Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat… That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator… The post The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 3 saw our fair heroine tired of trying to fix her broken husband and marriage. Could this mean the end?! Watch Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 3 Online By the time Kendra on Top Season 4 Episode 3 aired, more than a year has passed since the cheating scandal that rocked her marriage. How much is real, how much is reality TV scripted nonsense, and whether Ava London fondled Hank Baskett over or under the shorts? We cannot say. But some s–t went down. In any case, Kendra on Top Season 3 and Marriage Boot Camp Season 3 both chronicled their attempts to pick up the pieces and move on. They appeared to be doing well for a time, but Wilkinson said on last night’s episode that believe it or not, “I’m not doin’ too good, still.” “I want to laugh again. I am dealing with some real drama in my life that I need to get past, but I am being me, just not really happy me.” Longingly, she pleads, “I just want to be happy again.” She tells the father of her two kids pretty much the same thing: “I’m confused about a lot. I know that I love you and I forgive everything.” “I’m not trying to hold any of what you’ve done over your head … [but] If you were me, you would be completely 100% healed?” Not if there’s a show to film, are we right y’all!? But seriously folks. Baskett tearfully asks her, “How long do you want to sit there and punish me and make me realize that I failed?” As long as it takes, bruh. As long as it takes. But seriously again. We have no idea if the Kendra divorce rumors or talk of her dating Shawne Merriman are true, but we know this: All is not well at home, and she’s either a better actress than we give her credit for or she’s married to a guy who is still kind of a mess. “He’s trapped,” K-Dubs tells the WE tv crew. “And I’m so tired of trying to fix him.” How will this saga end?! Can he be fixed?! Does he even need fixing or is this all a sham to keep the paychecks rolling in for Casa de Baskett?! Click to watch Kendra on Top online and find out. View Slideshow: Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: So in Love?
I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet. But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not… Here’s some pics of her from instagram… Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth: Here are some pics: The post Kylie Jenner and her Black Boyfriend in a Stripper Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since I don’t live in the UK, I’ve never seen the show The Only Way Is Essex , but I’m sure it’s pretty much the same thing as The Hills, only with chicks with bigger boobs and accents. Here is one of the stars Chloe Sims at her book launch. Is it me or does Chloe look like an alien with massive funbags? I’m not going to lie, the inner sci-fi geek in me finds her to be out of this world sexy.
When I had the chance to fuck a redhead, I was in high school, and was disgusted by redheads…The thought of their orange pussy hair on their bright pink pussy lips, all pale skinned and socially awkward weirdness, actually made me gag, when I got the weird redheaded girl to show me her cunt as a joke, before mocking her to the whole school, leading to her committing society the summer after graduation, that I feel wasn’t caused by me, but the torment of everyone else….bullying really represents survival of the fittest doesn’t it…. That said, a decade ago, or so, I realized that I fucking loved red head pussy, but I was married, and I guess God was spiting me for the evil I displayed on a red head I had a chance with, leading to every single redhead I ever meet rejecting me… But luckily I can jerk off to these Cintia Dicker pics…cuz let’s face it…I’d love to dick her….while she rocks GQ Brasil….
I cannot believe I am posting this shit….Seriously….I think Glee is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing and whether this high school gay icon, the Barbara Streisand / Bette Midler of this generation, with pretty much the same level of sex appeal as both those Jewish idols of hers….and whether she can sing or not…she’s got a face only a gay guy could jerk off to….leading me to wonder if her non-discript genitals are more boy or girl…not that it matters… What matters is that dude talking about styling her hair is more erotic than seeing her half naked in picture…. Here’s the ass in 60′s lingerie pic….for you tranny lovers… But To See THe Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
That is one conservative writer’s theory. In article about how poor “Big Daddy” Cain is being made to look like a villain when he did way less with the broads accusing him of sexual harrassment then Bill Clinton did with all of his side-pieces, Victor David Hanson basically says that Barack Obama speaks too well to be a REAL Black man, and now that liberals have been faced with a real Black man (namely Cain), they are uncomfortable. Cain also wins greater scrutiny, not exemption, because he is black — or at least a certain sort of black. In addition to his conservatism, his voice, bearing, grammar, and diction, even his showy black cowboy hat, bother liberals in much the same way that Joe Frazier was not Muhammad Ali and Clarence Thomas was not Anita Hill. Black authenticity, as defined by Southern mannerisms and darker complexion, amplified by conservatism or traditionalism, earns liberal unease. Rarely has anyone been so candid in confessing just that unease as were Senators Harry Reid and Joe Biden in their backhanded praise of Barack Obama during the 2008 campaign. I think Reid (“light-skinned,” “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one”) and Biden (“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”) both were trying to say at the time that Barack Obama did not look or sound like someone analogous to Herman Cain. Yet most Americans are far more concerned with authenticity than with color or diction, and Cain is nothing but authentic. His speech and manner are as genuine as Obama’s are forced and often phony. His everyman persona and appeal to the working classes scare the liberal elite, in much the same way that Sarah Palin’s did. If Cain were to say “corpse-man” or “punish our enemies,” he would be written off as an embarrassment — in liberal parlance, a “minstrel” and “buffoon.” But if he said “corpse-man” with an academic non-accent and a Harvard pedigree, well, that’s a momentary, understandable slip for a gaffe-prone Harry Reid or Joe Biden. SMH at people who reveal their own racism and prejudice while trying so hard to show it exists in others. Source
I haven’t seen Brooke Hogan in a while, she’s looking pretty much the same, kind of man-ish but still kinda hot. If you’re into that kind of thing. Here she is at what looks like either a crappy art show or one of the worst kennels I’ve ever seen. What’s with the cage? Anyhow, it doesn’t matter, I’m just glad to see Brooke’s big tanned breasts stuffed into a tight dress. Enjoy. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here
What? Rebel is just a bunch of kids on a bicycle and then James Franco on a bicycle and then a weird gunshot sound. And it was clearly shot on an iPhone! Oh Franco, you never let us down. … More » Post from: Crushable Video: Check Out A Preview For James Franco’s Short Film With Harmony Korine Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Crushable Discovery Date : 13/04/2011 21:09 Number of articles : 2
Wrapping up our coverage of the MIX11 keynote today is a video showing off the raw HTML5 capabilities that IE9 Mobile will bring to the Windows Phone platform. IE9 Mobile is built with much the same guts as the desktop version of IE9, meaning that the HTML5 prowess that the full build of Internet Explorer Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Next Web Discovery Date : 13/04/2011 21:22 Number of articles : 2
