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Upskirt Video of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is staged and the girl is in on it or if this is a dude with a jacked up bag designed to record up the skirts of unsuspecting girls but it fucking hyseterical….I mean what the fuck’s the deal with the song…and how does it correalate to some girls panties….I would have been more inclined to use a Celine Dion song…or maybe some 80s love song…cuz there’s nothing not romantic about this…except maybe her mom… On a sidenote, I think I used to sponsor this girl in the 90s when I didn’t mind giving the price of a coffee a day to Central America via the Christians and it’s nice to see little Ana Cistina all grown up in her Goodwill donated used underwear giving back to me…but that could just be the fantasy I had when paying the 25 dollars a month….I felt I was investing into future immigrant pussy…and it never happened…cuz the Christians were scamming…and I feel they gave dozens of people the same chick…making them horrible pimps…watch the video…

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Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Claire Chazal in her Bikini of the Day

Good thing I don’t know who this Claire Chazal woman is, because that way I can’t be sad when she finishes melting into the ocean. It’s like some Wizard of Oz shit where you got the gremlin wet after midnight and all that will be left of her is something disgusting, like a pile of decade old semen. I have seen it happen before, these slutty french ex-stripper hot dog stand workers who turn 40 all kinda start to look like this and you are left unable to see past their gaping assholes cuz you know all the dick that asshole took to get that way. Apparently she’s a romance novel, so you can imagine what she’s done to herself to get inspiration for stories, and here are some pics of her doing the whole bikini thing when maybe she’d be better off in a snowsuit, you know for the sake of eroticism…. But I like bikinis……so here she is…. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link GO

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Lindsay Lohan’s Pale Nipple of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Lindsay Lohan’s Pale Nipple of the Day

In my mind, Lindsay Lohan is a Christmas miracle that keeps on giving. I am not talking about her herpes, that is controlled thanks to valtrex. I am talking about her as a person. She just constantly comes out of the woodwork with her amazing fucking tits that I regret not making her show me the time I snuck into some party to hang out with her when she was in Montreal and she was too friendly to get me kicked out, because everything about this girl is amazing, except maybe that she gave me a wrong number and I’ve never been able to reconnect our love at first sight from that lovely night, not that that’s never happened before, the fake number thing is almost obvious…..not that that would ever make me hate this tits…they just always appear when I’m about to forget Lohan….. I just know these are better than Santa Claus.

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Justin Bieber Going After Older Ladies

Posted on April 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

He may only be 16, but Justin Bieber seems to be developing a taste for older women. The teen singing sensation flirted outrageously with Chelsea Handler when he appeared on her late-night chat show. The blonde talk show host revealed how he had greeted her with the words “Hey baby” when they met backstage. Bieber, who was signed up by Usher after being discovered on You Tube, even invited the 35-year-old TV star out on a date. “Last time I was serious about that date and it never happened,” he grinned. And when Handler asked him about the Range Rover Usher bought him for his birthday, he added: “I’ll be able to drive it on our date.” This kid is so out of control. Every chick under the age of 17 is killing themselves to meet him and now he’s working on getting their moms under his wing? He’s right, when he says this is his world, he really means it.

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Rumer Willis and Her Disgusting See Thru Shirt of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rumer Willis is the thing that made Demi Moore look into herself and realize she needs seriously extensive plastic surgery, because if her womb can produce this thing that represents every possible thing that could be wrong on a person, other than being fat. It’s like every single one of her features was exposed to radiation, or was deprived of nutrients and oxygen in the womb, because mommy was doing heavy drugs, or cuz daddy’s sperm was half retarded from doing heavy drugs, and the whole thing brings one question to mind and that question is whether she is really human or not, or if I’m just lookin’ at a caricature you get done on the boardwalk that’s come to life in some kind of Voodoo shit that Demi and Bruce are stuck claiming as their own, cuz they sold their souls to the devil for fame and fortune in exchange for this….I just don’t really understand how this is a human, or how this gets laid, or how Demi didn’t drive it out to a field somewhere on the way home from the hospital to burry like it never happened, but I know Demi knows that it is no Rumor that Rumer’s a monster….but as a vain bitch, I guess she probably knows how to pretend she’s not seeing what everyone else is seeing cuz it came out of her…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mariah Carey’s Fat Tits Trip on Leno of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariah Carey brought her big fat chick tits and body to the Leno show and her fall wasn’t the highlight of the clip, but when she decides to demonstrate how her perfume dabber works, but doing some “sexy” little dance, I mean depending who you ask, because to some people, fat chicks doing sexy dances is more of a comedy routine and not something worth getting off to, but at least she’s in a low cut dress.

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Carrie Underwood in Period Stockings of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carrie Underwood must have a heavy flow and these stockings save her from the embarassment of having period drip down her leg on national TV, because it kinda just cammoflages and absorbs the shit like it never happened and and saves her from big scale disgusting that would otherwise happen provided she was bare skinned or in light colors. This is a little fashion tip for girls everywhere to take note of, because getting your period in white pants, shorts or bathing suits, although erotic for people who like fertile women and who find periods sexy, espeially if you’re in high school…because that’s the time of your life that getting your period will get you a nickname that follows you forever, you like “Bloody Pussy Legs” or “murder scene jean” or something more creative and funnier that the rest of the “more talented than me” class comes up with. Pics via Bauer

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Vince Vaughn Feels Used!

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Couples Retreat star says his fiancee is really only with him to get her creen card! Not really! But funny guy Vince Vaughn likes to joke that his Canadian fiancee, Kyla Weber, is just marrying him to work in the U.S. After all, it’s not like he’s a catch or anything! Vince, who admits he loves a girl with a sense of humor, proposed to her on Valentine’s Day and told Live with Regis and Kelly he was a bit hesitant to date her.

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Brad and Jen’s Secret Rendezvous…

Posted on October 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

DIDN’T HAPPEN! Despite all the reports, Brad Pitt did not seek the counsel of his ex-wife in a New York hotel.

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