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JWoWW Bikini Pictures

If this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chicks faces wasn’t so busted up she might actually be pretty decent looking. She’s got potential when it comes to the chesticles, that’s the only reason to have her on the site, but that face. It looks like a hot bag of assholes and not in a good way. Anyhow, the best thing to do is completely ignore the fact that she’s even got a face and focus your attention on those big boobies and everything will be ok. more pictures of JWoWW here

AnnaLynne McCord’s Awful Wet T-Shirt Contest

I have attended quite a few wet T-shirt contest in my day mostly as research for this site, at least that’s what it says on my tax returns, but this one has got to be the absolute worst. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord getting caught in the rain in her white shirt and not even showing us a single nipple. What a rip off. She had better smarten up soon because if she’s not careful she can get disqualified for this kind of thing. more pictures of AnnaLynne McCord here

Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass Goes Down Under

Kim Kardashian’s big ass is in Australia promoting heavy duty industrial strength Spanx or something, nobody really knows or gives a crap. Here she is walking around giving the Aussies a taste of good old American excess stuffed into a tight little dress. I like it. She looks like she’s drinking Champagne on a yacht in a couple of these pictures so it’s possible she’s shooting a rap video. Although she’d probably be oiled up in a bikini. Now I’ve got a great mental image. Enjoy. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Whitney Port Shows Us Her Oh Face

I like Whitney Port , I think she’s pretty hot and would like to have those long milky legs wrapped around my head for a few days. That being said, here she is at the Coachella Music Festival making one of the ugliest faces I’ve ever seen in my life, and I write a lot of posts about Fergie . I seriously hope this isn’t the face she makes during sex, I don’t think I could handle that. At least she’s wearing little outfit. Enjoy. more pictures of Whitney Port here

Fergie’s Sweet Booty Goes For A Jog

You know I’ve always been a big fan of Fergie’s booty, so here she is working it out for all of us to enjoy. She’s got a great body, It’s a real shame that from the neck up it causes me so much confusion. I wonder if when she’s facing the wall on all fours she’s thinking “I really hope he can’t see my run down face”. I bet her house doesn’t have any reflective surfaces. more pictures of Fergie here

Holly Madison Has Ball Skills

I’m not a big fan of baseball, unless I want to take a nap, so I’m not sure when the season started, but what better way to kick it off then with some pictures of Playboy playmate Holly Madison in a slutty little baseball uniform. Batter up is right! She’s got pretty good form, I don’t mean throwing out the first pitch, I just mean in general her form is good. Especially around the softball area. He he, so childish. Enjoy. more pictures of Holly Madison here

Jessica Simpson Brings Back The Cleavage

After yesterday’s Jessica Simpson lesbian wig fiasco , it’s nice to see things getting back to normal, here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party with her real hair and her real fingernails. Welcome back princess. I can’t think of a better way to help us forget that crap ever happened than to give us some sultry eyes and a give us a good look at those tig ol’ bitties. Good work. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Hilary Duff Brings Back The Hotness

This is what I like to see, Hilary Duff looking skinny and hot as hell with her hockey playing douche fiancee nowhere to be seen. Here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party in a deceiving see through dress, either she’s had her nipples surgically removed or the dressmaker used way too much fabric. In any case, she’s looking good and has managed to make her way back onto my ‘To Do’ list. Enjoy. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tight Body For The Win

I got to say that former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger’s Dancing With The Stars body has already won that competition in my books, here she is walking around in her tight sexy ninja outfit showing it off. She can try her submissive holds on me any time she wants. I wish real ninja’s looked like this, then maybe I wouldn’t be so afraid of them…. I hope they didn’t see me write that, they could be anywhere. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

Annalynne McCord Tight Little Body Is Back

I haven’t done a post on cutie Annalynne McCord in ages; I almost forgot that she even existed. Well, she finally managed to get in touch with the Paparazzi and get photographed in a sweet little tank top and skinny jeans. That’s good enough to make it back on Hollywood Tuna. I know it’s pretty simple but after 5 years of doing this crap, I get excited easily. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here