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Get It Right, Get It Tight: Top 10 Essential Workout Songs

Summer is slowly approaching and chubby lumpkins ’ everywhere are scrambling to lose fluffy muffin tops, lumpy man-boobs or cuddly kangaroo pouches. With thousands of workout songs to choose from, we picked ten workout essentials to get you right. Here are ten essential workout songs for cardio, jogs or basic 30-minute exercise sessions. Take a look.

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Get It Right, Get It Tight: Top 10 Essential Workout Songs

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Booty Time

Do you like a set of bleach blond twins posing together in trashy little outfits as much as I do? Of course you do, or you wouldn’t be wasting your time on this site while you’re supposed to be doing a spreadsheet or whatever it is you do all day in your cubicle. Here are Kristina and Karissa Shannon at some sort of party where wearing see through skirts and a thong is not only acceptable, but encouraged. Where the hell was my invitation? Those booties could use my attention.

Jenna Haze’s Sweet Booty Pop

I’m not sure if any of you are as into pornstars as I am, who am I kidding of course you are, but I couldn’t resist posting this shot of Jenna Haze with her cute little booty popping out of her low cut jeans while she poses on some lucky dude’s car. I’ve heard about Muffin Tops before, when a chicks fat gets squeezed out of the top of her jeans like a muffin, but this is ridiculous. Jenna is by no means fat or anything, but this has got to be the hottest Muffin Top ever.