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Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Worst Escort of the Day

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed…. She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up. They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked…. You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience…. Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked…. So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise….. Pics via Fame

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Lady Gaga Plays Triumphant Homecoming Show At Madison Square Garden

‘Without New York, I would not exist,’ Gaga tells NYC fans Tuesday night. By Maura Johnston Lady Gaga performs in concert (file) Photo: Getty Images Before her hometown headlining debut at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night (July 6), Lady Gaga tweeted a photo of herself standing in front of the New York arena’s marquee. The photo had no commentary except for the tag “#madisonsquaregaga,” and indeed, it seemed like she was on the verge of taking over the arena in the hours before she took the stage. Some fans were dressed as characters from her videos — the Diet Coke curlers from the “Telephone” clip were particularly popular — while others took her glammed-up aesthetic to the hilt, with glitter, elaborate eye makeup and giant hair bows ruling the night. The fashion statements were all the more impressive given the weather in New York, where temperatures soared past the 100-degree mark on Tuesday. Gaga’s Tuesday night concert was the first of three Monster Ball shows taking place this week in New York, which serves as the setting for the elaborately staged concert. During the course of her show, Gaga and her dancers veered all over the city, from the Lower East Side to the F train to Central Park. But it was obvious that Gaga was very aware that the fantasy world she’d created had been set up inside the arena where, as the young Stefani Germanotta, she took in quite a few performances by music’s biggest stars. “My name is Lady Gaga and I used to sit right over there, way far in the back and way up top,” she said at one point during the evening. She then reeled off a list of artists she’d seen during her past visits to the Garden — Madonna, Cher, the Rolling Stones, Elton John, Kiss. “I used to stare at this side of the room, and I used to think, ‘I’m gonna be up there,’ ” she continued. “Every second you watch me on this stage,” she told the crowd, “you remember, I was sitting where you are.” Later in the show, she dedicated a wrenching performance of “Speechless” to her father, who was in the audience. She recalled the days of him helping her carry a piano down four flights of stairs so she could bring it to shows in the early part of her career and said, while pitched over the piano, “Of all the drunk men in my life, Dad, you’re my favorite.” “Without New York, I would not exist,” Gaga then declared. “But I also would not exist without my friends,” she added, and after a lengthy rundown of the challenges she’d faced with the help of her pals she dedicated her new song “You and I” to them. Her performance of the rock-tinged track was full of passion, stretching into a near-epic where she pounded away on the piano. The obvious nods to New York sprinkled into the evening — both within the show and timed to tonight’s setting — only seemed to energize the crowd, and Gaga fed off the adulation. By the time the night came to a close, there was a triumphant feeling in the air. “We did it, little monsters,” she told the crowd after the night’s closing number, “Bad Romance.” “We made it to the Monster Ball! We made it to Madison Square Garden. “Thank you for making my dream come true,” she continued. “I love you so much.” What do you think of the Monster Ball Tour? Leave your reactions in the comments! Related Photos The Evolution Of: Lady Gaga Related Artists Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga Fans Want Nicki Minaj, Marilyn Manson Duets On Next Album

But some fans hope she flies solo: ‘I want to see her work with no one but herself right now, because Gaga’s Gaga.’ By James Montgomery Lady Gaga Photo: Matt Harper/ MTV News These days, Lady Gaga will tell anyone who will listen that her new album is 100 percent finished, but that she won’t be putting it out until next year. In fact, earlier this week at the kickoff of the North American leg of her Monster Ball Tour in Montreal , she told her “little monsters” that she’s been listening to the new songs before taking the stage, and that she’s simply dying to let her fans hear them. Of course, she followed that statement up by unveiling “You and I,” a song that had leaked to YouTube a few days earlier, which only further whetted fans’ appetites. With so much brand-new Lady Gaga music so tantalizingly close to being released, we decided to ask LG’s fans what they’re expecting to hear on the album — and who, if anyone, they would like to see their Mother Monster collaborate with on the record. We heard a whole lot of the usual suspects — Britney Spears, Katy Perry (though we sort of doubt that will happen anytime soon ), Madonna, etc. — but the fans in Montreal also had some rather, uh, less-than-traditional suggestions, some of which would be positively amazing if they every came to fruition. “I would like to see Marilyn Manson with her,” Nicholas Vansorto said. “She has made a remix with him , but I would like to hear a song with Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga. It would be amazing.” “Nicki Minaj!” Shareejah Daley suggested. “Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga would be crazy.” Of course, there are still those out there who think that Gaga’s at her best when she’s flying solo — and that’s exactly what they want to hear on her new album. “I know she’s not going to work with anybody — she’s not going to do any duets,” Genevieve Plante said. “I would like if she would continue on the way of ‘Telephone,’ or ‘Dance in the Dark,’ ‘Bad Romance,’ I would love that.” “I want to see her work with no one but herself right now, because Gaga’s Gaga,” Danik Renaud added. “So there shouldn’t be anyone [else] — other than Beyonc

