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Ashley Greene Gives Me Impure Thoughts

I really like this Ashley Greene chick, even if she was in that Twilight garbage I won’t hold it against her, we’ve all done things in our past we care to forget. Some more obese bigger than others. Anyhow here she is looking hot walking the streets one sunny afternoon. I like the way she’s running her fingers through her hair, so hot, I wish I could help her brush it before bed. Hmmm, that sounded a hell of a lot less creepy in my head. I take it back, instead I’d like to stuff a pillow with the left over hair from the salon so I can smell her while I sleep. That’s better. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Ashley Tisdale Is Not Attractive

Ashley Tisdale is by no means an attractive woman, she’s actually pretty ugly if you ask me, so I’m not sure why I’m posting pictures of her in her period outfit. I’m still a little sick and after looking at this post I’m pretty sure I drank way too much cough medicine before deciding this was a good idea. I guess it’s too late now, at least if there were some ass shots we’d have something good to look at, those boobs are more like sip-sacks than funbags. So disappointing. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

Katy Perry Gets Felt Up

Leave it to Katy Perry to bring an inappropriate amount of hipster cleavage to the Nickelodoen Kids’ Choice Awards over the weekend. Not that I care, I absolutely love cleavage, and I don’t have any piss pants running around the house asking me strange question about boobs and why Katy’s are so much bigger than mommy’s. I’m a little jealous of the sleeveless douche who gets to feel up her ass under the pretense that he’s “fixing” her costume. I’d like to “fix” those boobs with my face. Ha! more pictures of the Katy Perry here

Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Light Up The Twitter

Kim Kardashian seems to be taking a page out of the Adrianne Curry How To Get Noticed On Twitter handbook by posting pictures she took of her big tanned titties in a little bikini. Not that I’m complaining, more hot celebs should be doing the same thing, then sending them to me with a personal message of love. It would make my job a whole lot easier and it would brighten up my sad blogging day. I will print them out and keep them in my wallet so that when I tell my family at passover dinner that I’m dating a celebrity it will seem more believable. I hope.

Cameron Diaz Does Daisy Duke Proud

I think these might not only be the hottest pictures of Cameron Diaz I’ve ever seen, but the hottest pictures of anyone I’ve seen all year. Here she is in a tiny pair of short shorts on the set of her new movie showing off an awful lot of leg while luring drivers into her carwash. Those things seem to go on forever. I don’t have a car, but I would steal one just to watch Cameron wash it in this little outfit. I’m hoping that this means the next scene she’ll be shooting will involve some lucky bastard’s car, a bikini and Cameron Diaz covered in soap suds. Fingers crossed. more pictures of the Cameron Diaz here

Serena Williams Swimsuit Pictures…. Sorry

I think that I’m only posting these pictures of tennis superstar Serena Williams in her swimsuit because I watched Survivor last night and I feel bad that James was voted off again because of an injury. Wait, that sounds racist, but that’s not my intention. I’m only doing it because Serena is so frickin’ manly looking in her swimsuit that she reminded me of the big bad ass black guy from Survivor . What? more pictures of Serena Williams here

Sophie Monk’s Legs Come Out Again

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any pictures of jobless hottie Sophie Monk , I think the last time she was on the site she had some strange injuries on her knees hips, so I’m happy to see that she seems to have healed nicely. I’ll have to conduct a more thorough examination just to be sure. Anyhow, here she is back to her old trick, doing what she does best…. Absolutely nothing. Luckily she always looks hotter than a camel’s hump while she does it so who gives a crap. Enjoy. more pictures of Sophie Monk here

Cheryl Tweedy And I Are Meant To Be

It seems that my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy is still single, which is good news for our upcoming nuptials. Here she is leaving the BBC studios the other day in a very very very tight pair of jeans and some sort of garbage bag jacket, but we’ll just focus on the positive. I doubt she can take off those jeans by herself, which is exactly why we’re perfect for each other, she likes wearing tight pants and I like pulling them off of her with my teeth…. A match made in heaven. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Juicy Boobies

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her juicy boobies walking by the beach the other day after some photoshoot or something like that. I know she’s no supermodel, but those sweet fake funbags of hers make me wish she was, because maybe we’d get a chance to see them without those annoying shirts or bras or bikini or all of the above. Supermodels do fancy topless luxury car or lingerie ads all the time, maybe with a few tigers or some other sort of exotic animal with them, it’s no big deal. Who am I kidding, the only modeling gig Audrina gets is for a hamburger joint . I still want a taste of that tender front meat. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

Cameron Diaz Sure Can Fill Out A Pair Of Jeans

I’m not normally a big fan of Cameron Diaz , but I have to say that her ass looks absolutely spectacular in those jeans. She’s on the set of what’s sure to be an awful movie, arent’ they all, but I might have to go check it out just to see that package on the big screen. The shot of her walking up the stairs is awesome, I’d follow that ass anywhere. Enjoy. more pictures of Cameron Diaz here