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Taryn Manning is Beautiful of the Day

They say a picture says 1000 words, so why the fuck do you need me here running my mouth off via my magical typing fingers…There is just so much amazing about these pictures…So many interesting fantasies it taps into that you can figure out for yourself you lazy fuck…. Taryn Manning is my facebook friend and I don’t want anything to get between us….especially jokes about using her to inspire fucking homelessness, fucking drug addiction, fucking recovering prostitutes, fucking hasbeens or fucking the monster under your bed you were scared of as a kid who decided to PG-13 that fear cuz that would just work against my master plan of seducing her cuz it’s safe to say that despite these beautiful pictures and how gutter they look and probably smell while live, she’s an upgrade from where I’m at right now…she is the beacon of hope of a better tomorrow…if I play things right…If you know what I mean…. I guess what it comes down to is that no one cares about Taryn Manning but me…and maybe her drug dealer….but he doesn’t count.

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David Hasselhoff to Replace Simon Cowell on Britain’s Got Talent

The Hoff is taking off. David Hasselhoff, who was let go from America’s Got Talent last season in favor of Howie Mandell, has signed on to replace Simon Cowell on the British version of this reality competition. “David is super excited about the move [to England],” an insider tells Pop Eater. “He’s in London over the holidays going theater and looking at apartments for when he moves full-time early next year.” Things are looking good for Hasselhoff these days, as his family’s reality show premiered on A&E last week. “It’s a brand-new start for David and he couldn’t be more exited,” says a friend. “His new reality show is bound to be a hit and now he is returning to TV in the show that found Susan Boyle . What could be bigger than that?” Nothing. Absolutely nothing could be bigger than that.

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First "Monster" Listen: Michael Jackson & 50 Cent!

A new track from Michael Jackson’s posthumous, forthcoming album has just leaked. This time, the late King of Pop teams up with 50 Cent on a “Monster” track. Only literally. That’s the name of the song, which is actually mediocre. At least in our opinion. The first two releases, ” Breaking News ” and ” Hold My Hand ” (featuring Akon) are superior. You tell us, though, after listening here: Michael Jackson Feat. 50 Cent: Monster What do you think of MJ and 50’s “Monster”?

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Katy Perry’s Tits do Sesame Street of the Day

I fucking hate Katy Perry, but she brought her tits to Sesame Street where she chased Elmo around cuz even muppets are scared of her monster-lookin face…. She irritates me on all fucking levels, but I just wish the same laws about exposing penis to kids applied to showing off your tits to the kids of the world….so that her and her sloppy body and annoying face land in jail so she can stop irritating us with her bad music and stupid bullshit act….Her ruining the youth has got to be some kind of crime…. On a sad note, Russell Brand was arrested for defending her honor for beating an immigrant paparazzi who took pictures up her skirt….but that’s not the sad part, the sad part is that she didn’t die in the cross fire….

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Lindsay Wixson is a Freak for Purple Magazine of the Day

I always wonder about the model/fashion world. Actually, I never do, but when shit like this comes into my inbox, I gotta step back and wonder what the fuck is going on. Are they trying to get the most obscure looking tall and skinny bitches because they’ve exhausted actual hot girls. Are they trying to be ironic and give girls with birth defects a chance, like the time I fucked an amputee. Is this bitch actually considered to be a natural beauty. Or is the shit run by drugged up faggots who think this monster looks like a fucking cartoon because she does…and that makes their boring photoshoot artistic….either way…it’s freaking me the fuck out…I didn’t know people looked like this…and I was happier that way…unless she’s just making stupid faces…and doesn’t actually need an oral surgeon and plastic surgeon…but does need to get more naked…cuz genetically weird or not…I still wanna see her tits.

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Lady Gaga Thanks Fans For Twitter Crown