Ne-Yo’s ‘Beautiful Monster’ Video: Watch A Sneak Peek!

Black-leather-clad dancers, sexy ladies take over nightclub in first look at clip for synth-heavy track. By Jayson Rodriguez, with reporting by Victor Barreiro Ne-Yo on the set of his music video for “Beautiful Monster” Photo: MTV News Father-to-be Ne-Yo filmed the video for his new single, “Beautiful Monster,” earlier this week in Los Angeles and the Grammy-winning singer said the clip is just the first in a visual story he plans to tell on his next album. ” ‘Beautiful Monster,’ in a nutshell, represents the love interest/ archnemesis in the story [of] Libra Scale, which the entire album is based off of,” the singer told MTV News. “She’s a monster, beautiful monster/ Beautiful monster, but I don’t mind,” he sings on the song’s chorus. “And I need her, said I need her/ Beautiful monster, but I don’t mind/ No, I don’t mind.” The synth-heavy number is the lead offering from Ne-Yo’s upcoming set , one he promised us earlier this year would be “a little bit different.” And the sound of “Beautiful Monster” is certainly long on overseas influences. When it came time to shoot a clip for the song, Ne-Yo admitted he usually accepts the treatments his directors come up with. But this time, the Def Jam star stretched, crafting a concept on his own, a career first. Going forward, the singer explained, each video will connect to the overall story he wants to tell through his fourth solo LP, the follow-up to 2008’s Year of the Gentleman. ” ‘Beautiful Monster’ is one piece of a very long and intricate story,” Ne-Yo revealed. “When you see the first video, make sure that you’re paying attention because all of the videos tell a story. So pay attention — you don’t want to miss nothing.” What did you think of the “Beautiful Monster” sneak peek? Let us know, and we might air your comments Friday night on MTV!

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Lady Gaga Fans Show Their Love, Get Engaged At Monster Ball Kickoff

