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Hollywood Ink: Colin Farrell Sucks

Firefighter Story of the Day

So some bitch decided she wanted to work in a man’s job as a fireman and didn’t like what came with the job….which was a boss who made fun of her period, her saggy tits, simulated masturbating and oral sex with the hose and nicknamed his gentials for her…so she did what any useless cunt who can’t take a joke and who figures she might as well ruin a motherfucker’s life while getting herself some kind of settlement so she can retire and ratted him out…. Firemen live in a fucking firehouse for 5 days at a time. They spend 24 hours a day showering together, sleeping together, eating together, working out together and the second you throw pussy in the mix, downtime obviously becomes about the pussy. It’s like that in any aspect of life….if you’re sitting on your couch doing nothing and a bitch walks in, you’re gonna try to bang her or at least talk dirty to her….. So she wanted that life, signed up for that life and turned her back on a brotherhood that goes back generations of brave dudes who save each other’s lives while saving our lives on the daily….and I say that her other co-workers should show her what sexual harrasment charges does to their bond while letting her burn up in the next local fire…. I hate uptight twats more than I hate myself…..

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Seductive Webcam Dance of the Day

I think this bitch is doing the Monster Mash….cuz whatever this is it scares me….but it would be a lot better if done in lingerie or naked…let’s just hope a Part 2 of the shit with some strip will hit…cuz nudity makes all things better…even scary things.

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Brooke Hogan is Still a Useless Pig of the Day

Brooke Hogan is not just a joke, but she’s also a monster like her dad…and maybe that’s why he wants to fuck her…because he sees himself in her…and anyone that tanned and jacked up…probably loves themselves a lot…and wanting his daughter cuz she is the female version of him just makes sense…it’s masturbation….but to the rest of the world..she’s fucking scary…but not as scary as the era when she was on TV or when she was launching her music career…which was a serious fucking joke, so it’s nice to see her gutter ass back on the streets of Florida trashin’ it up like she was destined to do and if she’s lucky, she may get a segment on this season’s Jersey Shore…a serious match made in white trash heaven… I am posting these for old times and new titties. Pics via Bauer

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No Wedding Ring on Jesse James, Either

At least Sandra Bullock got to beat him to the punch. In the latest photos of Jesse James, the Monster Garage man is back at home with his kids after spending some time at a rehab…

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Bret Michaels’ Type Of Brain Hemorrhage Is Survivable

Neurologist explains that first few days after a subarachnoid hemorrhage are critical. By Gil Kaufman Bret Michaels Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage The next few days will be critical to Bret Michaels’ potential recovery from a brain hemorrhage he suffered late Thursday, according to one of the nation’s leading stroke experts. “He had a subarachnoid hemorrhage, which is not the most common type of stroke,” said Dr. Joseph Broderick, a member of the American Academy of Neurology and chair of the University of Cincinnati Neurology Department. Broderick, a specialist in the treatment of acute stroke and the genetics of hemorrhagic stroke, is not treating Michaels and does not have first-hand knowledge of the singer’s case, but said that based on the information made public so far, the case is very serious but could be survivable. (An unnamed source told People that Michaels suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage, or bleeding at the base of the skull, and on Friday, a rep for the singer confirmed that People ‘s report was correct.) “This kind only happens in about 5 percent of cases, where you have bleeding from the artery at the base of the brain, a kind of explosion of blood around the base of the brain, and it can be very serious,” Broderick told MTV News, noting that 30 percent of patients die from this type of injury within the first month. However, many are able to survive and live relatively normal lives afterwards. He said the major risk factors for the kind of stroke that Michaels suffered are smoking and drug use, specifically cocaine, but it is unclear whether Michael is or was a heavy cigarette smoker or cocaine user. As of press time, Michaels, 47, remains in an intensive care unit under 24-hour surveillance, and further testing was planned to find the source of the bleeding, according to his website. The singer is reportedly suffering from slurred speech, blurred vision and dizziness as a result of the hemorrhage, all normal side effects of the traumatic incident according to Broderick. “These are pretty common things you’d see after this type of stroke and it can get worse,” he said about the blurry vision and speech difficulty. “The arteries can go into spasm after four or five days and get worse over the next week or two.” Though those spasms can cause the other, more typical type of stroke, an ischemic one where blood supply to the brain is interrupted by a blocked artery, Broderick said doctors should have a better sense of Michaels’ chance of recovery over the next two weeks or so. “Patients typically die within the first couple of days or a week from this kind of stroke,” he said. Michaels, who was diagnosed with diabetes as a child, had an emergency appendectomy earlier this month, an event he called a “wake-up call to be a little bit more diligent on keeping control of my health” in a blog post. Broderick said it’s not clear if the diabetes could have any relationship to the hemorrhage, but lingering inflammation from the appendectomy could have links to the brain injury. In 10-15 percent of cases, doctors are unable to find the source of the bleeding in cases such as Michaels’, but Broderick said if they do, then cutting it off is relatively straightforward. “If it’s an aneurysm, they cook it or put a clip on it where it comes off the blood vessel and isolate it,” he said. “If you can’t find the cause, then you wait for the effects to wear off and you don’t really do anything but observe.” Share your well wishes for Bret Michaels in the comments below. Related Videos The Poison And Bret Michaels Video Playlist MTV News’ Three To See Related Artists Bret Michaels

