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Lindsay Lohan Gives Playboy the Vadge of Courage

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t committed seriously to anything in years, but maybe she’s maturing – girl ain’t messing around when it comes to her Playboy spread. The troubled actress is gonna be baring all … we’re talking full frontal and rear Lindsay Lohan nude action, plus no-holds-barred shots of you-know-where. We’re talking straight vagina people. Well, mostly straight … right Sam?! TMZ first reported that Lohan’s Playboy spread would feature “the holy trifecta” of nudity, or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.” Not that she won’t be compensated well for it. Lindsay recently cleared almost a million dollars with the magazine for a full pictorial in the coming months. Yesterday, she finally wrapped a titillating four-day shoot. Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame “semi-nude” deals – all side boob, covered by sheets, a.k.a. the Heidi Montag shoot. No way man. The Lindsay Lohan photos will be “tastefully done,” but she’s still going balls out. Lohan’s bust could be Playboy’s biggest … or a much-needed fiscal jolt. What do you think about Lindsay Lohan nude?

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Conan O’Brien Jams With Jack White At Small Show In Nashville

Comedian covers Radiohead, White Stripes during intimate concert. By Gil Kaufman Conan O’Brien (file) Photo: Michael Buckner/ Getty Images He’s jammed with Spoon and Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder during his “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour.” On Thursday night, Conan O’Brien lived the ultimate rock ‘n roll fantasy when he traded licks with the White Stripes’ Jack White in front of 300 fans during an intimate show at White’s Third Man Records outlet in Nashville. “Those lucky couple hundred people who waited in line all day today and got into Third Man Records tonight got a treat: AN AMAZING ROCK AND ROLL SHOW,” read the post on O’Brien’s blog describing the evening, which was titled “Epic.” The post continued: “Conan blazed through a rocking setlist of stuff from our ‘Legally Prohibited’ show — as well as a few other jams that we’ve never done! The energy in the room was incredible: The band lit by a dim red light, the hot Nashville air thick with excitement; the room packed to capacity — it was a scene the likes of which I’ve never experienced. I could totally see this show being something that happened outside under a tent in the South in the ’50s. A very, very cool vibe.” According to reports, O’Brien, sporting his off-the-air beard and an all-black ensemble and wielding a light blue Fender electric guitar, told the crowd, “I’ve had a crazy six months… Six months ago, I was the host of ‘The Tonight Show,’ the greatest franchise in the history of television. Then I started a live tour, going from small theater to small theater. And tonight I’m pressing a vinyl recording. I’m going back in time! Next week I’ll be on vaudeville. Then I’ll be a steamship captain.” The whole show was recorded on reel-to-reel tape and will soon be released as a vinyl album. Among the songs O’Brien played: Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again”; the Band’s “The Weight”; the White Stripes’ classic “Seven Nation Army”; Elvis Presley’s “Blue Moon”; the Stray Cats’ “Rock This Town”; and Radiohead’s “Creep.” The set ended with White trading licks with O’Brien on Eddie Cochran’s early rock classic “20 Flight Rock.” The whole thing was so old-school that at one point during the set, the band had to take a breather so a technician could change the reel-to-reel tapes. According to the Associated Press , O’Brien played it mostly straight, but he did add comedic touches to some songs. He deployed an exaggerated British accent on “Creep,” saying, “This is the only way I can sing Thom Yorke songs, as a 19th-century chimney sweep with a top hat and a smudge on my cheek.” No sooner had he joked about the old-timey vibe than White walked out on stage with a top hat, which O’Brien rocked during the run through the British band’s breakthrough hit. O’Brien also rewrote the lyrics to Nelson’s “On the Road Again,” singing, “My old show again/I just can’t wait to get my old show again… Off the road again, dear God please get me off the road again.” He closed out the concert by thanking TBS for giving him a new talk show, which debuts in the fall. More than 1,000 people had lined up around the block on a scorching-hot Nashville day in order to secure one of the 300 audience spots in the small performance space at White’s downtown complex, with some securing their places in line 24 hours before the show. White tossed bottles of water to those in line from the roof of Third Man during the day and O’Brien was clearly moved at the end of the night, telling the sweat-soaked crowd, “This means everything to me. This was so cool.” O’Brien will do it all over again this weekend, when he performs at the Bonnaroo festival. Related Photos Conan O’Brien’s ‘Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television’ Tour Invades L.A. Conan O’Brien Kicks Off His ‘Legally Prohibited’ Tour

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Last Night on Community: Team Annie

There was something oddly sincere about the cliche-packed season finale of Community , and maybe that was the ultimate joke. Whereas the recent spoof episodes were overflowing with meta references and acknowledgments to what was happening , “Pascal’s Triangle Revisited” played things mostly straight. Or as straight as a show can be while literally explaining the origins of “jump the shark.” The end of the year Transfer Dance — rechristened “Tranny Dance” by the furry-loving dean — wound up being the Waterloo for Jeff, Brita and Jeff’s “Hey, remember me” ex-girlfriend, Slater, because that’s what end of the year dances are there for: Big emotional speeches where true feelings are revealed. And, oh yeah, surprise endings.

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The Big Lebowski Porn Parody Doesn’t Include That Much Porn or Parody

Unless you’re in Los Angeles today, you won’t get a chance to experience all things Dude at The Lebowski Fest . For the rest of you, though, fear not! TMZ has posted the just released trailer for New Sensations XXX porn parody of The Big Lebowski so you can still get some sort of Lebowski-related fix. Though a funny thing about this ostensible smut film… it’s exactly like the original. Save for a few line swaps (the John Goodman stand-in chides The Dude for using colloquialisms for semen and not Asian American’s), this version of The Big Lebowski plays it mostly straight. Kudos though to the young starlet playing the part made famous by Tara Reid for improving on the original. Check out the trailer after the jump.

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