The singer shouts out her fans for making her the most-followed tweeter. By Mawuse Ziegbe Lady Gaga Photo: Derek Storm/ Splash News Lady Gaga’s millions of fans have another title to call their Mother Monster: Queen of Twitter. After steadily gaining on Britney Spears, who until recently was the most-followed user on the social-networking site, Gaga surpassed her fellow pop supernova over the weekend by landing over 5.7 million followers. At press time, Gaga’s Twitter army clocked in at 5,726,168 deep, besting Brit, who had 5,696,275 followers. Just days ago, the chart-toppers were neck-and-neck, with Spears boasting 5,646,028 Twitter peeps to Gaga’s 5,635,460. When Gaga learned she had dethroned Spears, she took to the Internet to thank the people who made it all possible: her fans. In a video posted online, Gaga doles out heaps of “monster” love to her followers for solidifying her digital dominance. Sporting a lace headpiece adorned with a sequined Twitter logo and an ornamental Gaga-fied version of the site’s familiar bird symbol, the singer addressed her nearly 6 million followers. “Hello world, this is Lady Gaga, queen of Twitter,” said the singer, with a flourish of an illuminated scepter and a sprinkle of glitter; a move that was part-Elizabethan royalty and part-Glinda the Good Witch. “I wanted to thank all my beautiful little monsters for following me. Thank you for beginning my reign as Twitter queen.” The singer then wished her Twitter-dom only the most enjoyable of experiences when logging onto the micro-blogging site. “May you always have soft cuticles while tweeting,” Gaga said wistfully. “May you never have carpal tunnel.” The “Alejandro” singer, who filmed the clip backstage at her Monster Ball Tour stop in Tacoma, Washington, promised to keep the Twitter nonsense to a minimum. “I vow never to partake in celebrity online shenanigans,” Gaga said. “And I vow to always tweet and tweet again.” Before signing off, Gaga left her legions of viral fans with a few words of encouragement. “Just remember that I love you,” Gaga said. “And love you yourself. Because little monsters, you were born that way, baby. I love you Twitter. See you at the Monster Ball.” Related Photos The Evolution Of: Lady Gaga Related Artists Lady Gaga Britney Spears

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Semi Precious Weapons Tweet-N-Greet With Fans Before Lady Gaga Tour

One lucky fan, who traveled all the way from Australia, got two free tickets for their SPW devotion. By Matt Elias Semi Precious Weapons’ Justin Tranter Photo: MTV News LOS ANGELES — Semi Precious Weapons are known for their unabashed stage presence, flamboyant wardrobe and, maybe most of all, undying love for their fans. So when Lady Gaga’s opening act hit Los Angeles for the Monster Ball Tour , the band invited MTV News along to witness firsthand a pre-show tweet-n-greet, with a very precious prize at the end. SPW frontman Justin Tranter explained how it all goes down: “Every single day, we announce where we’re going to have our Semi Precious Street Corner. So we show up somewhere every day to give away two tickets, free tickets, to the Monster Ball.” By the time the band tweeted their location from backstage and walked across the street from the Staples Center, 30 die-hard fans were already lined up. What followed was an energetic, impromptu trivia game to award tickets to the Weapons’ biggest fan. Once they arrived, Tranter took command of the crowd to narrow down three finalists. “What is the fourth song on our album?” Tranter asked. ” ‘Statues of Ourselves,’ ” finalist #1 answered. Tranter continued: “Finish the sentence: ‘Rock and roll never looked so … ‘ ” “Beautiful!” screamed finalist #2. “Last question: What is his name?” Tranter asked, while pointing at the band’s bassist. “Cole!” finalist #3 shouted. With the lightning round over, Tranter had one more declaration before he picked the lucky fan. “Now, listen, you can’t hate me if you don’t win tickets, because I love you all, I love you all — but one of you is going to get two tickets,” Tranter said. “OK, this last part gets really fancy. Are you ready?” He then broke into the playground-worthy selection method “eeny, meeny, miny, moe,” landing on a tearful super-fan who traveled all the way from Australia. How would you have done on SPW’s trivia test? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Semi Precious Weapons Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga Gets Epic, The Strokes Shrug It Off: Friday At Lollapalooza

