Tag Archives: never-happened

Can Mariah Carey’s Vocals Shatter Glass? Check Out This Vintage Clip To Find Out

Back in 1993 MTV News asked Mariah Carey if her legendary high vocal range could actually shatter glass and she said that’s never happened, but other weird things have.

Original post:
Can Mariah Carey’s Vocals Shatter Glass? Check Out This Vintage Clip To Find Out

Ninja Please: Ace Hood Claims His Made-In-China Watch Is Worth $60,000, Says He Fired His Jeweler

You need more people Ace . Ace Hood Explains Watch Breaking Homie, you’re ballin’ on a budget don’t front. According to All Hip Hop “When you spend a certain amount on a watch, certain things aren’t supposed to happen. My jeweler, I had to fire my jeweler. He’s definitely going through it. I spent $60,000 on that watch, man. I was just as shocked as everybody else was when it did happen. It never happened to any of my other watches or anything. I looked up. I ain’t even know what it was. I figured it was my bracelet. It wasn’t no thing, though.” “I ain’t even look at the footage. … For it to happen right then in that moment, I was like, ‘You could have happened anywhere else. I just performed. I just ripped down the stage, everything. But you chose to let it be there.’ That’s how I know the Devil be working. He be working. But we good man.” The jeweler had nothing to do with it… buying a $10 watch and pretending like it’s a $60,000 watch does.

See the original post here:
Ninja Please: Ace Hood Claims His Made-In-China Watch Is Worth $60,000, Says He Fired His Jeweler

Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

The whole Hilary Duff multiplying….you know breeding….you know….taking on that annoying world of motherhood…doesn’t really phase me…mainly because I don’t know her and I don’t have to listen to her complain about how her Nanny can barely speak english, or how her night nurse always wakes her up at 6 am instead of 7 am for the feeding….so as far as I’m concerned it never happened….you see that’s the nice thing about the internet….anything is possible, you can even pretend it’s still 2006, when she was just 18, and everyone wanted a piece…all you have to do is read archives, look at old photoshoots, and none of this billion dollar furniture empire, Canadian Hockey sperm polluting her and her body even matter….unless you don’t care about these things…and ravaged mom’s is your thing…which as a drunken stepfather you’d think would be my thing…and that this whole site would be dedicated to just that…..but the truth is…stepfathering is the reason I drink…. Either way, she’s in Hawaii cuz she lives a hard life and has worked so hard to build her empire of gold….as has her pro hockey husband and his billionaire family….which is more than we can say for your lazy ass.

Read this article:
Hilary Duff is a Mom in a Bikini Top of the Day

Vida Guerra’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

Vida Guerra was famous in the 90s for being a big round ass that FHM exploited as hard as they could in an era where J.Lo made 100,000,000 dollars for virtually the same reason….you know the latin hearthrob bullshit that shoulda never happened….but did happen…and with most hispanics is still happening…cuz round ass is great…but more importantly because they are a loyal people… Her ass, despite taking up serious fitness, as you can see in this picture for twitter of her 6 pack…. Is still ridiculous…..but not as ridiculous as the fact that I am doing a post on her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Link:
Vida Guerra’s Big Fat Ass of the Day

Emily VanCamp for GQ November of the Day

Emily VanCamp is a Canadian child star…which pretty much means she wasn’t a child star at all…because Canada entertainment involved a couple moose, an ice stage and a few maple syrup farmers playing the fiddle, that is sometimes televised….and the 12 people who own TVs may watch it if they aren’t out playing hockey, hunting, fishing, or doing other Canadian things…especially if they are hick pedophiles….I know because I live here….which is part of the reason I am surprised I have never met… Well, now I never will cuz she’s worked her way up the American Entertainment industry and is now a star of some show called REVENGE, leaving no time for her past she’s probably pretending never happened….and what matters is that it has lead to her doing GQ erotica….because she turned her back on Canada and went for the American Dream….and it sure is better than staying back here to milk beavers…in lesbian indy movies….even though I love milking beaver… I’ve posted on her before ….but it is safe to say this is her at her best… I appreciate her hustle.