Montreal’s little monsters say Gaga’s speaking moments are as important as her over-the-top musical performances. By James Montgomery Lady Gaga performs in Montreal on Monday Photo: Matt Harper/ MTV News MONTREAL — They wore leather and lace, stiletto heels, studded jackets, crowns and Diet Coke-can curlers . Two of them even got engaged. Yes, Lady Gaga’s little monsters were out in full force on Monday night at the Bell Centre, for the kickoff of the latest North American leg of her Monster Ball Tour . And in a show of dedication that’s practically unparalleled in pop music today, they got there early, waited in lines that stretched all the way down the Avenue Des Canadiens-de-Montreal and around the Rue de la Montagne (trust us, that’s far), braved brutal winds and some genuinely ominous thunderclaps … all in the name of Gaga. And after the show was over — after two-plus hours, not to mention all the time they had spent waiting just to get inside the Bell Centre, was it all worth it? “Absolutely. It was the most emotional night of my life,” said Melissa Sassone, wearing a pair of signature Gaga shades. “When she was speaking to the crowd, she touched us all. We know her, we feel her, we know what she’s been through, we’ve all been through it. So when she’s speaking to the crowd, we all feel it. It was beautiful, inspirational. My life began tonight.” “I love her, and she does everything that I want to do. My favorite moment was ‘Alejandro,’ ” Gaga fan Michael Perry added. “The costume changes were great. The whole show was so great. It was like the ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ Judy Garland all over again. It was the best thing I’ve ever been to.” And while some monsters loved the fashion, the attitude and the songs (set-closer “Bad Romance” was a particular fave), most said the best parts of Gaga’s performance were the moments when she simply spoke to the crowd. “She was just so beautiful … and she said things that were so touching. She said it doesn’t matter who you are, just be yourself,” Catherine Dupressoir said. “She makes me feel free. I feel like I could do anything I want to.” “It made me cry the whole time,” Dupressoir’s friend, Olivia Bellemara added. “She’s so inspirational. She’s my idol. If I could meet her, I would cry in her arms.” Of course, for others — like 11-year-old Gabriella Bagnoli, who got tickets to the concert as a conformation gift from her godmother (who also accompanied her to the show) — the reasons for loving Gaga’s performance were a bit simpler. “Yeah, it was amazing. Lady Gaga was so extraordinary. I like when she the turns and dances,” Bagnoli beamed. “I like her fashion styles and the way she sings. She has a good voice and attitude, too. She inspires me.” Bagnoli’s 7-year-old sister, Olivia, liked “the big ball” Gaga donned for “Bad Romance.” And speaking of romance, it was alive and well at the Bell Centre, thanks mostly to David Hopps, who raised the bar for Gaga fans everywhere when he proposed to his girlfriend, Jenny Smith, during the show. “I had no idea!” Smith said afterward, showing off her brand-new engagement ring. “I was really obsessed with her, and he had no choice but to be obsessed with her too. He bought me these tickets as a pre-birthday present, and then he proposed to me during ‘Love Game.’ ” “I was pretty nervous,” Hopps laughed. “I really, honestly thought she’d say no, because she’s way too pretty for me.” Do you plan on seeing Lady Gaga during this leg of the Monster Ball Tour? What are you going to wear? Talk about it in the comments. Related Photos Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball Debuts In Montreal Related Artists Lady Gaga

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Hayden Panettiere Takes Her Giant For A Walk

Here’s hot little person Hayden Panettiere taking her pet giant for a walk the other day, I’d hate to see the size of the pooper scooper she’s going to need for this monster. Anyhow, I’m not sure I’m sold on her short little haircut, luckily she’s wearing a nice pair of short shorts so I don’t really have to think too much about it. the girl is just cute, there’s no two ways about it, so now that her show has been tanked hopefully she’ll be able to find some work. There are always after school specials to fall back on. more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here

Are you a LOST fan? What did you think of last night’s big finale?

For a large chunk of Americans last night was a big, big night. After six long seasons ABC's run-away mystery hit “LOST” finally came to an end. And with promos promising “I'll you everything” this episode carried a lot of expectations on its shoulders. Are you a LOST fan? How did you think this episode did at tying up all the loose ends? Did you leave the island satisfied? From the LA Times review: “'The End' chose not to tie up loose ends or make the mythology entirely make sense. It decided not to make more specific just why the Monster couldn't leave the Island or why the Island had to exist for the rest of the world to go on as it is (at least, that's how I'm interpreting the idea that the Island's heart going out would mean the end of everything). It probably figured that vague notions in these regards were all we needed.” http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/05/lost-if-you-come-with-me-ill… added by: afitzgerald

Jesse James: "I Think I Wanted to Get Caught"

Desperately seeking New Orleans orphan for sympathetic photo op. More sneak peeks of Jesse James’ Nightline interview have surfaced—and the Monster Garage host still seems to…

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What Is ‘Lost’ All About, Anyway?

