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Blake Lively in Some Bullett Magazine Looking Hot of the Day

Blake Lively may be boring as fuck….but more importantly she looks old as fuck…even though she gets cast as some teen or early 20s character…when really she should be playing the soccer mom….but she is the vagina to the stars….she’s already bagged a couple of A-Listers…and one may have even kept her around for more than a couple of weeks, but I wouldn’t know…cuz I don’t keep track of Blake Lively news…mainly because I like my 20 year old bitches….looking 14 and not 40…. Here she is in some magazine I’ve never heard of…or if I have I’ve forgottne cuz much like that autistic kid I saw in the park playing with rocks today…I’m retarded.

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Gabrielle Anwar Bikini Pics of the Day

Gabrielle Anwar is some bitch I’ve never heard of on some show called Burn Notice that I’ve never heard of because I hate TV, knowing they are brainwashing me and manipulating me not to actually go out there and live, but instead to be some kind of drone that they try to program…I’m not a conspiracy theorist or overly paranoid…I just know not to trust the shit big industry feeds us….they are evil…. I could google her, but why bother, she’s not all that hot, has shity tits an the only thing I really appreciate is her toned stomach….but not enough to have sex with it through my computer…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

Oona Chaplin is in Game of Thrones…a show I refuse to watch because it is nerd shit and more importantly…it isn’t Dirty Dancing…a movie I tried to watch once a week to really try to help my autism understand what love is…not that I’m autistic, but I have found that saying I am has been really helpful in justifying my creepy, souless internet behavior…and girls all wanna try to fix me and breast feed me better…..it is like ailments make pussy wet… That said, as you probably figured out, if you’re not a total retard, she’s related to that Communist with the Hitler Moustache, despite being Jewish, cuz maybe the Hitler moustache was a fashionable thing, before hitler ruined it for generations of people who wanted to rock one…..and here she is trying to become her own legendary figure….by using her figure….I’m so clever it burns when I pee…at least I blame it on my cleverness everytime I’m trying to convince a bitch to get down unprotected….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Oona-Chaplin-Game-Of-Thrones-s02e08.flv

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Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

Rihanna Kissing Rita Ora’s Face of the Day

Rita Ora, some newbie bitch I’ve posted on before is much like the fat white girl in white pants outside a black club I walked by this past weekened, cuz she is getting a lot of black man attention…. They are calling her pudgy little body the next Rihanna….and I haven’t bothered looking up her music….cuz I don’t really care about crappy pop music that is going to just end up polluting my brain everywhere I go where radio is on….if anything it just makes me angry how culturally devoid we are….in all aspects of our lives based on the crap we all ingest daily…. Well here she is at some shit the other night….getting assaulted by what may look like a dainty gay black guy….but that is actually Rihanna….cuz asserting herself as den mother in the brothel that is their pop music industry….will always keep Rihanna on top….something I am sure all of you motherfuckers would want to watch…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…

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Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Twitter of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing….she could be wearing a fucking snow suit and still look like one of the hottest bitches in the world…at least in the modeling world…cuz I left the house this weekend and I’m not sure it’s my lack of sex or my low standards thanks to marrying a fat pile of shit…but I saw so much fuckable pussy on the streets…mainly in shorts…with long think legs, short thin legs, sheer tops and bikini tops…some looked like models….some looked like pornstars….some looked like average girls….all looked good enough for me to want to see me inside them…..proving that I like shorts….I like girls…and I especially like when they are thin and have that stamp of approval via a modeling contract like Candice Swanepoel so that I know I’m not just drunk and being desperate….

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Jessica Marais Hot Titties from Magic City of the Day

Jessica Marais has some rocking fake tits. She’s some Australian bitch who was pregnant when this clip was shot for some show called Magic City about Miami in the 1950s that I’ve never heard of….She gave birth to her first kid a week or two ago and if you’re wondering why seeing a clip of here fake tits in some TV show I’ve never heard of led me to finding out her life story….about her move from South Africa to Canada to Australia where her dad died and she was raised by her mom….graduating an Anglican school in 2002 and going into acting school that has resulted in 3 or 4 IMDB credits and a baby that has ravaged her vagina….so recently she probably still has the stitches in and more importantly…she probably still has the placenta in the fridge…all nutritious and delicious…it was 10 fucking days ago people… Either way, never heard of her, now I have, but more importantly…now I know what she looks like topless….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Jessica-Marais-Magic-City.flv

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Dominique Storelli Unknown Bikini Pictures

I’ve never heard of this Dominique Storelli chick, but she wore a bikini to some party she was invited to this past weekend so she’s my kind of girl. Apparently she’s the cover girl of the March issue of Maxim magazine. Whooptidoo! I don’t care about any of that, she basically wore a thong bikini and heels on the red carpet… That’s all I’m getting from these shots. I should have invited her to my Mother’s Day party. Next year.

The Lohan Face Looks Like a Cartoon Character of the Day

Fuck LINDSAY LOHAN and the media blitz she’s getting for being on Saturday Night Live….also known as the most depressing show on TV….cuz it means you are sitting at home on a Saturday night…waiting for a depressing fucking sunday….well now they done gone made it worse…sadder….unless you’re like me and you love sad, depressing, horrible things so much you want to fuck it right in her bloated fucking pig face, cartoon character cheeks like you were Sam Ronson’s skinny jeaned dick…… Either way, this Lohan face looks like it’s got a mind of it’s own…a mind I wish was rimming my fucking ass.

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The Lohan Face Looks Like a Cartoon Character of the Day

Kaylee DeFer Bikini Top of the Day

Kaylee DeFer is some Gossip Girl bitch I’ve never heard of – but I’m tired of saying I’ve never heard of bitches so I am just gonna say that we’re old friends who went to high school together….she was full of acne…and I convinced her getting jerked off on her face cleared it up and great memories followed….and clearer skin….skin I’ve read she attributes her success to….You’re welcome Kaylee Defer…. She posted some shitty bikini pics that are a bit too real life…for my liking…but some of you may be into the skin folds that girls try to hide….cuz it gives you options to fuck when she’s on her period… Good fucking times…DrunkenStepfather feels like it’s back.

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Kaylee DeFer Bikini Top of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ Shitty White Bra See Through Pics of the Day

I am a lot less interested in Miley Cyrus in a knitted sweater showing off what is either a sports bra, regular bra, bikini top or tank top, whatever you wanna call it…it isn’t her nipples….and more into her little pussy hugging shorts…even though Miley Cyrus is boring, played out, over 18 and not nearly scandalous enough to make up for her redneck face…she’s really just a good candidate to be K-Fedded…with all her daddy issues and addiction to love….but for some reason I’m compelled to post these pics…cuz it isn’t summer here and the last time I saw shorts on anyone was a dude leaving the gym…and Miley is better than that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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