Go here to read the rest:
Emily VanCamp for GQ November of the Day

Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

Like eating a vegan sausage at a lesbian bar….her are some pics of Mel B, the Spice Girl better known as Eddie Murphy’s jump off he accidentally knocked up…but denied knocking up…cuz that’s what you do with whores who are just out to ruin your life…provided they don’t have the resources to file for paternity tests like the whores I know… allowin you to change your name, move and pretend it never happened….and not paying out millions to a bitch who doesn’t need millions…all cuz she wanted the world to know she’s not a whore with a fatherless child…when really she is a whore with a fatherless child…I mean unless the new husband grabbing her ass like a farm animal in heat has taken up the job….there’s always a sucker willing to stepfather for hot ass….. To See the Rest of the Day FOLLOW THIS LINK

Read the original:
Mel B in Bikini Ass in Australia of the Day

Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Bar Refaeli posted a picture of herself in some kind of lace body suit that celebrates her thickness….I wouldn’t know why because like most Jewish people she hates me for not being Jewish…but more importantly she hates me for saying that if it wasn’t for the Holocaust, the establishment of Israel would have never happened, and thus her grandparents from different parts of the world would never have come together and make her in all her exotic glory…. The truth is I don’t find her all that hot anymore….not even when virtually showing off her body, and for some reason I get why she’s fucking Shaun White….and that is partially cuz he’s rich and rich guys get whatever they want…but also cuz she knows she’s not as hot as everyone thinks she is….but that’s probably not true…you see cuz I made it up….but Shaun White fucking this…even if on a pile of money…and we know how much she likes money….no racist….confuses me.

Go here to read the rest:
Bar Refaeli in a Slutty Bodysuit of the Day

Is Mariah Carey & Kelly Rowland Join X Factor?

See the original post:

  Word on the streetz is that  Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger have been fired from the X Factor. I t’s being reported that Mariah Carey and Kelly Rowland may be replacing them as judges on the Fox singing competition show. Mariah Carey was rumored to be a part of season one, but that never happened … and Kelly Rowland was previously a judge on the U.K. edition of the X Factor

Is Mariah Carey & Kelly Rowland Join X Factor?

Anais Pouliot TItty for Numero of the Day

I once wrote a poem for this ANAIS POULIOT chick…I think it’s because I found out she is from Montreal, and that if she came across it, she’d track me down, and sweep me under her model nipple, and let me move into her model vagina. That never happened…. What did happen though, is that bitch has gone from some no name magazine, to some bigger scale magazine, proving that showing your tits pays off…and any bitch who refuses to show you her tits just isn’t ambitious or driven….. Seriously, I’ve heard of Numero, that’s big time for a small town Quebecer with nipples…but I’d still rather be looking at pics of her namesake…you know her anus…cuz there’s so much nipple in fashion, but not enough anus. That’s gotta send, hopefully with her, since her name is ANUS…. That’s all I have to say about that…

Continued here:
Anais Pouliot TItty for Numero of the Day

What If John Hughes Directed ‘The Legend of Zelda’ Movie?

http://www.youtube.com/v/WF-7jPXvPEA

Link:

[1] From the guys that brought us the God of War Indie Movie Trailer [2] and the Super Mario/Tarantino mash-up Inglourious Plummers [3], comes a flashback to a 1980’s movie which never happened: John Hughes’ 1987 high school teen big screen adaptation of the popular Nintendo video game The Legend of Zelda. In this charming critically-acclaimed tale of first love, Link (Jon Tomlinson), an eternal optimist… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : /Film Discovery Date : 10/02/2011 22:28 Number of articles : 2

What If John Hughes Directed ‘The Legend of Zelda’ Movie?