes… In 2007: HERE In 2011: HERE bonus MEME and in HERE IN 2012: HERE If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…

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Michelle Rodriguez Lesbian Bikini of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck.. Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes… In 2007: HERE In 2011: HERE bonus MEME and in HERE IN 2012: HERE If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…

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Autumn Glick Popped After Cursing Old Man Out Of Lowes, Throwing Mulch Out Of Their Truck, Then Putting Hands On Them! [Video]

All this because an old man cut you off in line, Glick? NDN

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People Ain’t Isht: A Dozen Razor Blades Found Glued On Playground Equipment At Illinois Park After Injuring Baby

What type of psycho does this to children !? Razor Blades Found Glued On Playground Equipment At Illinois Park Via KWQC reports: Authorities in East Moline say they found around a dozen razor blades glued to playground equipment this afternoon at Millennium Park on Archer Drive in East Moline. Police say a two-year-old child was injured with a cut on his hand. “I’ve seen a lot of things, but not razor blades glued to equipment at a park,” said Lieutenant Brian Foltz, who has been with the East Moline Police Department for almost 20 years. About a dozen razors were found on the monkey bars, a slide and on the ground, all connected with a putty-like substance. He says police responded to Millennium Park at around 12:45 PM. “East Moline parks are safe, but it’s just a bad situation, bad instance where somebody, or maybe a group of kids, I don’t know who did this, but figured this would be a fun prank to do,” he said. The boy’s father treated him at home, and went with police to the park, where they say they found and removed around a dozen razor blades glued onto park equipment with a white, putty-like substance. The evidence remains visible. Parents say they’re surprised to see this kind of vandalism. “It’s something I can look out for now, if ever I’m here,” Ty Langley said. “We just kind of think about them swinging on the swing set or, you know, climbing the monkey bars. Don’t really think about razor blades.” Police say they’re investigating the incident. They went back to Millennium Park at around 5 PM, double-checking the scene. They say they also looked at the rest of East Moline’s parks. “We wanted to check out, just to make sure, and so far, we have not found anything else in any of the parks.” Police say there have been other vandalism-type incidents recently, and are asking neighbors to keep an eye out for anything unusual at area parks. Anyone with any information is asked to contact Crime Stoppers. The kid was taken home and parents treated their cuts. There are no suspects right now. There have been vandalism incidents at the park in the past year but nothing like this. We’ll continue to update as the story developed. WTF?!?!?

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Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram…. Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about… Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows… Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits.. She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation. via Her Instagram

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Sara Malakul Lane Hot on Instagram of the Day

Her name is Sara Malakul Lane …I have a bit of a crush on her. Last night I told her I was going to stalk her and possibly kidnap her at the gym on twitter…today, I stare at her bikini pics on instagram…. Maybe I just like her because she fucks around with me and plays back on my jokes, which is something rare from someone who is always ignored and thus easy to get excited about… Or maybe I am just into half thai girls who were famous at home, but who have made their way back to their native America, to star in in all kinds of movies on netflix that you can jerk off to…because I’m fascinated by asian vagina, especially when it has been raised watching Thai Ping Pong ball shows… Or maybe, I just like her big fucking tits.. She’s exotic, and I would mind if her asshole was my Spring Break vacation. via Her Instagram

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