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Hayden Panettiere’s Little Legs In A Little Skirt

Here’s my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere out last night at some event I wasn’t invited to because nobody thinks that blogging out of your mother’s basement is a real profession so they don’t even bother to extent at least a courtesy invitation. I wear a t-shirt with a suit and tie drawn on it you know. I’m letting it go. Anyhow, Hayden looks pretty damn good in her little dress. We haven’t seen much of her since those Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures with her massive boxer boyfriend came out. I miss those days.

Kate G — Dancing with the Stars: Home Addition

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Dancing with the Stars , Jon & Kate In order to participate on “Dancing with the Stars,” Kate Gosselin requires a lot of work … to her house.Workmen were spotted hauling construction supplies into the mother of eight’s Pennsylvania home on Thursday, where they will build a dance … Permalink

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Britney Spears, Jayden James Go to the Movies

Britney Spears caught an evening movie with her mother Lynne Spears, and her two kiddos this week. Nice to see relations between Brit and Lynne have thawed. Showing off her newly blonde hair , Britney stepped out with her family along with two bodyguards to their local Calabasas, Calif. theater to catch a movie. Jayden James is dressed up like Spider-Man for some reason. Is it because Britney is confused and thinks it’s Halloween? That’s really our best guess. It’s all good, as long as she put on a bra for once … Britney and Jayden head to the movies. In costume. Well, one of them is wearing a costume. The other? Just sunglasses in the dark. Standard. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Ric Flair 911 Call — ‘They’re Both Drunk’

Filed under: Celebrity Justice TMZ has obtained the 911 call made the night wrestler Ric Flair’s wife allegedly assaulted him on February 21 — a call that was made by the daughter of Flair’s wife.In the call, Jacqueline Beems’ daughter says her mother and Ric “were both drunk” … Permalink

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Lindsay Lohan Is Hot For Old Men

I tend to poke a lot of fun at Lindsay Lohan , but really I just want to spend a lot of time poking Lindsay Lohan. Ha! That was a pretty lame joke, but I’m not kidding, I want to do it with Lindsay Lohan. It’s that simple. Here she is at some sort of fashion garbage in Milan hanging out with an old man who’s obviously paying for the whole trip. One of these days I would like to become one of these old men who hangs out with hot young celebrity chicks on their fancy yachts. Except instead of a yacht, it would be my mother’s basement and we’re drinking gallons of orange soda. Good times. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Jennifer Lopez Spoofs ‘We Are The World,’ Olympics On ‘SNL’

J. Lo’s television blitz continues with ‘How I Met Your Mother’ cameo, rumored ‘Glee’ appearance. By Hillary Crosley Jennifer Lopez spoofs “We are the World” on SNL on Febuary 27 Photo: NBC Jennifer Lopez might be between record labels , but her television appearances have been fast and frequent. After filming an episode of CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother” last month, playing a sexy self-help guru who seduces Neil Patrick Harris’ character, Lopez hit “Saturday Night Live” for the first time in almost a decade. “The first time I was on this show was 10 years ago. … Back then I was single and traveling around with a big entourage,” Lopez said, opening the show in a form-fitting black leather dress. “But people grow up; now I’m married with two beautiful children.” The singer/actress went on to have an awkward conversation with comedian and “SNL” cast member Kenan Thompson, who was posing as a discarded member of her 1990s entourage, flanked by two drag queens wearing her infamous green barely-there dress and a denim bodysuit. All ended well as Thompson left the stage with the drag queens in tow and J. Lo began the show. Another skit portrayed “We Are the World 3,” a spoof of the recent remake. Lopez played Rihanna , wearing a black and white Balmain-inspired leather jacket with gold hoops, hipster sunglasses and a blond cropped wig. “There comes a time, eh!, when we heed a certain call, eh!” Lopez sang, poking fun at the “Rude Boy” singer. In the next skit, Lopez was part of a Winter Olympics curling team. She played a confused Telemundo reporter covering the Winter Olympics in another. “We don’t understand these, es loca!” said Lopez, wearing an orange blazer. The strangest clip had to be a mock celebrity news interview in which Lopez was questioned by Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader, leading the Bronx native to scream “paciencia y fe” (“patience and faith”) like a madwoman before stomping out of view. Lopez also performed two guiter-led songs including the Danja-produced, Wynter Gordon-written “Starting Over” from her forthcoming album, Love? Her LP is slated to hit stores this summer. Lopez still has not specified what label she has signed to, but Deadline Hollywood , the blog that originally broke the story of the Sony split, reported that she is in talks with Island Def Jam. Neither she nor her former label, Sony Records, has discussed what precipitated the split, but Deadline speculated that it might have been a response to the poor critical and commercial reception to the album’s first official single, “Louboutins,” which failed to light up the charts. Lopez’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother” airs March 8, and she is rumored to be in talks for an appearance on the Golden Globe-winning show “Glee.” Related Artists Jennifer Lopez

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K-Fed Confused by Green Mystery Substance

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , K-Fed Kevin Federline visited a grocery store in Los Angeles on Friday and seemed to struggle to recognize a box of leafy greens.We’re told K-Fat was shopping for healthy foods with his girlfriend Victoria Prince — but still managed to suck down a cancer … Permalink

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Carmen Electra’s Curves Save Lives

It’s nice to see that Carmen Electra is keeping herself in good shape, here she is at some ‘Music Saves Lives’ launch party flashing her classic curves. Who’s she dating now and how thin is his douche beard? She needs to settle down with a nice stable stay at home in his mother’s basement kinda guy. Let me check my rolodex and see if I know anybody that fits the description…. That’s right princess, I’m talking about yours truly. Call me.

Mom of MTV ‘Teen Mom’ Cops Plea, Gets Knives

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Debra Danielson — the mother of 18-year-old “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham — struck a plea deal after she was accused of choking her daughter … and as part of the deal, she wants her knives back. Danielson agreed to a deferred prosecution at … Permalink

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Courtney Cox Sweet Cougar Body

I’ve actually watched a few episodes of the Courtney Cox sitcom Cougartown and I kinda like it, not because it’s funny, but because Ms Cox seems to spend a lot of time running around chasing boys in tight little outfits or flashing the neighbors in her bikini . Hot. I want to move to this mysterious Cougartown , it seems to be filled with a lot of good looking promiscuous women. And I happen to love older promiscuous women. Notice how I didn’t say good looking, I live in my mother’s basement, at this point I just want to hump. more pictures of Courtney Cox here