I spent the better part of the day yesterday staring at girls in bikinis with their legs uncrossed and it turns out…I really like it. Makes me wonder why I don’t live in a beach town where I can spend my days doing it…rather than sitting on the internet looking at pics of it… But then I remember the reason…severe laziness…and inability to accomplish anything.. But this isn’t about me, it’s about RITA ORA, the new Rihanna and her spread legs in a white bikini, showing us she’s not as fat as she used to be an that she’s ready to take the reins from our dying Rihanna heroine…as she falls deeper into insanity, bring in the second string… I’m into it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck… Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy… I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me… She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.
Teachers having sex with students is like an epidemic in this country. Sex-Ed Teacher Gives Students Oral Sex According to NY Daily News A sex-ed teacher seduced her eighth-grade student after he said he had a problem with his manhood and she demanded to see it, police said. Marlena Mints, 31, allegedly performed oral sex on the 13-year-old in her classroom during recess at Bessie Coleman Middle School in Cedar Hill, near Dallas. She is also accused of taking another young boy back to her home, where she is also alleged to have performed oral sex. Cops were tipped off last week when one of the students started bragging about the relationship. Mints was arrested and charged with one count of aggravated sexual assault of a child and two counts of improper relationship with students. Police documents claim Mints exchanged text messages with both boys before making her move. The 13-year-old reportedly said he had a problem with his penis, to which she said she “needed to see it” and asked him to come into her class. Telling investigators he thought it would be alright as she was his sex-ed teacher, he exposed himself — which is when Mints allegedly performed oral sex. She also asked him to touch her breasts and buttocks. Mints picked up the other student, whose age was not given, in her car and took him home to seduce him, cops claim. The teacher has been suspended from her job and is currently being held in Dallas County Jail. Just plain nasty. We’re betting this broad had some daddy issues growing up or someone sexually abused her. Why not get some grown man peen? Continue reading →
A man finds out his cancer diagnosis is wrong after quitting his job and spending his life savings. You couldn’t make this ish up. Man Finds Out Cancer Diagnosis is Wrong According to The NY Daily News A Montana man was given six months to live — so he quit his job, spent all his cash and considered blowing his brains out. Mark Templin — in his mid-70s — sold his pickup truck, celebrated a “final” birthday, chose his funeral service and even asked his son-in-law to build him a box for his ashes. Entering into a deep depression, he regularly broke down into tears and moved into hospice care designed for end-of-life patients. He also prominently displayed a “Do Not Resuscitate” notice on his fridge so any first responders would let him die. But the 2009 diagnosis of brain cancer from doctors at Fort Harrison VA Medical Center was wrong. And this week the Helena native finally won $60,000 compensation for the serious error that made him believe for 148 terrifying days that he was dying. The Independent Record reports that Templin underwent more tests as he started to feel better. They revealed he had actually suffered a series of small strokes — meaning he would be around for some time to come. U.S. District Judge Donald Molloy wrote on May 6 that pain and anguish was caused by Dr Patrick Morrow’s “negligent failure to meet the standard of care” when delivering the diagnosis. “It is difficult to put a price tag on the anguish of a man wrongly convinced of his impending death,” Molloy wrote. He awarded Templin $500 per day for the initial period of severe mental and emotional distress and $300 per day for the latter period until he received his new diagnosis. The Medical Center was also ordered to repay the cost of the birthday party and funeral. Kudos to him for holding the hospital accountable and making them compensate him for their error. How would you feel if you were in his shoes? Getty Continue reading →
During his visit to ‘RapFix Live,’ Khaled responds to allegations that Montana supplied 50 Cent with footage of his mother. By Rob Markman DJ Khaled on “RapFix Live” Photo: MTV News
French Montana Admits He’s In Illuminati French Montana, the North African born gangster MC, went on record to say that he’s in the Illuminati now. Turn the page to see the Jenny Boom interview with French Montana.
French Montana has started a movement. The Morocco-born rapper has been on the grind for a minute but this year will bring the release of his long-awaited debut Excuse My French, due out in July. Over the past few months Montana has jumped on tracks with just about everyone in the rap game, landed a spot on Drake’s Club Paradise tour, and continues to flood the streets with new music of his own. Click Here To Watch The Interview On HipHopWired.com
In ‘Talk Nerdy,’ experts agree with Joss Whedon’s claim that Hulk is the most difficult Avenger to get right. By Josh Wigler The Hulk in “Marvel’s The Avengers” Photo: Marvel Studios Bruce Banner has a tendency to get angry. And despite what he says, you really should like him when he gets angry — because if you don’t, well, you’re going to have a lot of problems with ” The Avengers .” Joss Whedon, the man bringing Earth’s Mightiest Heroes to the big screen, confessed in a recent interview that Banner’s irritable alter ego, the Hulk, is easily the most challenging Avenger to get right. He might not be wrong, considering that it’s taken three different actors to play the big green meanie on the big screen — Eric Bana in 2003’s “Hulk,” Ed Norton in 2008’s “The Incredible Hulk” and, soon, Mark Ruffalo in “The Avengers.” And Whedon’s assertion certainly has the support of some of the Web’s top comic book and movie commentators. “Without a doubt, I think Hulk is the hardest ‘Avengers’ character to translate to the big screen,” MTV Geek ‘s Valerie Gallaher told MTV News about her “Avengers” character concerns. “Using CGI to create a character in a live-action film will end up looking like one big cartoon if not done right.” “Both Joss Whedon and Mark Ruffalo have a lot of pressure to give Bruce Banner and the Hulk two distinctive yet relatable characters,” agreed Steve Sunu of Comic Book Resources . “Only time will tell if ‘The Avengers’ is an improvement for Hulk over ‘The Incredible Hulk.’ ” Of course, just because a challenge exists doesn’t mean it’s insurmountable. NextMovie ‘s Kevin Polowy, who also agrees that Hulk presents Whedon’s biggest challenge, has faith in the director’s ability to do the Jade Giant justice. “I do have faith that if anyone can get it done, it’s Joss Whedon,” he said. “But compared to proven screen figures like Iron Man, Captain America and Thor, Hulk is far and away the trickiest pony in the bunch.” Not everyone is so concerned about Hulk. Caleb Goellner with Comics Alliance doesn’t see the incredible menace as the most problematic character in “The Avengers”; like me, he assigns that role to the not-super-deadly duo of Black Widow and Hawkeye. “They’re going to be the hardest to portray,” he said. “Black Widow got some exposure in ‘Iron Man 2’ and Hawkeye was teased in ‘Thor,’ but the ‘master assassins’ are at a disadvantage compared to Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and the Hulk. Their backstories will require considerable streamlining for them to make sense in this Marvel movieverse, so it will be interesting to see how much Joss Whedon and company will be able to fit in to an already packed movie. “I suggest making them husband and wife, because that would be the cutest damn thing,” Goellner added. Totally agreed, Caleb. Which Avengers are you most worried about? Watch Talk Nerdy to see what we think, and let us know what you think in the comments section! Check out everything we’ve got on “Marvel’s The Avengers.” For breaking news and previews of the latest comic book movies — updated around the clock — visit SplashPage.MTV.com . Related Videos Talk Nerdy
