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Man Tries, Fails to Stalk Miley Cyrus; Gets Arrested

Musa Danasabe Ibrahim gets an A for effort, but an F for morality. This 26-year old was arrested around 4 a.m. yesterday for trying to stalk Miley Cyrus. As first reported by X17 Online, police received a phone call from one of Miley’s neighbors early Thursday morning saying they had apprehended a man who claimed “he had a date with Miley.” The only problem? He did not, and he didn’t even get the residence right. “Ibrahim was trying to make entry into Miley Cyrus’ house, but he got the houses mixed up,” the Los Angeles Police Department said in a statement. “When we arrived on scene, we found him in her neighbor’s yard. He was arrested for trespassing.” Ibrahim is in custody. His bail has been set for $5,000. Sounds like a good thing Miley is getting out of the country . [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Lucy Lawless in Spartacus of the Day

I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo…. Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME… Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit… Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial… ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!

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Brad Pitt grabbing Angelina Jolie

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Welcome to Wal-Mart, and remember to spy on your neighbor and report suspicious activity!

Starting in 24 hours you will see and hear a short video, by Janet Napolitano/Homeland Security, broadcasting “Report suspicious activity” across the screens at Wal-Mart for our viewing pleasure while waiting in line to check out. Please spy on your neighbor and be a good “Komrade” and remember, “THEY” are watching you! Big Brother/Sister is your friend! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40552073/ns/us_news-security/ added by: Daena_Smith

War in Somalia’s South, Tourism in the North

By: Alex Pena While war grips the horn of Africa in Somalia’s south, a brand new industry is growing in the north – tourism. A new tourism agency in Somalia’s northern autonomous region of Somaliland called STTA (Somaliland Travel and Tourism Agency) is extending their hand out to the international community. “Come see what we have to offer,” said Abdinasir Ibrahim, Deputy Manager for STTA. The agency, which has been open for a little over a year, has been offering foreigners a glimpse into northern Somalia — a self declared independent region of 3.5 million people, and even though it has managed to find relative calm amidst a violent war in the south, the international community does not recognize it as a country. “Most people have a bad image of Somalia — the piracy, Islamic militants and the war in Mogadishu,” said Ibrahim. “When people come here, they see how people live, how they work and the peaceful situation.” Earlier this year, Somaliland made headlines for what international observers called the first free election in Somalia with over 1 million registered voters electing Ahmed M. Mohamoud Silanyo as their president. The elections were considered to have been fair with relatively low violence. “Seeing is believing,” said Ibrahim. “Once they see Somaliland, only then will they understand that we are very different.” In the one-year STTA has been open for business, they have hosted tourists from all over the world including South Africa, Hungary, Serbia and America. “We’ve had 21 American tourists come visit, and even an 82-year-old woman from Japan,” said Ibrahim. “We weren’t sure how she was going to climb the mountains, but she did.” Tourists of Somaliland can expect to explore archeological sites, but also a rugged dry and what some tourist exclaim as a beautiful coastline that is exclusive to the horn of Africa. One of the most interesting attractions in the Horn of Africa is the Laas Gaal cave paintings. The paintings are located near Hargeisa and were discovered by a French archaeological team in 2002. The Somaliland government says only few tourist have traveled to see the sites, which is why the STTA has made it part of their program. “We really enjoyed every moment of the 8-day tour and we saw many unforgettable, beautiful places in such a short time,” wrote a tourist from Spain on the companies website. “We have been to many countries; America, Europe and Asia, but Somaliland stole our hearts and we will surely come back!” One tourist from England described Somaliland as, “ a country full of hospitality and friendship, with a rich history and traditions, where we met very friendly people.” According to Raymon Gilpin, tourism and Somalia expert at the United States Institute of Peace and Associate Vice President and director of USIP’s Sustainable Economies Center of Innovation, an area like Somaliland is not quite ready for a booming tourism industry. “It has good beaches,” said Gilpin. “But that area is also tainted by piracy. At the moment, it is a diamond in the rough. You’ll have to dig deep, because there is a lot of groundwork that would be needed for a successful tourism industry in Somaliland. “ Gilpin believes there are a few issues Somaliland needs to take care of first before an industry of tourism can boom in Somalia’s north. “I think the biggest issue in context of tourism is why does somebody want to visit. They don’t want 5-star hotel, but the facilities need to give them an enjoyable and interesting stay,” he said. “I don’t see much going on in Somaliland that is preparing the recreational traveler for the experience they would call tourism. There are always curious people who will go, but if your talking tourism, there is a lot more that needs to be done.” SECURITY The STTA offices are located in Somaliland’s capital, Hargeisa, where there is a functioning airport with security and police officers — unlike Somalia’s capital of Mogadishu that has not had a functioning central government in over 21 years. “It has institutions which are not the most robust, but they function well. Security is not 100 percent, but it is decent,” said Gilpin. “Anything in that part of the world is considered ‘risky travel’. Staying outside Hargeisa is risky and potentially dangerous, but not as dangerous as if this was being done in Puntland or Mogadishu,” he said. The U.S. Department of state says in 2007, 2008 and 2009, there were several violent kidnappings and eight assassinations in Somalia, including by suicide bombing, of staff working for international organizations. Additionally, there have been threats against Westerners in Somalia, including Somaliland. Their travel warning reads: “While Somaliland has experienced a level of stability that has not been present in other parts of Somalia, please note that the Department of State continues to warn U.S. citizens against all travel to Somalia, including the self-proclaimed “Independent Republic of Somaliland” According to Ibrahim, tourists should feel safe in the capital exploring shops and places to eat on their own. Leaving the security of the capital is when it’s necessary to have armed guards, and portions of the STTA tours do venture outside that safety realm. “Fortunately we have a close relationship with the government and they offer us special security,” said Ibrahim. “We recognize that our neighbor is Somalia, and it’s just better to have the protection than to not.” Tourists can venture outside the city on what the STTA refers to as a nomadic tour, but according to Ibrahim, most guests head back to the safety of the capital. “They usually don’t like to sleep outside of Hargeisa,” he said. “Although, we are planning a 3-4 day stay outside the capital for a group coming in January.” History Somaliland was under British rule from 1884 until June 1960, when Somaliland received independence from Great Britain. Less than a month later, they joined the former Italian Somalia to form the Republic of Somalia. When the Republic of Somalia fell into a violent civil war from the 1980’s onwards, the people of the former British Somaliland held a congress in which they decided to withdraw from the union and reinstate Somaliland’s sovereignty. This was in 1991, and until this day, Somaliland has still not been recognized as a sovereign nation. added by: AlexPena

Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene Wet on Set of the Day

I know Miley Cyrus is an underage fantasy to you Americans who can’t have sex with 17 year olds….but that’s not why I am posting these pictures of her on set, I don’t encourage Sex Offenders by showing them young girls they want to fuck getting wet and thrown around, with some Ashley Greene, the hot bitch in twilight all the teenage girls in the world aspire to be, and may even masturbate to, because young girls are all hormonal and weird… I am posting these pictures because Miley Cyrus is a relevant talent, one who will go down in history as an innovator who changed the game. The Jay Z of sucking Disney execs off for personal gain, the Beatles of getting in skimpy clothes in photoshoots and outfits and behavior to turn yourself into a sexualized minor (not a sexualized miner) only to get many men arrested in their home towns trying to live out the fantasy she created with the neighbor’s daughter…. Here are some pics of the future, unfortunately not in bikinis, see, I’m allowed to say that, it’s this whole 14 is legal law we have here…..not that I ever take advantage of the law, I just know I can’t get arrested talking about it if I did… Enjoy the young sluts being slutty, pretending to kiss each other, cuz all girls know what guys want…I guess they aren’t so useless after all…

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Time’s Klein: Beck a ‘Telecharlatan’ Who Will Have Hard Time Entering ‘Kingdom of Heaven’

