Nearly five months after giving birth to her first child, Natalie Portman returns to Hollywood tomorrow night to take part in Jason Reitman’s live reading of The Apartment at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art. The Oscar winner will play Fran Kubelik, “the fetching elevator operator” that Shirley MacLaine played (and earned an Academy Award nomination for) in the 1960 Billy Wilder film. J.K. Simmons, Ken Jeong, Nick Kroll, Mindy Kaling and Jake Johnson will round out tomorrow night’s cast. [ @JasonReitman , Vulture ]
I have met Natalie Portman fans and they are really fucking weird, collectors who prefer to be called loyal, often times they are Jewish, because she is Jewish, from Israel, her real name is “HERSHLAG” which sounds like code for a slumpy vagina….. Good looking, so held in high esteem in the community of guys who constantly date non jewish girls, until they decide to marry and start a family having no choice but to marry a Jewish girl….leaving her the beacon of hope that one day they’ll get a Herschlag of their own….. Often times….they are also virgin, sci-fi, star wars types who haven’t left their basement computer rooms since black swan was released and she tainted herself with not that AIDS CULKIN FUCKER MILA KUNIS…also a jewish girl who is a beacon of hope to Jewish guys everywhere, when they forget about the whole AIDS sex with Culkin…..but also with a kid that raped her uterus…. So these are some pics of her post-baby body walking in jeans….for those who still care about her….which I assume is every single one of her fans cuz they have a hard time letting go of things…it’s part of their ASPERGERS…..
Anne Hathaway, who also plays Catwoman#39;s alter-ego, Selina Kyle, reportedly beat out Keira Knightley, Rachel Weisz, Blake Lively and Natalie Portman for the coveted role. Anne Hathaway is a lady in leather. The actress, 28, donned her tight black Catwoman costume on the set of The Dark Knight Rises, the latest installment of the Batman movie franchise. The film, which is set for a July 2012 release, also stars Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tom Hardy.
Indie band takes MTV News on a post-Bumbershoot vintage-shopping spree in Seattle. By Matt Elias David Price of Brite Futures Photo: MTV News SEATTLE — On a sunny Sunday morning, local band Brite Futures stood outside of the Fremont Vintage Mall, still riding high from playing the main stage at the Bumbershoot Music and Arts Festival the previous day. Despite a late night of celebrating, BF graciously invited MTV News to check out one of their favorite hometown haunts. “We’re here at the Fremont Vintage Mall,” singer Shaun Libman explained. “This is a place with a lot of crazy stuff, and we always find something weird and cool here.” Thus, we went into the kitschy vintage store with three-fifths of the band. As for the other two members, singer/guitarist Luke Smith told us, “One actually has a real job. I shouldn’t say that, but he’s working at a cafe right now. And the other is our drummer, and he just floats around and we never really know where he is.” Inside the store, an eclectic blend of choice records, vintage threads and everything in between (like a velvet Elvis painting) is laid out on two levels. The band quickly took to a set of ’90s neon Looney Tunes caps, which, if you think about it, perfectly sum up the synth-happy indie-rock band: bright, fun and electric. Moving on, Libman spotted a faux-snakeskin trench coat. “Everybody has to have one snakeskin jacket in their repertoire,” Libman declared. “If anybody can pull that off, Luke Smith can.” Without hesitation, Smith threw on the coat and posed for our camera. Once he found his choice, the other members went on the hunt for their personal picks. After sifting through some records, singer and multi-instrumentalist Claire England saw a totally rad ’80s gold gown. “This is my prom dress,” England said. “Who’s your prom date?” Libman asked. “Justin Bieber,” England coyly replied, adding that they would slow dance to one of his songs while he sings it to her. The band continued on, finding an old prosthetic leg, a bin of black-light posters and a vintage Seattle SuperSonics hat (from their beloved former home team, whose arena they played in the day before). Spending the morning with the band, it was hard not to be enveloped by their enthusiasm. After all, they’ve got a new album, Dark Past, dropping