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Kate Beckinsale’s Amazing MILF Uniform

Here’s the amazing MILF Kate Beckinsale out the other day wearing a classic MILF outfit. The hot leggings, sneakers, off the shoulder sweater and expensive handbag have been a staple uniform among MILF’s for years. They look like they’re going to the gym, but can normally be found getting coffee with friends or spending their husband’s hard earned cash at small expensive boutiques. I love them. Warning! This outfit is remarkably similar to the standard fat chick uniform, all you have to do is replace the hand bag with a bag of chips or a cake and you’re there. Luckily fat chicks are easy to spot. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

Kelly Rowland Swimsuit Pictures

I always seem to have trouble remembering who Kelly Rowland is, I think she had something to do with Beyonce, maybe a back up dancer or something. Anyhow, here she is hanging out in the ocean in a sexy little swimsuit that will definitely help me remember who she is in a couple of years when she finally makes it back on the site. I’m just kidding, if she keeps showing off cleavage like this she’s welcome anytime. more pictures of Kelly Rowland here

Adriana Lima The Real Hottest MILF Ever

I must have been still a little drunk earlier today when I called Catherine Zeta-Jones the hottest MILF around, I must have been totally out of my mind because I completely forgot that supermodel Adriana Lima squeezed out a kid not too long ago. I don’t know what I was thinking, sorry Catherine but you’re out. Anyhow, here’s Adriana and her incredible MILF hotness at the opening of some boutique in Madrid the other day. Her kid is so lucky it didn’t ruin mom’s supermodel body. Imagine growing up knowing you ruined one of the hottest women in the world? more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Paris Hilton Supports The Troops.. Wink

Here’s Paris Hilton bringing her skankiness to some USO event supporting the troops the other day. These kind of pictures just make it too easy to make fun of Paris and her notorious promiscuity. Give us something that’s a little more challenging. I mean come on, we all know what happened after this event came to an end. I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with pouble denetration. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Amanda Seyfried Is Losing Her Touch

I think I may have been completely wrong when I said that Amanda Seyfried is going to be my next favorite hottie. Not that she’s not hot, she’s hotter than a whores crotch, but she doesn’t seem to know how to put an outfit together that will highlight her good points. I’m talking of course about her secret big boobs that she hides under sweaters and stupid t-shirts. Here she is doing just that while running some errands the other day. Enough is enough. Some bikini pictures could go a long way towards remedying this problem. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Britney Spears Is Getting Sloppy Again

I thought that when Britney Spears ‘ dad decided to get a court order or some crap like that to force the popstar to wear a bra when she left the house she had finally sorted out her boob situation. Apparently I was mistaken because here she is looking a little sloppy while she refuels with a foot long. That sounded dirty, but you know what I mean. Anyhow, I actually like sloppy breasts, that’s why I normally hit the clubs around last call and clean up some of the mess. It’s not pretty, but it’s effective. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Victoria Beckham Shows Off Her Skinny Legs

Victoria Beckham decided to take her hot skinny legs out for a day of shopping and all around rich girl pampering. Why not, she deserves it, she’s probably had a tough week of having her assistant organize her nannies and going to fancy parties in dresses that cost more than my house. Anyhow, at least she wore a nice short skirt for us to ogle those sweet chopsticks of hers. Thank you. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Impressive Curves

I’ve made a lot of jokes over the years at the expense of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s big ass, but I have to hand it to her, If she’s still got a big ass she knows how to hide it very effectively. Here she is at some event doing just that, all I see are amazing curves and some nice distracting cleavage. Well done. These shots make me think that maybe I’m wrong and that she’s managed to shrink her ass down to a reasonable size. I’m impressed. Now give us a peek just to make sure. more pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt here

Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Is Lagging Behind

I don’t know if it’s just me, if I’m getting pickier as I get older or if other celebrity chicks are just getting hotter, but Scarlett Johansson doesn’t seem to be keeping up when it comes to hotness. She’s all aver the place. One minute she’s hot as hell , the next she’s mediocre at best . Here she is at some event the other day looking like, well looking like she should be teaching a class of six graders how to play the recorder. Actually, my sixth grade music teacher was pretty hot, she reminded me of Mindy from Mork & Mindy . I miss her. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Salma Hayek’s Awesome Latina Chesticles

Alright, I’m done for the day, but I couldn’t leave without posting these pictures of Salma Hayek’s sweet latina chesticles walking the red carpet at Cannes the other day. Boobs bouncing up and down stairs are pretty awesome if you ask me. I wonder if there’s a website filled with videos of hot chicks with big tits running up and down stairs in bikinis and where can I get a membership? more pictures of Salma Hayek here