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Lady Gaga’s Going Solo

Lady GaGa has announced news of her own solo tour this winter called “The Monster Ball”

Edward Cullen Shower Curtain

Edward Cullen is the name of the monster from Twilight or something. And now you can have a shower curtain with his face on it, which is not creepy at all. Recommendation (if you do buy this): Hang it up facing inwards so Edward's disembodied head can watch you while you shower.

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Edward Cullen Shower Curtain

Serena Williams is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Here are some pictures of Serena Williams hanging out with a normal sized person and if you look closely you will realize that Serena Williams is a total fucking monster. That’s all I have to say about that….

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Adam Lambert: It’s Going "Really Well" with Drake LaBry

Girls may be throwing various sex toys at Adam Lambert, but the American Idol finalist still only has eyes for one man. He told E! News this week that his relationship with Drake LaBry is still going strong. “It’s going really well,” the singer said while on tour with his fellow season eight finalists “It’s just fine

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Speaks on Melrose Place Character, Terrible Acting

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is taking her unique blend of acting talent, charisma and good looks to Melrose Place this fall. If only she had any of the above.

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Inside the Paula Abdul/American Idol Break-Up

It was a union that seemed doom to fail from its whacky, possibly drug-induced beginning.

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Toronto Terror

This creature was caught lurking around a backyard in Toronto. Skeptical Internet Cryptozoology Detectives, go at it! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Mila Jovovich is a Monster of the Day

I thought Mila Jovovich fell off the radar because she was heavily pregnant and probably had her kid and was raising the shit, I didn’t think she was off getting a sex change. I mean not that she looks that much like a man in these pictures, but she looks like she’s been in a held hostage in communist Russia for war crimes and they’ve re-programmed her to be some killing machine, like one of her stupid movies, but maybe she’s just not the hot model everyone loved in the 90s, and I guess that’s what happens when you get old and decide to start avoiding the sun, because you’re a mother now and skin cancer is irresponsible parenting…. I don’t know what i am talking about, but I know it must be good, and I’d totally be my friend, if I didn’t hate myself, especially after wriitng garbage like this post…..

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Rachel McAdams Runs of the Day

You know part of the fun when it comes to getting pussy is the chase, especially on those dark nights when running down alleys trying to keep up with a bitch who is screaming for her life who is way more athletic than you because this is a Yoga generation, before either catching up and having your way with her, or losin’ her forcing you to find another girl to chase. cuz shit’s like a sport that is made a lot less cardiovascularly straining with roofies… Either way, here’s Rachel McAdams on set totally cockteasing you rapists out there….

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Brigitte Nielsen is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I know some of you like big girls. You know the kind of woman who can lift your pussy body over their head and throw you on the bed to have their way with you…..I am not one of those people. The thought of what Brigitte Nielsen’s vagina looks like after seeing what the rest of her looks like scares me, it is the kind of shit Horror movie monsters are based on, and I don’t see how this could have ever been a sex icon, if anything the only thing that does makes sense is if Sly Stallone used to fuck her with his bicep back when they were married….because no penis touches these vagina walls and if they do she pins them in some submissive hold and chokes them the fuck out…

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