‘Lost’ star Michael Emerson and MTV News try to make sense of mysterious plot before series finale on Sunday. By Josh Wigler Cast of “Lost” Photo: ABC “Lost” is not simply about a plane crashing on a mysterious island. It cannot be classified as pure science fiction or jungle adventure or any other number of genres. There are numerous philosophical issues at the core of “Lost,” but distilling the series into one idea isn’t just a daunting task — it’s a virtually impossible one. But that won’t stop Michael Emerson, who plays the eerie Benjamin Linus on the hit series, from trying. “On the surface, ‘Lost’ seems to be a universal survival adventure,” Emerson explained of the concept in a message recorded for MTV News. “But as it goes along, it becomes revealed to be much more than that: a science-fiction and time-travel drama; an allegory of sin and redemption and past lives and hope for the future. “It’s a lot,” he ultimately conceded. We’ll try to clarify his explanation with some additional details. The series debuted in 2004 with a simple premise: Oceanic Flight 815 crashes on a tropical island with a handful of passengers miraculously surviving the accident. But this is no ordinary island: in addition to the expected wild boar and exotic birds, there are polar bears, an indigenous group called the Others and an ancient monster made out of black smoke. Our heroes are tasked with facing down these forces, while struggling to survive and find a way off the island. But when a lucky few finally manage to escape, it becomes apparent that these men and women were never supposed to leave. They were always destined to carry out a higher purpose in this jungle of mystery. As the show progressed and the mysteries deepened, “Lost” kept itself grounded through a compelling cast of characters: Jack, a heroic doctor with an obsessive need to fix everything; Kate, a fugitive with nowhere left to run; Sawyer, a conman hiding the heart of a hero; Hurley, an overweight multimillionaire with an unlucky curse; Sayid, an Iraqi torturer looking to put the past behind him; Jin and Sun Kwon, a married couple with trust issues; Claire, a pregnant woman unsure about becoming a mother; and Locke, a paraplegic whose spine is healed by the island, leading him to believe that he and his fellow survivors were always meant to be here — an assertion that Jack initially rejects. But Jack began to view the island from Locke’s perspective once it was revealed that the enigmatic Jacob brought the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 to the island — the skeptical Jack included — in an effort to find his successor as the island’s ruler. Before he could finalize his replacement, Jacob was murdered by Ben, the disenfranchised former leader of the Others who felt neglected by Jacob. Ben carried out the deed at the request of the vicious smoke monster, which is actually Jacob’s brother and eternal nemesis posing as a deceased John Locke. With Jacob dead, the monster simply needed to kill his brother’s remaining candidates, which would allow him to finally leave the island and explore the outside world. In addition to the already-dead Locke, the monster succeeded in killing half of these candidates: Sun, Jin and Sayid. A ghostly Jacob was able to reach out to the rest of candidates to warn them of what was at stake: If the smoke monster is allowed to leave the island, the outside world would succumb to his might. Furthermore, the monster should be prevented at any cost from gaining access to a sacred light at the heart of the island. In order to protect this light, one of Jacob’s candidates needed to volunteer to take up the mantle as guardian of the island. Jack volunteered for the position and was given instructions on where to find the light before the monster could get to it. But the monster currently has his sights set on something else: Desmond Hume, a tragic hero with a unique relationship to the space-time continuum as a result of exposure to electromagnetic energy — an energy that permeates the island’s all-important light. With Desmond’s help, the monster believes, not only can he leave the island, but he can destroy it too. The rub is that Desmond’s whereabouts are unknown. Last seen trapped in a well, he’s apparently escaped since then. Desmond’s ability to destroy the island might have something to do with his knowledge of a sideways universe where Oceanic Flight 815 never crashed and landed safely in Los Angeles. He is one of few people in this sideways universe who remembers his time on the island, something that he’s hoping to fix. As the finale looms, Desmond’s mission to awaken our heroes’ sideways selves remains an mysterious factor in the show’s end game. Indeed, there are countless characters, organizations and enigmatic entities that could have a huge impact on how “Lost” concludes. With so many questions still dangling unanswered, there’s really only one certainty at this point: On Sunday night, this confounding, occasionally frustrating and enormously entertaining journey will finally reach its end. How do you hope “Lost” will end on Sunday? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos Counting Down To The ‘Lost’ Finale! Related Photos Spin-Offs For The Characters Of ‘Lost’

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‘Lost’ Cheat Sheet: Everything You Need To Know Before The Finale