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Lady Gaga Sheds ‘So Many Tears’ Over New Tribute Video

‘You make me whole Little Monsters,’ she tweets about ‘Project Gaga 2010.’ By James Montgomery Lady Gaga Photo: Steve Thorne/ Redferns Last month, Lady Gaga took to her Twitter account to express her gratitude for a nine-minute “Happy Birthday” message created by her fans all around the world. “I’ve never cried so hard in 24 years, from pure joy and unconditional love,” she wrote of the YouTube video, conceived and edited by Gaga superfan Ryan James Yezak . “Tears still streaming.” Well, on Monday (April 26) she turned on the waterworks yet again, this time for a fan-made video called “Project Gaga 2010,” which featured her minions — the so-called “Little Monsters” — thanking Gaga “for giving us a voice.” “So many tears, [you] make me whole Little Monsters,” Gaga tweeted . “Without [you], I would have no voice. Thank you.” The clip, posted on Sunday, is the largest fan-made Gaga tribute video to date, featuring 268 Little Monsters from around the world (the U.S., U.K., Germany, New Zealand, Greece, Brazil and Italy, to name just a few spots) decked out in their Gaga-iest getups, holding up personalized signs thanking Gaga for inspiring them, providing them with the courage to be unique and, most of all, giving them a voice. “We have come here today to thank you, Mother Monster, for giving all of us a voice,” a voice-over at the beginning of the video states. “We thank you and salute you … for you have made us all free bitches, baby. Hail the Queen of Monsters. So far, the video has been viewed more than 35,000 times and early Monday morning the creators of the clip took to their Twitter account to thank Gaga once again — and share the love with the Little Monsters who helped make the project possible in the first place. “We did this video all together, like true monsters do,” the wrote. “We must have all had an amazing Mother Monster, Lady Gaga.” What do you think of the latest Lady Gaga tribute video? Let us know in the comments below! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Lady Gaga Related Photos Lady Gaga Wows In Tokyo The Evolution Of: Lady Gaga Related Artists Lady Gaga

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Renee Zellweger is Not Human of the Day

It is always a mystery to me when I see ugly women trying to be sexy. It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like do they not own fucking mirrors in their house, or are they just that delusional that they think it’s okay to not leave their house wearing a fucking mask….but instead wear some sheer bullshit like she’s got a pussy we would want to fuck…but not as big of a mystery as the fact this monster gets fucking jobs in the entertainment industry, and I’m not talking jobs playing they weird inbred neighbor, or the alien coming to eat our babies, but as a leading lady and there’s really something wrong with that… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster… Pics via Fame

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Khloe Kardashian is a Monster on the Beach of the Day

The good thing about Khloe Kardashian is that she knows she’s a fucking beast of a woman that no one has ever really jerked off to. That’s why she was the first to volunteer for the staged marriage with the guy she ended up marriying for her Kardashian show. You know, to feel what getting married is like because her whole life she knew there was no hope for her because she’s a fucking monster…..that’s why she hires hot pussy to walk around in a bikini on the beach with her to promote whatever bullshit she is promoting, because her in a bikini is not really something people run up to, but more something people run the fuck away from….. Pics via Fame

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