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REVIEW: Colin Firth Leaves Us Speechless in The King’s Speech

Now that audiences will finally have a chance to see The King’s Speech, they can assess for themselves whether they can “relate” to a movie — based on a true story — in which a stuttering monarch works with a speech therapist to overcome his deficiency. That’s a question critics, journalist-types and Oscar watchers have been pondering since the movie started gathering buzz in Toronto in September, and plenty of critics have already called the movie middlebrow. While they don’t necessarily mean the word as a perjorative, their use of it does give the sense that a movie is something you examine from the safe end of a long stick, and in the case of The King’s Speech, yes, by golly, the ordinary folk out there just might take to it.

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REVIEW: Colin Firth Leaves Us Speechless in The King’s Speech

Leighton Meester Shows Off her Moves of the Day

This Monte Carlo Shit is taking the fuck over. It is going to be hug cuz they have hired the actors of all the hit shows teenage girls get boners over. From Selena Gomez from Disney dick sucking fame, to some dude from Glee I’ve never heard of, to Leighton Meester from Gossip girl and I’m sure more of these poptart pieced of shit are polluting the beaches of Monte Carlo in a way that makes me wish they all traveled together and the plane went down….since I figure we need a “Buddy Holly / Big Bopper” caliber crash to rock the nation and bring us all together…making them more of a sacrifice for humanity, something substantially more relevant and important than they’d ever amount to staying on this poptart train except maybe for this Leighton Meester pig, who has proven that despite having a criminal mother, and being born in a halfway house, she doesn’t have to whore out on the street corner, but instead can whore out in the back lot of the movie set, with people who can pay her more than 50 dollars a blowjob, and who bring fame instead of shame when she squeezes their cum out of her pussy…and here is a preview of where her moves start…before the numb mouth, the gagging, the raw vagina and all the real good stuff…. Pics via Bauer

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Leighton Meester Shows Off her Moves of the Day

Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

I am sure there are a few guys out there who are going nuts over these pictures and not because they are of a lingerie model but because they are of a girl holding a balloon like she was 5. I am hoping that you are not one of those people because sexualizing little kid activities is really fucking creepy, unless that little kid activity is oral sex in the backyard after playing doctor…but that’s totally different than kids playing innocently in the park with their balloons, cuz it’s an activity people of all ages can appreciate…one of those timeless classics that doesn’t make you a pedophile if you try to incorporate it into sex with some girl you got drunk enough to agree to sex with you…but dressing the bitch up in pigtails with a balloon and grass stained knees while making her pretend she lost her mom while talking in a baby voice isn’t….so I don’t know what Miranda Kerr is doing or who she is trying to appeal to by being cute and playful like she’s 5, but it’s gotta be bad… Pics via Bauer

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Miranda Kerr Plays with Balloons for the Pedophiles of the Day

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive…. Pics via Bauer

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Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

Epic Wedding Announcement

Someday I hope I meet a girl who will let me waste so much money producing a high-budget wedding announcement. But I'll settle for a girl who is 2 feet taller than me, if I have to

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How Much Would, Say, an Olsen Sex Tape Be Worth?

Another day, another celebrity sex tape, this time with Eric Dane. How much money do those things make? —Leron, Tennessee Let’s get right to the point

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How Much Would, Say, an Olsen Sex Tape Be Worth?