Haven’t been keeping up with the survivors of Oceanic 815? Catch up here. By Josh Wigler The cast of “Lost” Photo: ABC With its dense mythology and complicated character arcs, “Lost” doesn’t make it easy for the uninitiated to grasp the show’s high concepts, particularly this late in the game. But if you’re interested in catching the series finale on Sunday, even if you haven’t seen one episode, worry not — here’s everything you need to know about “Lost,” leading to the final hour. “Lost” opened with a simple premise: The passengers of Oceanic Flight 815 survive a horrific plane crash and find a new home on a mysterious tropical island. Things took a turn for the bizarre with the introduction of a polar bear, a wisp of black smoke known only as the monster, an 18th-century slave ship called the Black Rock and a secretive sect of island natives known as the Others, among other oddities. But “Lost” found its heart through the plane crash survivors: Jack, a heroic doctor with an obsessive need to fix everything; Kate, a fugitive with nowhere left to run; Sawyer, a conman hiding the heart of a hero; Hurley, an overweight multi-millionaire with an unlucky curse; Sayid, an Iraqi torturer looking to put the past behind him; Jin and Sun Kwon, a married couple with trust issues; Claire, a pregnant woman unsure about becoming a mother; and Locke, a paraplegic whose spine is healed by the island, leading him to believe that he and his fellow survivors were always meant to be here — an assertion that Jack initially rejects. Over the years, new characters joined the cast — Benjamin, the deceptive leader of the Others; Juliet, an Other who ultimately falls for Sawyer; Desmond, a romantic hero with a unique relationship to the space-time continuum; Daniel Farraday, a physicist who actually understands the space-time continuum; Miles, a mercenary who can communicate with the dead; and Richard Alpert, an ageless man who serves as the emissary to Jacob, the centuries-old all-powerful ruler of the island. It’s ultimately revealed that Jacob summoned our heroes to the island in order to find his eventual replacement as a leader: either Locke, Hurley, Sawyer, Sayid, Jack or one of the Kwons. But Jacob has a nemesis in the form of the smoke monster, a shape-shifting entity that can impersonate dead bodies. Jacob, who just so happens to be the monster’s brother, has imprisoned him on the island, and it appears that he can’t leave until Jacob and the candidates are all dead. Getting to the candidates isn’t easy, as a group of survivors (Jack, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Sun and Claire’s baby, Aaron) managed to leave the island, while the remaining castaways were thrust backwards in time to the days of the DHARMA Initiative, a group of ’70s-era scientists researching the island’s secrets. Locke too left the island to convince Jack and the others to return, but he was unsuccessful and subsequently murdered by an escaped Ben. Ben used Locke’s death to galvanize a broken and suddenly faith-driven Jack into bringing his friends (and Locke’s corpse) back to the island. Some of the survivors traveled back to the DHARMA days as a result, while Ben and Locke’s body landed in present day. There, the monster assumed Locke’s identity and fooled a shell-shocked Ben into killing Jacob. With Jacob dead and one candidate down, the monster’s plan was in full effect. Meanwhile, Jack believed he found his purpose on the island: to detonate a nuclear bomb, as blowing up the island in 1977 would prevent Oceanic 815 from crashing in 2004. The plan backfired, killing Juliet — Sawyer’s girlfriend at the time — and returning the survivors to the present day island. But it appears that the bomb’s detonation worked to a degree by fracturing the space-time continuum and creating a sideways universe where Oceanic 815 landed safely in Los Angeles. In this world, near-death experiences and true love have unlocked certain characters’ memories of life on the island. At the moment, a self-aware Desmond is guiding characters in both universes towards an unknown goal. With the candidates back in the present, the monster (in Locke’s form) tried to convince them all to leave the island with him. After multiple failed attempts, he successfully lured Jack and the others into a submarine and planted a bomb in Jack’s backpack. Sayid sacrificed his life trying to take the brunt of the explosion, but Jin and Sun (and probably pilot Frank Lapidus, who was knocked out by the explosion) drowned in the sinking sub as the rest escaped. Now, it’s up to Jack and his surviving allies to defeat the monster and prevent further catastrophe. But questions remain — what happens if the monster leaves? Who will replace Jacob as the island’s leader? What is the significance of the sideways universe? With only three and a half hours remaining before the final curtain call, not even the most devout of fans can predict how “Lost” will end. Head over to the MTV Movies Blog to vote for the “Lost” Awards from now through the finale. Related Photos Spin-Offs For The Characters Of ‘Lost’

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