I don’t know or care who Elsa Pataky is – but Women’s Health does and they decided to strip her down into a bikini and share her with the world, and I’m not complaining, I feel like every girl needs to be celebrated for her accomplishments by being stripped the fuck down…
This is probably some pretty serious news to comic book nerds everywhere….Jennifer Lawrence in full Mystique make-up has been leaked to the internet….Mystique, a character they probably grew up to and who they probably got their first boner to….making this picture the kind of think that could put a virgin loser nerd in lockdown for a week….but I guess the real virgin loser nerd has already seen the shit because being a socially awkward fanboy with nothing much to do but sit and follow the entire cast and crew of the movie on social media…is all you have… To those of us who don’t care about comic books, here’s Jennifer Lawrence in a blue body suit for some shitty mainstream IMAX 3D movie she’s booked, cuz that’s where all Academy award winners belong….
Sony has bought the movie rights to Angry Birds ! Yes. Movie rights. There will be an Angry Birds movie . Now that movie studios are mining apps for ideas, we can all look forward to such thrilling summer Blockbusters as: Instagram: The Duckface of Death, Google Maps: Curse of the Undocumented Construction, and Grindr : The Casual Encounter. Today, Sony hired write Jon Vitti to pen the screenplay. Vitti has written on such shows as Saturday Night Live , The Critic , The Larry Sanders Show , King of the Hill , and The Simpsons. What do you think? Can the Angry Birds movie be any good at all? Or are apps a horrible place to draw inspiration for a movie? Angry Birds has a premiere date set for July 1. 2016.
Emma Watson was at Cannes to premiere her new movie The Bling Ring , so here are some pictures for all you nerds out there. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared. » view all 34 photos Photos: WENN.com
Tommy Wilson, son of actor Thomas F. Wilson, who played Biff Tannen in Back to the Future , is emerging as an elite high school pitcher. Wilson starts for Notre Dame High in Sherman Oaks, Calif., and we can imagine that he gets his fair share of heckles thrown his way. Why? Well, his dad’s iconic character was full of ’em. From “butthead,” to “chicken,” opposing fans have plenty of options. Tommy Wilson Biff’s Insults from Back to the Future In 33.1 innings, the younger Wilson, who was only recently added to the starting rotation, has a 1.68 ERA with 44 strikeouts. Excellent numbers. As for how the crowd treats him, knowing who is father is? The younger Wilson says, “They’ll quote the movie sometimes… They’ll try to make jokes about it and stuff, but I try not to focus on that too much.” Thomas F. Wilson has also appeared on shows like Freaks and Geeks and Franklin & Bash , and he can be seen in the upcoming movie The Heat .
Pretty much the only things I know about Alice Eve are that she’s in the new Star Trek movie, she’s British, and she’s hot . And here she is at the movie’s LA premiere proving all three of those things. Well, okay, maybe not the British part, but definitely the other two. I’m digging the hot futuristic outfit and those sweater mounds. In fact, I think they just set off my phaser. That’s a Star Trek thing, right? Either way, I have to go change my sweatpants. » view all 29 photos Photos : WENN.com
Farrah Abraham fears that she might be pregnant from her sex tape with James Deen, though we’re fairly certain (and hopeful) that this is not true. The status of her womb is unclear, but TMZ spotted her buying a test and reports that she’s already missed her period and is totally freaking out. She’d gone through a 12-month dry spell before the Farrah Abraham sex tape , during which no condoms were used, and she’s not on birth control. Well, we all know the last part. It would be an epic story, but luckily for the 21-year-old Teen Mom alum-turned-porn-star, and for society at large, we highly doubt she’s with child: When James Deen “finished,” it wasn’t in any major orifice. It’s called Backdoor Teen Mom for a reason, people. Happy Mother’s Day!!!
Happy Mother’s Day! We can all enjoy this celebration honoring mothers, motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of moms in society in general. Here at THG, this means a tribute to some of the celebrity moms we all know and love … and also a bunch who could use some improvement. So on Mother’s Day 2013, take a look at a 13 popular celebrity moms (and 13 more who also have kids) and vote for your favorite (and least favorite): Who’s your favorite celebrity mom? Jennifer Garner Reese Witherspoon Brooke Burke Gwen Stefani Michelle Obama Angelina Jolie Jessica Alba Jada Pinkett Smith Amy Poehler Julia Roberts Kelly Ripa Emily Maynard Beyonce View Poll » Who’s your least favorite celebrity mom? Kate Gosselin Jenelle Evans Dina Lohan Tanning Mom Courtney Love Kris Jenner Brooke Mueller Farrah Abraham Octomom Linda Hogan June Shannon Kim Kardashian (future) View Poll »
So … who should play Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie? It’s a heated debate that has raged ever since the film adaptation of the best-selling erotic trilogy was announced, and waiting to find out is like Red Room torture. Minus the pleasure, of course. Though there is some fun in guessing. With the decision coming soon – it has to be if they’re ever going to actually make the movie – we want to know who you would most drool over in the role: Who should play Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey? Ian Somerhalder Alex Pettyfer Stephen Amell Matt Bomer Ryan Gosling Ryan Phillippe Alexander Skarsgard Henry Cavill Chris Evans Tom Hardy Other (cite in comments) View Poll »
What the hell…. “Iron Man” Movie Theatre Promo Stunt Mirrors Colorado Theatre Shooting A operators of movie theatre in Missouri has issued an apology to moviegoers and police after they staged a stunt intended to promote “Iron Man 3,” where a man entered the movie theatre dressed in body armor and carrying a fake rifle. Several moviegoers were immediately frightened, as the stunt mirrored the Colorado movie theatre massacre that took place last summer. via Fox News Operators of a Missouri movie theater apologized Friday for a stunt in which an actor dressed in black, wearing body armor and carrying a fake rifle walked in to the movie house. The stunt occurred during a promotion for the movie “Iron Man 3″ last weekend at the Goodrich Capital 8 Theaters in Jefferson City. Actors appeared at the theater, including some dressed as officers and one as Iron Man. Another actor was wearing what appeared to be assault gear and carrying a rifle. Some moviegoers were frightened and called 911, recalling the shooting in July at a Colorado theater during the premiere of “The Dark Knight Rises.” That attack killed 12 people and injured dozens others, and authorities said the gunman was dressed in police-style body armor. Management of the Jefferson City theater apologized on the theater’s Facebook page, saying it was meant to be part of the entertainment. They noted that similar dress-up promotions have occurred at past movies. They couldn’t think of ANYTHING else to do to promote this movie at this theatre?? SMH! Shutterstock Continue reading →