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Gina Gershon’s Rockin’ Bush in Killer Joe of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Killer Joe…but people seem to care about it because some 23 year old actor named Juno Temple , who I’ve never really heard of cuz I don’t pay attention, is in it and has a sex scene in it, but for some reason, I’m more into the MILFs pushing 50 with awesome hard nipples and a massive fucking bush…cuz I’m weird like that….it happens…you know some days you want the veterans and other days you want the virgins…life is all about balance… If you want to download the Juno Temple clip, cuz old lady bush that has no white hair in it, isn’t your thing click her TO SEE MORE OF GINA GERSHON’S CATALOG OF NUDE SCENES FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Myleene Klass in Littlewoods Lingerie of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to Wikipedia this Myleene Klass is worth 22 million dollars. According to all logic in my head..let’s K-Fed her. But the problem is that she’s probably not broken enough to bother with me, you need the child stars who are all fucked emotionally, who can’t trust their parents, who you offer stability and support, making them believe it is you and them against the world, you know cuz they’ve always been told what to do and how to act, so you just build off that…while Myleene Klass is just self made in the UK music scene, even though I’ve never heard of her, but I have seen her 34 year old body in lingerie like she was my gf trying to add spice to our love life…and so have you.

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Teresa Palmer & Phoebe Tonkin Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with. Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with. Together they are in this instagram/twitter/facebook pic wearing bikini tops in efforts to mock my love….or the fact that I won’t commit said love to one of them specifically causing a whole lot of drama since before 10 minutes ago, I had never even heard of them…but more importantly cuz I fall in love every day and can’t commit to one woman…especially one I’ve never met, but more importantly who has never heard of me, no matter how bad I wanna stick it in their batty holes…. I love when hot bitches, especially hot Australian bitches are friends….

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Maika Monroe Is A Hottie On The Rise

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Maika Monroe but she’s in a new movie called “At Any Price” co-starring Zac Efron which is being premiered at the Venice Film Festival. I’m pretty sure I’ll never see this movie but judging by Maika’s cuteness factor, I know this is not the last time we’ll see her on Hollywood Tuna. Girl is damn cute.

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Kate Upton’s Almost Nude Tease For Contributer Magazine

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of Contributer magazine but they managed to get Kate Upton almost naked. Yes, she’s still teasing us with these implied nudes. I don’t know what it’s going to take to get Kate to show us the goods but if she’s willing to pose like this for a no-name magazine, maybe it’s time Hollywood Tuna hits her up. Wish me luck!

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Morgan More And The Girls From The Catalina In Bikinis

Posted on July 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never heard of the reality show The Catalina but here are the female cast all wearing bikinis. My personal favorite is Morgan More (the redhead) but seeing that they all have big boobs, the first one to motorboat me would get my vote. Ladies, contact my assistant.

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Kristn Bredehoeft from Flipped Off Nude Pic of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Kristn Bredehoeft….Someone you have never heard of….Who is fit and rocking some fake tits….and is from some A&E show called Flipped off….had her ex boyfriend spite her and post a nude pic of her on twitter…something we can all safely say wasn’t an ex boyfriend at all, but was staged and set up enough for her to do some sit ups so her stomach looks toned and apply some red lipstick to really bring the harlot home….cuz you see leaked nudes are never actually leaked…they are always staged, especially when bitch is a nobody….not that I am complaining, I appreciate when this kind of think happens…..especially when the bitch isn’t SNOOKI.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Dump Truck Body of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have always found Scarlett Johansson dumpy….I know she was marketed as this hot, glamourous, raspy voiced Siren, you’d expect to find in Old Hollywood…who now dresses like she was in fact in Old Hollywood, and has grown into a Granny, complete with saggers and a muff gut, wearing some old dress she got back in the 70s…..but she never was hot, glamourous….just raspy…and possibly a compulsive eater…always a slophole of a woman…and whenever I see pics of her now in her 30s…I’m reminded about how uneventful she’s always been and will continue to be…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Fanego Tits for Some Fashion Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Fanego is an Argentinian mode, born in 1992, who is 5 foot 9, her dress size is a 3 and I’ve never heard of her…but now I know all kinds of really valuable information, provided I was out buying her a dress, or a freak who can only get off to pics of bitches if I get to cum on a dress that is her actual size….and I’ve also seen her ass and titties for fashion….which to a model is better than seeing her ass and titties in porn… The magazine is called Factice….a weird name that reminds me of fapping and practice….cuz Factice makes perfect…but it also makes you grow hair on your palms while your dead relatives watch….and can get out of hand and become an addiction….yo… Here is the video…..

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Oliva Munn’s Eating in a Covered Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Posted on May 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Munn represents all that is wrong with celebrity….She got herself on some nerd show, luring the nerds, who are a loyal fan base, and felt she was bigger than she actually is…even though she’s never really had any solid work, and the work she has had has not been substantial at all…if anything it has been bottom feeding…and instead of posting a bikini top under a sheer shirt…she should be jerking off on the internet for the virgin losers who made her…I’m talking dirtier twitter pics…and not just shit appealing to weirdos who get off to girls eating….step your game up whore.

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