The Strokes offer a low-key alternative to Gaga’s over-the-top theatrics at Chicago fest’s first day. Lady Gaga perfoms at Lollapalooza on Friday Photo: Sam Hendrick/MTV News CHICAGO — For 19 years now (off and on), the basic theme of Lollapalooza has always seemed to be that there was no theme, that Perry Farrell could take as many incongruous bands as he wanted, throw them all on a bill, and let the chips fall where they may. And by that standard, Lollapalooza 2010 is shaping up to be a real classic. Because for every streamlined, pneumonic tune by Devo on Friday (August 6), there was an equally rusted-out, hairy one by the Black Keys. For every smooth, soulful moment by Raphael Saadiq, there was a spastic, shameless one by Foxy Shazam. It was basically opposite day. And that was perhaps best exemplified-and amplified-by the night’s headliners, Lady Gaga and the Strokes, who duked it out across Grant Park with sets that were as drastically different as they could possibly be. While Gaga filled the Chicago night with strobes and searchlights, fireworks and flames, about as inspired as the Strokes got with their production was projecting a game of “Pong” on the screen during “Someday.” Gaga talked long and loud, with messages of inspiration and pride, while Julian Casablancas barely spoke at all, and when he did, it was just to mutter something like Jeff Spicoli or Mitch Hedberg (“Yeah . what is up? “). Needless to say, it made for a pretty interesting-and entertaining-opening night face off. Lady Gaga was definitely the overwhelming favorite. All day, though there were plenty of other acts on the bill, the buzz on the ground surrounded mainly one of them: her. Fans walked around the grounds in homemade T-shirts, face paint and various accessories in devotion to the star, and the crowd in front of the stage where she performed swelled early in the afternoon in anticipation of her set. And the hardcores — especially those who sat in front of the stage all day waiting for Mother Monster to kick off her show — were not left disappointed. Gaga (who, earlier in the day, dropped in during a set by her friends the Semi Precious Weapons ) brought a truncated version of her Monster Ball tour to Lollapalooza, retaining some of the narrative elements but dropping some of the bigger set pieces. But she filled in the blanks with a handful of special moments, included an extended run through her me-and-a-piano tunes “Speechless” and “You and I,” both of which saw her talk extensively to the crowd about the origins of the songs and her message of freedom, individualism and ultimate self-expression. There was also a visit from Lady Starlight, her former collaborator who actually performed with Gaga when she was last on a Lollapalooza stage in 2007. The pair came out and danced a choreographed routine to Metallica’s “Metal Militia,” which provided an entertaining if slightly surreal halfway point to the show. And by the time Gaga finished up her set with the pounding, anthemic “Bad Romance,” the estimated 80,000 people gathered were pretty well danced out, and they wandered out of Grant Park in a euphoric haze. Meanwhile, across the park, the Strokes took the opposite tact, seemingly going out of their way to provide an alternative to Gaga’s polished professionalism. They wandered on stage some 15 minutes late-to the strains of Queen’s “We Will Rock You”-joined eventually by Casablancas, who strolled to the mic dressed in a studded leather jacket (and a bizarre patch of green dye in his tossled mane) and blew into the opening lines of “New York City Cops.” And over the two-ish hours, Casablancas and his mates proved that, during their near three-year hiatus, they’d actually turned into a really great Ramones tribute act (except for the fiery solos by guitarist Nick Valensi), with each successive song plowing along with gleeful disregard for precision and an increased focus on excessive volume . “What Ever Happened” was extra skuzzy, “The Modern Age” chugged along like a rusty engine, and “Vision Of Division” got louder and louder, until it boiled over into a feed-back powered freak out. In that same vein, Casablancas has somehow morphed into a combination of Joey Ramone and Liam Gallagher, professionally disheveled (and disinterested) yet still cocksure and swaggering. One minute, he’d be draped over the mic, pouring his voice into the thing, and the next, he’d be standing with his back turned to the crowd, nodding confidently, seemingly somewhere else entirely (somewhere nice.) He’d mumble an extended thank you to the audience, then crack a joke about Lollapalooza being a “land of dreams. Where Nirvana and Pearl Jam played their sh-” (and in true above-it-all fashion, only half of that statement was actually correct.) And yet, in all that, and despite not trying all that hard, the Strokes still pulled it off. The songs had power and punch. Valensi’s solos were highlights. Albert Hammond Jr’s rapid-fire chugging, too. And Casablancas was a boorishly charming ringmaster. They seem to be a better-if not happier-band than they were in 2007. It’s good to have them back with us. They might not have won the night, but at least they’re (sorta) trying once again. Because, make no mistake about it, they were still great. Maybe the second-greatest band on Friday at Lollapalooza. They just weren’t Gaga. Lollapalooza 2010 is happening now — make sure to check out MTV News’ Lollapalooza Live , streaming Saturday and Sunday at 5 p.m., right here on MTV.com. And follow all of Lollapalooza on the MTV Newsroom blog . Related Videos Lollapalooza 2010 Heats Up Chicago! Related Photos Lady Gaga Heats Up Lollapalooza 2010 Related Artists Lady Gaga The Strokes

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Ne-Yo Debuts ‘Beautiful Monster,’ ‘Champagne Life’ Videos

The singer takes on superhero powers in two new clips from his upcoming Libra Scale. By Jayson Rodriguez Ne-Yo on the set of his music video “Beautiful Monster” Photo: MTV News Ne-Yo took over BET’s 106 & Park on Thursday evening (July 14), premiering two story-driven videos, “Beautiful Monster” and “Champagne Life.” The singer promised MTV News last month that the clips accompanying his forthcoming album, Libra Scale, would form part of a larger overall visual narrative. ” ‘Beautiful Monster’ is one piece of a very long and intricate story,” Ne-Yo revealed. “When you see the first video, make sure that you’re paying attention because all of the videos tell a story. So pay attention — you don’t want to miss nothing.” Under Ne-Yo and Wayne Isham’s (Madonna, Aaliyah, Adam Lambert) direction, the clips present the singer as a member of a crime-fighting trio called “The Gentlemen.” Ne-Yo is granted otherworldly powers by a mysterious figure (Columbus Short), who assures the three blue-collar workers that their new powers will remain active so long as they don’t fall in love. In “Beautiful Monster,” Ne-Yo is portrayed as a disheveled superhero,