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Kim Kardashian Sqeezes Into A Tight Dress

It’s no secret that Kim Kardashian has some impressive curves, but what’s even more impressive is that she managed to stuff them into this tight little dress the other night. She must have a team of people with very small, very strong hands to help zip this thing up. I’m guessing she doesn’t eat chicken wings and down some beers in this outfit. It can’t be comfortable, but it’s better to look good than to feel good I always say. more pictures of Kim Kardashian here

Olivia Munn Gets Naked For Something

This post is kind of annoying, I’m not afraid to admit that, but it’s nerd princess Olivia Munn getting naked…. Sort of. Here she is unveiling the poster to her new naked elephant circus or something along those lines, I have trouble reading text that’s next to a naked chick. This crap would probably get more press if she was at least semi nude for the press conference, maybe lose the top, just a suggestion. Anyhow, she’s hot and I look forward to watching her naked trapeze act when her circus comes to town. Enjoy. more pictures of Olivia Munn here

Helena Mattsson Continues To Get My Attention

I don’t know much about this Helena Mattsson chick, but I think she and I would get along really well together, like peanut butter and jelly, all sticky and sweet and nutty. Good times. Here she is showing off the goods on the red carpet at the Iron Man 2 premiere last night. I like it, the whole package. The legs, the boobs, the face, everything works well together. Now if I can only convince her to come to mother’s basement for a casting call everything would work out just fine. Call me. more pictures of Helena Mattsson here

Lindsay Lohan Finally Gets Some Work

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at Millions of Milkshakes with her sister the other day creating her very own signature milkshake. I don’t know how this milkhake shop gets all these washed up celebrities to come by, but I’m not drinking anything made by Lindsay Lohan . That thing’s a nice shade of brown so I bet the ingredients include ice cream, some of her awful tanning cream and obviously a whole lot of booze. No thank you. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Amanda Seyfried Needs To Show Less Leg, And More Boob

Apparently my new favorite hottie Amanda Seyfried doesn’t have the interweb or the Twitter or any other kind of device that might lead her to this website because she’s completely ignoring my constructive criticism about letting us see her secret big boobies . I know that was a bit of a run on sentence, but that’s what happens when I get upset, especially when it comes to boobs. Here she is showing off her legs at some movie premiere… Nice try, but as long as she keeps those boobs under wraps we’re still fighting. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel Are Pure Perfection

I don’t think I need to write much about these pictures of Victoria’s Secret hotties Miranda Kerr , Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel doing their sexy Victoria’s Secret duty somewhere over the weekend…. You’ve already started looking at the pictures haven’t you? Anyone there? I get the feeling this happens a lot. Enjoy. more pictures of Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio And Candice Swanepoel here

Miranda Kerr Raises More Than Just Cash

Here’s Victoria’s Secret stunner Miranda Kerr at Christie’s Green Auction: A Bid To Save The Earth last night. This was pretty clever of the organizer, get a few hotties like Miranda and Doutzen Kroes to help raise some cash, everyone knows the best way to a man’s wallet is through his pants. Ugh, obviously it’s through his pants, that’s most likely to be where he keeps his wallet, but you know what I was getting at. These retarded posts are even getting me confused now. She has boner inducing hotness… There! more pictures of Miranda Kerr here

Salma Hayek Breasts Need To Be Released

I’m not sure if it’s just my imagination, but Salma Hayek’s Breasts look a bit smaller than they normally do. Notice how I capitalized Breasts ? That’s because most of the time they are so impressive that they deserve respect and admiration. Sadly, today they look like they’ve been bad girls and have been grounded and locked away in their restricting top to keep from having a good time. Boobs should not be treated this way and I will not rest until this injustice has been undone. Bikini pictures or video of Salma skipping rope should do the trick. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

US Weekly Annual Hot Hollywood Style Issue Event

Katy Perry’s Acid Washed Hotness

These pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry in her tight acid washed dress bring back some fond memories, I’m pretty sure I used to have a babysitter in the 80’s who wore outfits almost exactly like this, heels and everything. At least I think she was a babysitter, she used to come over when Mom was away and she’d always tuck us in pretty early. I remember wanting to be a babysitter when I grew up because Dad always paid her a few hundred dollars a night. more pictures of Katy Perry here