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Sophie Monk’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

Is it possible that Sophie Monk has lost a bit of her sex appeal? Here she is doing what she does best, practically nothing, the other day outside the grocery store in a pair of saggy short shorts and a stupid hat. Actually, she still looks pretty hot, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to see her lose the hat and wear some short shorts the way they’re supposed to be worn… With your ass hanging out. I could watch this chick’s long legs get in and out of a car all day. Nice. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Amanda Seyfried Turns Up The Hotness

Here’s one of my new favorite hotties Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of some lame love story movie she’s in. I don’t have a vagina so I won’t ever be seeing this movie, I can only imagine it’s awful, but I think she’s hot so I thought I’d put her up on the site. She’s wearing a pretty hot little dress that still manages to somehow cover up her secret big boobs . I’m starting to get annoyed with this little boobie hide and seek game that we’re playing, it was fun at first, but now just show me your tits so that we can all move on with our lives. Twitter me. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Britney Spears’ Nipples Have Disappeared

Here’s Britney Spears out the other day in what looks to me like a see through top, which is quite nice of her considering I love see through tops, but she somehow manages to hide her nipples. I know, very annoying. Maybe it’s not see through at all and I’m just so used to seeing Britney’s nipples that when they’re not there I get confused. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

I’m aware that the chances of anyone reading this right now are slim to none considering this text is placed between pictures of super hottie Joanna Krupa in various little bikinis, but if there is anyone reading I’ve got just one thing to say to you… Are you mental? They’re Joanna Krupa bikini pictures for crying out loud. Get it together asshole. more pictures of Joanna Krupa here

Ashley Greene Just Gets Hotter And Hotter

Every time I see Ashley Greene she gets better and better looking, it’s either my imagination, or I’m falling for this bird and there’s nothing I can do about it. Here she is getting herself a nice beverage at the convenience store the other day. Are they still called convenience stores? Anyhow, she’s wearing some nice tight pants because they’re sexy, which is pretty convenient if you ask me. It’s funny, my pants are tight too but for a whole other reason. Enjoy. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

The Costume Institute Gala Benefit Pictures

Jennifer Aniston Is Not Wearing A Bikini

Jennifer Aniston has been in Hawaii filming the movie Just Go With It with Adam Sandler for at least a month now and not once have we seen any pictures of her in her bikini. They’re filming in Hawaii for crying out loud, there has to be at least one or two beach scenes, what the hell? I don’t know it the producers have ever seen any Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures , but they’re pretty damn awesome and there should be a few mandatory bikini shots in every movie that she’s in because she’s an awful actress… With a killer ass . more pictures of Jennifer Aniston here

JWoWW’s JBooBs Hit The Town

Obviously I’m not pleased with myself for posting these pictures of that chick from The Jersey Shore Jenni Farley aka JWoWW , because she’s an absolute busted face nobody, but I’m a journalist and if I had pictures of a car crash or natural disaster with big fake boobs I would post pictures of that too so who am I to judge. Enjoy. more pictures of JWoWW here

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not An Attractive Woman

I don’t do many posts on Gwyneth Paltrow , come to think of it this might be the absolute first time I’ve ever done a post on her, that’s because she kinda bores the crap out of me. She looks like an older Mia Farrow. Even in these shots of her outside the Late Show With David Letterman studios in a pair of somewhat short shorts she looks so damn dull I think my penis has retreated back inside my body to hibernate. Thanks a lot Gwyneth, how am I going to explain this to the prostitute? more pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow here

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boob Workout

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry leaving the gym before. Many, many times before. Luckily for me my memory has been so ruined by booze and hours and hours of watching Saved By The Bell DVD’s that I barely remember posting them. At least her boobs look awesome, and I like the hundred dollar bill short shorts. I would like to… I was going to say cash that check, but that doesn’t make any sense… I would like to deposit that bill… Still not making much sense, but I think you perverts know where I’m going with this. Enjoy. more pictures of Katy Perry here