November 1. It’s BF’s first full-length since 2008’s Glistening Pleasure, when they were known as Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head (a name Natalie Portman apparently wasn’t cool with). With infectious singles like “Baby Rain” and “Too Young to Kill,” no doubt you’ll be hearing a lot more from this band over the coming months. But before then, the band had to settle on some purchases at the Fremont Vintage Mall. At the checkout, they decided on one of the Looney Toons hats, the gold ’80s prom dress, a vinyl soundtrack from Disney’s “The Rescuers,” the snakeskin coat, a prosthetic limb and a plastic flamingo — you know, just your average Sunday purchases in Seattle. Related Artists Brite Futures
Carrie Fisher would not approve: “Mistakes are a drag, because you get in the area of regret and self-pity. I don’t like to linger in this zone. Obviously, drug use is a huge mistake. So I’ve made some bad choices. That’s reflected in the Princess Leia thing. I do not take it on. Me having a tantrum in the corner for my cut of Star Wars toothpaste? I don’t want to get into it. Every so often, I wonder if Natalie Portman is getting more money than the none I’m getting. If she’s holding a check for Princess Amidala’s likeness in one hand and her Oscar in the other, that would piss me off.” [ The Daily Beast ]
January 2011. Man, that was ages ago! So long ago, in fact, that we as a society have already moved on to a new “the chick from Black Swan doinks her best friend until feelings start to get in the way in a movie named after a popular adult classifieds abbreviation” movie. *Sigh* We were so innocent then. But Skin Central hasn’t forgotten about No Strings Attached, and (t)it’s a good thing we haven’t, because we’ve got a yummy yuletide nip slip from notoriously nipple-shy Natalie Portman ! Check out Natalie’s blouse in the lower left-hand corner, and you’ll see a fully erect dairy dial peeking out on Natalie’s right side. Talk about Christmas in July! See another view of Natalie Portman ‘s nip slip from No Strings Attached after the jump!
January 2011. Man, that was ages ago! So long ago, in fact, that we as a society have already moved on to a new “the chick from Black Swan doinks her best friend until feelings start to get in the way in a movie named after a popular adult classifieds abbreviation” movie. *Sigh* We were so innocent then. But Mr. Skin’s Skin Wizards haven’t forgot about No Strings Attached, and (t)it’s a good thing they haven’t, because we’ve discovered a yummy yuletide nip slip from notoriously nipple-shy Natalie Portman ! Check out Natalie’s blouse in the lower left-hand corner, and you’ll see a fully erect dairy dial peeking out on Natalie’s right side. Talk about Christmas in July! See another view of Natalie Portman ‘s nip slip from No Strings Attached after the jump!
We’ve seen British act-chest Keira Knightey drop her bloomers for some historical hootage in films like The Edge of Love (2009), The Duchess (2008), and Silk (2007), and now she’s taking on the kinky role of a slap-happy psychiatric patient in A Dangerous Method (2011). Directed by David Cronenberg, who sexplored similarly taboo territory in Videodrome (1983), A Dangerous Method is ostensibly about the relationship between psychology pioneers Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung as they develop their theory of psychoanalysis. That’s all fine, but Skin Central’s raging id is more interested in Keira’s role as Sabina Spielrein , a Russian mental patient whose problems stem from her repressed sexual desires, particularly the desire to be hit by men (yowza!). Michael Fassbender, as the good Dr. Jung, graciously offers to help Keria with her slapping sickness. His prescription? A good spanking, of course! Think he’ll cure her of her oral fixation, too? Feeling a little slap-happy yourself? Check out some of our favorite spanking scenes right here on MrSkin.com!
We’ve got a brand-spanking nude playlist celebrating the Girls of Summer Blockbusters 2011 here at Mr. Skin, and to celebrate this epic 40 minute, 49-scene playlist, we’re rubbing down some of its top nude stars on the Mr. Skin blog! We’ve got the hottest babes from the biggest, flashiest, most expensive movies of Summer 2011, so before you cool down in that extra-cold movie theater air conditioning, heat up with Mr. Skin! Before you see them on the silver screen, see them nude after the jump!