Secular leftists in the media don’t often have use for religion, particularly Christianity, except, it seems, when biblical passages can be isolated out of context to bash religious conservatives over the head as wicked for opposing big government or for standing up for traditional moral values. Enter Joe Klein, Christian theologian extraordinaire, who suggested in Time.com Swampland blog post yesterday that Jesus would make Fox News host Glenn Beck sweat it out a bit at the pearly gates: If Jesus were around today, he might say that it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a telecharlatan to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. In a follow-up blog post from today , Klein thanked a commenter for passing along a passage from the gospel according to St. Matthew wherein Jesus taught that “when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men.” “The noisy proclamation of religiosity is usually a sign of the exact opposite,” Klein preached regarding the August 28 Beck rally. Of course, the teaching Klein cited does not forbid any and all public prayer, it just points out that praying for show as a demonstration of one’s self-righteousness carries no reward with God. Either Klein doesn’t understand that principle or he does and is arguing that the Beck rally was simply a cynical, hypocritical self-righteous display. I think in context, Klein would hold to the latter. Yet in concluding his blog post, Klein seemed to attack Beck and his rally attendees for not being public enough about their religious devotion. The Time writer cited Christ’s  parable of the sheep and goats (Matthew 25:31-46) wherein Jesus pronounced blessing on those who fed the hungry, clothed the naked, and visited the imprisoned because “when you did it to one of the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were doing it to me.”  “It is amazing how infrequently this sentiment is honored by the noisy righteous,” scolded Klein, citing absolutely no evidence for his assertion that the thousands in attendance at the Beck rally are not involved in their quiet lives back home in acts of charity and mercy. Perhaps Klein is alluding to the philosophical opposition Beck and other conservative have to heavy government involvement in social welfare, but if that’s the case Klein would arguably be misappropriating Jesus’s call for personal acts of charity and mercy into a call for government action towards those ends, the opposition against could be castigated as sinful and un-Christlike. At any rate, if Klein wants to play this game, doesn’t he seem a bit judgmental for a guy throwing around Jesus’s words to condemn his neighbor?

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Danielle Staub Accused of Snitching, Coke Whoring, Death Threatening by Former Lover/Drug Dealer

Throughout this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey , Danielle Staub has been referred to as a “coke whore” by her cast mates. But spurned ex-convict Daniel Aguilar went one step further this week, telling Radar Online the troubled reality star is a “snitchin’ coke whore.” And, according to sworn testimony by Aguilar, he should know. Last Thursday, Aguilar was deposed under oath as part of Kevin Maher’s defamation lawsuit against Staub. A former drug dealer who was arrested in a kidnapping and drug distribution scheme with Staub three decades ago, Aguilar went to jail because Staub turned on him. He said he met Staub when she worked as a prostitute and used the names Beverly Merrill and Angela Minelli. The pair started dating and working together, with Staub approaching Aguilar at one point and asking for four kilograms of cocaine to sell to her neighbor. Aguilar provided the drugs. But the neighbor never paid for the cocaine, and Aguilar believes he was ripped off by Staub and this man. In order to cover her tracks, though, Staub allegedly began beating the neighbor over the head with a 9mm Beretta, threatening the man’s life. She told the man’s father that his son would die unless at least $25,000 was paid. Both Staub and Aguilar were arrested for the incident and charged with extortion and intent to distribute cocaine. Via a plea bargain, Staub avoided jail time and flipped on Aguilar, sending him to prison for years. Under oath, Aguilar admitted “I wanted to kill her because of what she did, but I realize that if she’s dead I’m not going to get paid,” referring to the $100,000 he’s still owed for the original cocaine shipment. Aguilar even says he contacted Staub last month to demand the money, but she insists she owes him nothing. It’s a complicated, layered story – and a lot of it rests on the word of a convicted drug dealer. Still, that doesn’t change the fact that Danielle Staub is rewarded for her incredibly shady, illegal behavior throughout the years with a six-figure salary and a starring reality show role.

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Ten Better Ways to Get Back at Your Neighbor [Revenge]

A Staten Island man was arrested this week for hurling a bag of feces (his own, presumably) at the door of his neighbor, with whom he didn’t get along. So unoriginal! Neighborly revenge deserves better. More

Foxy Brown Arrested After Dispute With Neighbor

Neighbor has a restraining order against New York MC, who has been released on $50,000 bail. By Kelley L. Carter Foxy Brown Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage Looks like Foxy Brown is back in trouble again. The Brooklyn rapper was taken into custody after 6 p.m. ET on Wednesday (July 21) for allegedly violating a protective order, according to TMZ . Apparently, the 31-year-old MC had another dustup with her neighbor, who has a restraining order against Brown, according to the New York Post. Neighbors reportedly were forced to step in and hold Brown (real name: Inga Marchand) back before any physical contact between the two occurred. Brown has a history of legal run-ins. In 1997, she spat on two hotel employees in North Carolina when they informed her they didn’t have an iron; she missed a court appearance and turned herself in after a warrant was issued. She was ordered to do 80 hours of community service. Back in 2004, she attacked two manicurists after a dispute over a $20 bill that she refused to pay; she earned three years of probation and had to take anger-management classes. She also was sentenced to one year in jail in 2007 for violating her probation from the altercation with the nail techs; she was given 76 days in solitary confinement after having a physical altercation with another prisoner. The Post says Brown has been released on $50,000 bail in this latest incident. Her manager, Chaz Williams, denied the charges. Related Artists Foxy Brown

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