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Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family… The post Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day

Romee Strijd is in Maxim…. Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist…. Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away…. More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god…. Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that… But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy… So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn… Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian… The post Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots.. This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists… Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was…. The post Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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La La Land Takes The Audience’s Hearts — And Oscar Talk — Home From TIFF

The 2016 Toronto International Film Festival may have just upped the Oscar chances of ‘La La Land’ thanks to its People’s Choice Award win.

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La La Land Takes The Audience’s Hearts — And Oscar Talk — Home From TIFF

Oliver Stone Doesn’t Belong In 2016

What happens to an artist when what were once revelations are now last week’s news?

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Oliver Stone Doesn’t Belong In 2016

Justice League Director Zack Snyder Shares A Sneak Peek On Batman Day

To celebrate #BatmanDay, ‘Justice League’ director Zack Snyder shared a quick glimpse of J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon in the forthcoming ‘Justice League.’

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Did Hailee Steinfeld’s ‘The Edge of Seventeen’ Just Become The Next Great Teen Movie?

Hailee Steinfeld’s ‘The Edge of Seventeen’ is the talk of the 2016 Toronto International Film Festival thanks to its insta-teen classic status.

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Amy Nicholson At TIFF: Catfights! Cannibals! Pregnant Serial Killers!

And that’s just the beginning. Our critic didn’t even get to the second cannibal movie

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Amy Nicholson At TIFF: Catfights! Cannibals! Pregnant Serial Killers!

8 Blair Witch Questions I Need Answered Immediately

After watching “Blair Witch,” the 2016 follow-up to “The Blair Witch Project,” I have a few questions.

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Emma Roberts Reunited With Her Nancy Drew Co-Star For The First Time In A Decade

Emma Roberts met up with ‘Nancy Drew’ co-star Josh Flitter on the set of ‘Scream Queens.’

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