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Ashley Greene’s Incredibly Cute Booty

I’m sure most of you know how much I like this Ashley Greene chick, even if she is in those annoying sensitive vampire movies, and some of you may know how much I like watching hot chicks feed parking meters, so put the two together and we’ve got a winner. Here’s the Twilight starlet showing off her cute little booty while she slowly and gently pumps a parking meter full of coins…. Over and over again. Hot. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

Katy Perry Shows Some Skin

Here’s Katy Perry showing some skin at the Much Music Video Awards last night in a dress that looks like it could easily come undone. Unfortunately it didn’t, but we still get a good look at her hipster boobs so I’m not complaining. For the most part Katy annoys the crap out of me, but I have to hand it to her she steps it up for parties and award shows by dressing like a stripper or a pornstar. Well done. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Ashley Greene Has Trouble With Her Top

I absolutely love hot women in their sweet workout outfit, it let’s me know they’re at least trying to stay fit, especially when the hottie in question is Ashley Greene . Here she is walking the streets in her nice spandex having a little trouble containing her boobs with that top of hers. This is a clever clothing design if you ask me, a top that never really stays in place long enough to keep the boobs covered. Brilliant. Next I want to see dresses that are so light that they can’t help but be blown up by even the slightest breeze. Hot.

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

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Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Ashley Greene’s Girl On Girl Action

It looks like Ashley Greene might be getting a little desperate. With rumors circulating that she’s trying to make a cash grab before the next installment in the Twilight saga and that producers might dump her from the movie altogether just to make a point, here she is trying to stay relevant by playing kissy face with some chick on the red carpet the other night. I like it, more hot barely-celebrity chicks should go this route, this might be just what Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari need to keep working now that their show is cancelled. Although in their case I would replace innocent little kisses with naughty baby oil leg wrestling. Ashley is more than welcome to join in. Call me.

Ashley Greene Knows How To Tease

I don’t know if I’m just in the mood for a frappuccino or if Ashley Greene looks absolutely delicious in these pictures. Whatever it is, I could sure go for a taste right about now. Here she is walking the streets while she gives me those bedroom eyes that I like so much. I think I may be falling for this bird, every time I see her she gets better and better looking, even if she’s not doing anything other than sensually sucking on her straw in public like she knows what she’s up to. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene Pumps It Good

Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.

Ashley Greene Teases

Here’s Ashley Greene teasing us with some sexy faces while she buys flowers, I bet she got a discount. Have I written enough yet? Are you still reading this garbage? Seriously, it’s just some chick in a cardigan making a couple of doing it facial expressions that I’ve never seen before. Most of the sex faces I see involve frowns or scowls or bitter looks of disappointment. Aren’t you glad you kept reading?

Ashley Greene Does Marie Claire

Here’s Ashley Greene in some photo shoot for Marie Claire magazine. I like that she’s starting to get more attention and getting featured in magazines, but Marie Claire ? If you’re trying to reach out to old ladies waiting to have a crown fixed at the dentist sure, but I somehow doubt that’s her target audience.

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JWoww & The Situation Bring ‘Jersey Shore’ To Miami

Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of the hit MTV reality show Jersey Shore partied it up at Mansion nightclub in Miami Beach, Florida last night. In other guido news, JWoww could be getting a whole lot more exposure than she really hoped for. There’s a rumor circulating that some naked pictures of her are being shopped around which really isn’t that surprising

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JWoww & The Situation Bring ‘Jersey Shore’ To Miami