I guess this Victoria’s Secret recruited 18 year old from a Eastern European country, that I can only assume is part of the human trafficking trade, because how else does an 18 year old girl from an Eastern European country end up in America working for top brands….I mean all the Eastern European girls I know are on webcam sites hiding their bruises while being watched by their handlers so they don’t cry for help….. Whatever the reason for Barbara Palvin, she’s here, she’s not all that hot, she’s modeling for Intimissimi Lingerie, because I guess Victoria’s Secret likes to share her, you know lend her to other companies, to build her resume and portfolio and fanbase, before locking her down, and these are the behind the scenes pics. Inspiring. I know.
Here are some seriously shit quality pics of Kirsten Dunst on her movie making comeback tour – on the set of Anchorman 2 – and she’s in her underwear….at least that is what I am told…it looks more like some weird looking dress , or maybe some vintage lingerie that she got back when her career was relevant, 50 fucking years aog…. It’s the kind of underwear that you’d think that I can’t really masturbate to….but luckily…I can masturbate to anything…especially a silly toothed, big titty, mental health issue ridden, addict who was once an “It girl” everyone loved, despite her inability to shower, who is still trying despite being old, tired, damaged and in pixelated lingerie from another era….. If you throw it my way, if I’ll take on that masturbation challenge….it’s the only thing I know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
For some, the scariest movie image would be something like zombie ghost dogs jumping out of a haunted shed and eating your face, thus turning you into a zombie ghost dog. Those people have probably never considered being stranded alone in the infinite darkness of space. Watch the first Gravity trailer to get an idea of what it might be like, and then try sleeping ever again: Gravity Trailer Sandra Bullock and George Clooney star as astronauts on their first and last missions, respectively. While on a space walk, their ship explodes, leaving them stranded in space with no communication with Earth. Gravity is directed by Alfonso Cuarón. It will premiere October 4.
The dazzling commercials for this sure-to-be box office smash proclaim that it’s going to be the summer of Gatsby . But does it live up to enormous expectations? While there’s sure to be a division of opinions between literary purists, Luhrmann fans, and regular ol’ moviegoers, there is simply no doubt that this film is a piece of work. As for this critic, I’m staunchly on the side that loved this interpretation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s famous novel The Great Gatsby. Director Baz Luhrmann is known for his distinct, somewhat over-the-top, storytelling style. His past cinematic achievements include William Shakespeare’s: Romeo and Juliet and Moulin Rouge . Both of those films are stories that have been told before, but Luhrmann has a way of re-imagining the stories and adding his own eccentric and decadent spin on things. This is exactly what he did for The Great Gatsby . For all of the book fans out there, fear not as the most important prose from the book is included in the film. However there are times when the words are spinning out at you in 3D fashion and dancing over scenes. The story does not stray too often from the novel which is something that should keep longtime The Great Gatsby fans satisfied. As for the characters, I found that casting best friends in the role of Nick Carraway and Jay Gatsby was brilliant. Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio have a longstanding relationship that probably helped them sink into their roles easily. In my opinion, the casting was simply perfect. Maybe Isla Fisher is a little too hot to play Myrtle the mistress, but she does a job well done. Any hardcore book fans know that Daisy really has dark hair, but Carey Mulligan nails the role of Daisy’s dainty, naive, charming but fickle debutante. DiCaprio has the glamour and allure of an old-Hollywood movie star, making him the perfect choice for Jay Gatsby. His star power allows him to pull off the excess and lavish character that is the infamous Gatsby. Without giving too much away, the film does add some elements that are lacking from the novel. For instance, there was more substance in the love scenes between Daisy and Gatsby. You visually understand their affair and his longing, whether it be the iconic green light or the tabs he’s kept on her over the years. Luhrmann took a tale of the American Dream of happiness and wealth and put a modern day touch on it that surely would’ve suited a man like Jay Gatsby, and probably F. Scott Fitzgerald himself. The soundtrack includes world famous acts like Jay-Z and Fergie, but it’s Lana Del Rey’s “Young and Beautiful” that plays throughout most of the movie and puts you in touch with the story. If moviegoers are unimpressed by all else, there is absolutely no doubt that the film is visually stunning. Aside from the 3D factor, which surprisingly works, the production of the party scenes and landscapes are vivid and visually enchanting. The costume design done by Luhrmann’s wife Catherine Martin is impeccable, flawless, and likely to win an Oscar for it’s portrayal of the Art Deco period. All in all, it is worth the trip to the theater and the extra few bucks for 3D to see this new take on the literary classic The Great Gatsby . Who knows, maybe you’ll be inspired to throw your own version of the West Egg’s most notorious parties this summer? RATING: 4/5 Stars
Kendall Jenner is the 17 year old Kardashian being trained to take over the throne, and be the figure head for the family, you know the girl the paparazzi follow, who gets into staged scandals and walks around in a bikini, until getting hired by Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to live out her dream of being a lazy, overpaid bitch, who offers very little to the public, because posing half naked, is not getting fucked on camera….if you know what I mean…but I guess she doesn’t have to go down that route cuz her fat sister took the hit for the family,,, Here she is eating like a pig because she grew up with the Kardashians….but more importantly, she’s licking her lips like a young harlot cuz she grew up with the Kardashians. This is all manufactured crap that will implode along with her soul…I am sure of it…
This is one of the more ridiculous pics I have ever seen of a titty flash. I mean clearly not staged, obviously funny as shit, from Pharrell’s facial expression, to his bitch’s tits on blast for the world to see just how not substantial they are, not that he needs substantial tits, I’m a firm lover of small tits, it usually comes with good everything else, but they are definitely not the kind of tits you’d want the world to see, because the world is a mean place full of haters, who can’t embrace a natural beauty in this world filled with objectified women…. That said…check out her titties as she trips. This should happen to every girl who leaves the house….everyday…and posted to Facebook and google street view, you know giving them more of a purpose than just jerking off to beach bikini pics…. Her name is Helen Lasichanh and she seems like a lot of braless fun. Miley’s gonna be jealous, cuz she’s the braless bitch up on Pharrell’s dick who he should be catching….
All I see is Old chin skin hanging off her face like a set of senior citizen balls at Diaper changing before bed time, but apparently, if you look close enough, you’ll see her nipple as she participates for a lot of money in some shitty Judd Apatow movie cuz Judd Apatow movies are the only thing the movie industry is financing these days…. Unfortunately, I don’t have nerd vision, you know cuz I fuck enough and have fucked enough to not even notice nipples when they are in front of me, except today when some granny was walking in a sheer top with the hardest nipples I ever saw. She was probably the same age as Cameron Diaz, only she wasn’t pretending to be hot and 20 still…still doing it better than whatever is going on here….but I am posting it anyway.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people….. So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics. Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch…. I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened. I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her…. Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.
I guess Alice Eve was waiting for the UK premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness 3D to bust out the cleavage, but whatever the reason, it did the trick. I don’t go to many movies, but these pictures officially convinced me to check out Star Trek . Who cares if the movie is any good, it’ll be worth it just to see those funbags popping out at me in 3D. And I know I won’t be the only guy in the audience trying to reach out and touch them. » view all 49 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
Ah, the franchise. It’s brought us such amazing films as Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides , Transformers 3 , and Scary Movie 5 . Now, another franchise is capitalizing on its immutable success, as Sony has announced it is moving forward with Men in Black 4 . Unknown writer Oren Uziel has been hired to pen the script. No word yet on whether the franchise’s stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones will return, or whether the franchise will go the Bourne direction and center on new characters. Also no word on whether Barry Sonnenfield, who directed the first three films, will return.
