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Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days… I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files… The post Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Topless For Elle Magazine, But Playboy No Longer Does Nude

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Yes, you read that right — I had to break out those dreaded black censored bars for a new photoshoot that smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model Sara Sampaio did for the May issue of Elle UK , which officially contains more nudity than an entire issue of Playboy these days . I never thought I’d see the day… But hey, on the plus side, at least you can buy these fashion mags without needing a brown paper bag. Continue reading →

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Biz And Pleasure Just Got Better: These Ethiopian Hotels Make Business A Breeze!

Posted on December 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve never thought about doing business in Ethiopia, these hotels might change your mind. 

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Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid: Did They Just Make It Official?

Posted on December 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Did Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid just turn their romantic rumor into a very sweet reality? About a month after chatter circulated that the model may be hooking up with the singer, Hadid and Malik have now been photographed together in a rather sweet manner. The former One Direction member took Instagram over the weekend to share a black-and-white Polaroid selfie with his supposed love interest, the tandem’s first couple-esque picture on Instagram together. Malik did not include a caption with the image, but words are not always needed. We’re pretty sure Zayn’s closed eyes and Gigi’s hand on his cheek say everything that needs to be said. These pretty stars were first linked together in November after being photographed at an after-party for the American Music Awards together.   Since then, they’ve also been spotted having dinner together, getting very friendly while enjoying such date nights. Friends have allegedly been telling Hadid to dump Malik because he’s a pretty huge nerd, but she appears to have responded to those recommendations here via a simple caress of her hand. What do you think of Hadid and Malik? Do they have what it takes to last?  View Slideshow: 13 Famous Couples We Never Thought Would Last This Long

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Malika Haqq: Arrested For DUI!

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malika Haqq, Khloe Kardashian’s bestie and sometime co-star on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and DASH Dolls, got popped for DUI this morning. Haqq was arrested after she crashed her car on an L.A. freeway . Law enforcement sources confirm to TMZ that they apprehended Malika on the 101 at around 3 a.m. It’s not clear if anyone was with her. Malika reportedly showed “objective symptoms of intoxication.” Deputies gave her a field sobriety test and she failed; Malika was presumed to be under the influence of alcohol and arrested her for DUI.   Malika was reportedly at a birthday party earlier in the evening. Fans may recall that last summer on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons , Haqq drunkenly tried to make out with and maul BFF Khloe: Malika Haqq Tries to Kiss Khloe Kardashian Like, over-the-top so. We’re not talking your standard girls kissing on the lips for a half-second. Malika straight up wanted a piece of that ass. Awkward, but it didn’t torpedo their friendship. Or her career. Like other notables in the Kardashian universe, she has become quasi-famous in her own right thanks to the new E! reality show DASH Dolls . Yes, there’s a now a whole show about Kardashian STAFF. If you watch DASH Dolls online , you can even see Malika nude, feuding with co-stars and getting in over her head with ridiculous antics. Perhaps the DUI bust wasn’t all that astonishing …

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Drake and Serena Williams: ENGAGED?!

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She may not have completed her calendar Grand Slam , but Serena Williams might have accomplished an even rarer feat – getting an A-list rapper to settle down in his prime! Yes, if you believe the latest report from OK! magazine (which is generally a bad idea) Drake and Serena Williams are engaged . The two have been friends with big-bootied benefits for years, but rumblings that they were becoming something more serious began in the last few months. Serena was playing the best tennis of her career; Drizzy was there for every match; and photos of Drake and Serena making out in public seemed to be their way of saying that they’re officially a mixed doubles team, and they don’t care who knows it. It’s even been reported that Serena issued Drake an ultimatum , informing the ladies man rapper that this would not be another “wham, bam, congrats on the Grand Slam” situation, and if he wanted to hit, he better be down to commit. Never one to back away from a challenge, Drake (again, according to OK!) went all-in and informed Serena that the score is love-love and the ball is in her court.  Sorry, we’re trying to say he proposed. “She said yes but they want to keep it on the down-low for now,” says one source. Yes, because if we know anything about Drake, it’s that he likes to keep his romantic feelings private. We’re kidding. The man starts writing a mix tape verse on a napkin when he makes eye contact with a cute waitress. Anyway, the chances of this “Drake and Serena getting married” rumor being true are about the same as the odds that Roberta Vinci would beat Williams in tournament play. But, hey – look how that turned out. View Slideshow: 13 Famous Couples We Never Thought Would Last This Long

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Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently you can see Emily Ratjkowski’s nipple in this picture at some Much Music bullshit awards show, because award shows are good for advertisers…and perpetuating this whole bullshit industry… I can’t see any nipple, which brings on a philosophical question and that is if a nude model turned actress that has rockin’ tits everyone has seen…I’m talking millions and millions of people have seen…thanks to a music video she was in…does her nipple slip make a sound… The answer is…yes…because as I tell all girls who send me nude pics, fresh spread ass pics are better than the ass pics I was sent last week…I always need new content… Now, I can’t predict whether Emily Ratajkowski will exist or be relevant in a year…I mean when I first started posting on her she was really a nobody with great tits I made fun of….and slowly became someone I wrote love letters to…because I’m easily won over…I never thought she’d get to this level…and maybe, she’ll be like a Jessica Alba, the hot girl who gets cast whether she can act or not, because the world needs hot girls… But I can predict that we’ll probably see her awesome body naked again…unless she’s one of those “naked got me here, but naked stays private now that I am here”…and while we all wait for her next strategic play…here is what may or may not be her great tits having a nipple slip and as you know we all love great tits…at least I do.. The post Emily Ratajkowski Possible Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Richie Is Big Big Trouble!

Posted on April 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Abort, abort! Unless you want to spend your long weekend making friends down at your local police station, I suggest you move it along and pretend you never saw these. Because according to my research, Sofia Richie (aka Lionel Richie’s daughter and Nicole ‘s sister) is only 16. I never thought I’d say this, but… this girl really should’ve listened to her mom and taken a sweater. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Lily Aldridge Struts Her Stuff At The Airport

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man, the life of a supermodel must be pretty exhausting. Not only do you have to listen to daily marriage proposals from losers like me, but there’s also a ton of travel involved, considering here’s Lily Aldridge already back at the airport again today. Anyway, I don’t know where she’s headed, but I wonder if this outfit qualifies as a flight risk. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the cabin pressure in my pants is rising to dangerous levels right about now. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kendall Jenner’s Jeans Are A Little Too Tight

Posted on August 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Kendall Jenner is 18 and she is no longer trouble, we can all rest assured that checking out her camel toe in these white jeans is 100% legal. I never thought camel toe could makes its way through denim, but Kendall’s is a force to be reckon with. Impressive. » view all 13 photos                   Photos: WENN.com

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