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Britney Spears Has Powerful Nipples

Here are some shocking pictures of Britney Spears exposing her nipples in a parking lot through her tank top the other day. Alright, these are just an everyday occurrence with the pop princess, but I needed to punch it up a bit because we see her wonky nipples so often that we’ve just gotten used to it. They’re losing their appeal. She looks like she’s wearing a bra too, those things must pretty damn powerful, I bet they beat up other celebrity nipples at parties. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Annalynne McCord Bikini Pictures And Wardrobe Malfunction

My crotch and I are extremely pleased to bring you these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in her little bikini complete with an excellent nipple slip. You’re welcome. I’ve always said I wanted her to do more than just blow kisses to the camera, but I wasn’t expecting this at all. I would have just been happy with the bikini pictures. She’s not exactly blessed with the most ample of bosoms, but a nipple is a nipple and in life sometimes you just have to take what you can get. Like a fat chick at closing time. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

Salma Hayek’s MILF Cleavage Attack

Part of me is kind of annoyed that latina hottie Salma Hayek is a mom and married now, because it makes me think that maybe she and I won’t get the chance to go on a date like I had hoped, but on the other side of the coin are her beautiful big MILF boobies that seem to make me forget what I was just writing. Whatever, it’s her loss, I was going to sneak us a half dozen wine coolers in to the planetarium and maybe try for some upstairs over the sweater action. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

Hayden Panettiere Takes Her Giant For A Walk

Here’s hot little person Hayden Panettiere taking her pet giant for a walk the other day, I’d hate to see the size of the pooper scooper she’s going to need for this monster. Anyhow, I’m not sure I’m sold on her short little haircut, luckily she’s wearing a nice pair of short shorts so I don’t really have to think too much about it. the girl is just cute, there’s no two ways about it, so now that her show has been tanked hopefully she’ll be able to find some work. There are always after school specials to fall back on. more pictures of Hayden Panettiere here

Brooke Hogan Gives Us A Sneak Peek

Here’s Brooke Hogan at some dance studio auditioning dancers for no doubt something that nobody gives a crap about. It’s funny because I was also out last night auditioning some very talented dancers for several different positions all of which involve their asses and my lap. I’ll be back at it tonight, that’s how dedicated I am to this. I somehow doubt that Brooke is doing the same thing, but at least we get a little peek down her top and at her trashy thong. Enjoy. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here

Halle Berry Makes Sexy Faces

It’s a slow day so far in the celebrity blogging world so I thought I would fill some time with a few shots of hottie Halle Berry making sexy faces while heading to her car yesterday. I know they’re not exactly upskirt pictures or nipple slips, but they can’t all be winners. Besides, she’s single now so she needs some exposure. If she’d like I can make her an eHarmony account… I’ve become pretty good at it. Sad face. more pictures of Halle Berry here

Shauna Sands Is Absolutely Disgusting But…

Here’s that piece of trash Shauna Sands out the other day doing what she does best, walking the streets like a low class hooker. I don’t normally like to post pictures of this mess, but for some reason today I had a craving for fake tits fake hair and fake celebrity. I’d still bang her. I know that’s probably the baker’s dozen or so gin and tonics talking and I don’t care, it’s true. Update – Upon sobering up and re-reading this post this morning, I ask you to kindly disregard everything mentioned above. Thank you. more pictures of Shauna Sands here

Katy Perry Does That Thing WIth Her Mouth

Yesterday I had some crappy quality pictures of Katy Perry flashing her hipster lady junk on French TV, and now I’ve got her wearing the same latex dress shaking her goods during some concert in Times Square . I don’t care that she’s wearing the same outfit, I’m just glad the picture quality is better so we can finally get a good look at those big old boobs of here. Besides, I like latex 80’s prostitute dresses, she reminds me of the hot hookers on Night Court that Dan Fielding used to hit on all the time. Good times. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Nicole Scherzinger’s Spectacular Little Booty

I was hoping to see Nicole Scherzinger in town for Grand Prix weekend, her boyfriend won after all, but I didn’t really leave my mom’s basement too often because there were European tourists everywhere and fanny packs frighten me. Anyhow, this is probably better. Here she is in some tight rubber pants showing off her incredibly hot little ass. Seriously, that thing is spectacular, it should be on a US Postal stamp. I’d lick it. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures

Here’s Katy Perry giving us a nice little peek up her skirt on some French TV show the other day. I don’t know what she’s doing in France, but the Frenchmen must love this crap. “Hon hon! C’est magnifique!” That’s all the French you’re going to get. Anyhow, the picture quality is garbage, but you get the idea. Besides, poor picture quality works pretty well for Katy above the shoulders, but those hipster boobs need to be in high definition. I love those things. more pictures of Katy Perry here